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Clips from The Simpsons - Lost Verizon (S20E20)

"- Is this your ball? - Why, yes, it is!"
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"(DR. HIBBERT LAUGHING)"
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"- Here you go. - Don't tell me where I go!"
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"- A dollar? What for? - It's the least I can do."
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"So I can get a dollar for every ball I find?"
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"This is why my kids go to private school."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"(WORKIN'MAN BLUES PLAYING)"
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"I work hard every day"
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"I might get a little tired on the weekend, after I draw my pay"
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"But I'll go back workin'"
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"Come Monday morning I'm right back with the crew"
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"(WHOOPS)"
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"WILLIE: So it's you!"
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"Weekends and summers, I'm Greenskeeper Willie."
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"Your ball-scavenging days are over!"
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"And those orphan golf balls belong to me!"
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"(GRUNTS) Dimpled gold. I'm rich!"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"I'm never gonna get a cell phone."
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"(SIGHS) Great. We gotta wait for Denis Leary."
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"Hey, Leary, if you want to have a "tee" party, go back to Boston!"
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"Come on, Ice Age, take the shot!"
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"Ice Age was the name of the film."
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"I played Diego, the vicious saber tooth tiger who, guess what, has a heart."
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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"Damn it!"
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"A cell phone!"
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"It's mine!"
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"Cool. You can even watch commercials on it!"
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"(DIALING ON CELL PHONE)"
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"Hey, Milhouse. Guess where I'm calling from?"
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"Well, I know you don't have a cell phone."
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"So you must be in your kitchen or one of your bedrooms."
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"Unless you have a wall jack in your basement!"
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"- That would be huge! - Look outside your window."
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"Just do it!"
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"Let's assign each other ring tones!"
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"That felt good."
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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"Hello? You want Denis Leary? Wrong number, dumbass."
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"Come on, Denis. It's me, producer Brian Grazer."
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"I just paid five million dollars for the screen rights to the book"
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"- Everybody Poops. - I'm a big fan."
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"Sure. On one condition. I want to do my own poops."
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"I wouldn't have it any other way."
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"Of course I'll do it for minimum. Great."
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"I'll see you next Monday in Tunisia."
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"This phone belongs to Denis Leary!"
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"Denis Leary? Boston comedian turned movie star turned basic cable notable?"
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"That's right! Let's call his business manager and tell him"
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"to spend all his money on Yankees hats and Derek Jeter jerseys."
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"I don't know, Bart. What if Denis Leary gets mad?"
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"Nah. He's cool. He's gonna think this is hilarious."
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"No longer must we live in shame."
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"Let the decree go forth. Everybody poops!"
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"And cut! Great. Great, man. You really nailed it."
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"I don't even remember agreeing to be in this movie."
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"Well, you did. Bring in the poop."
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"Milhouse, I hold in this hand Denis Leary's cell phone."
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"And in this hand, the phone numbers of bars around the world."
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"Let's start with Hawaii."
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"- Aloha. - Aloha to you."
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"I'm looking for Maya, last name Normousbutt."
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"Hang on. I'll check, has anyone here seen Maya Normousbutt?"
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"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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"I got a Drew Peewiener here? Anyone expecting a Drew Peewiener?"
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"I hold in my hand a Drew Peewiener!"
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"Better put it down then, mate!"
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"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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"(GREETS IN SWEDISH)"
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"I shall inquire. Is there a Mr. Myfriendsaregay?"
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"First name Olaf. Attention, everyone! Olaf Myfriendsaregay!"
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"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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"Wait a minute. If I ever get a hold of you,"
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"(SIGHS) The sun never sets on the Bartish Empire."
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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"- Yo. Who's this? - Denis Leary, you little puke!"
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"They taught me how to do it for my show!"
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"Bart, how did you get a cell phone?"
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"Same way you got me. By accident on a golf course."
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"Whose phone is this?"
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"- You'll never get it out of me! - Okay. Milhouse?"
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"I'm sorry, Bart. I'm desperate for any signs of adult approval."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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"Bart Simpson's stolen cell phone. Can I help you?"
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"Damn straight, you can. I'm Denis Leary. And your kid is out of control."
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"I'm sorry, Mr. Leary. Sometimes it's hard to be a parent."
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"No it's not. It's easy. I'll tell you what's hard."
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"worrying that people might realize it's not me, it's him."
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"Try doing that!"
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"(SIGHS) Mr. Leary, I'm so sorry."
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"I'll send you your phone back right away."
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"Keep the phone. In fact, can I give you some advice?"
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"Give your kid back the phone. But first, activate its built-in GPS system."
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"Shouldn't you just be happy for their success?"
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"I should be a lot of things, lady."
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"My tarts!"
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"(SIGHS) Okay, here goes. Bart, I have something for you."
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"Huh?"
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"Wait a minute. I thought you said I couldn't have this."
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"Lady, you are the best mom ever!"
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"(MURMURS)"
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"- Did he take the bait? - Like a bigmouth bass."
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"Okay. Bart went to the comic book store."
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"Time to head home."
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"(GASPS)"
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"Bullies!"
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"Hey! He went into a construction site!"
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"You sure this is safe?"
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"Sure. I got my seatbelt on."
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"What are you doing at this construction site?"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"I'll just take Milhouse home."
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"(SINGING) You better watch your step"
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