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Clips from Community (2009) - Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy (S02E02)

"You'll ruin him. Ruin him?"
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"Stop repeating. Stop re... Remanding me."
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"Explain why I'll ruin him."
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"You date guys that we think are cool, and when you don't like them,"
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"you tell us horrible things about them."
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"Name one guy."
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"Carl, Todd, Kyle, Richard. Jeff. Fred. Tall Kyle. Jeff."
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"Jeff? I ruined Jeff? Jeff "Nipple Play" Winger?"
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"No, we're still hanging out with him. How's it going, Jeff?"
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"Promise you won't date Lukka, I'll give you a sweatshirt I made for paintball."
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"Pssh! You should've given me one a long time ago. I kicked your asses."
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"Don't date Lukka."
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"Sure, let's have a look here."
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"Pieces of paper stapled together, a lot of writing."
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"I don't want you to read it. Help me get Chang to sign it."
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"It's a little something I had an attorney draw up."
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"This is a forfeiture of parental rights."
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"Mm-hm. Better safe than sorry."
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"Isn't he living with you? Not cool."
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"I don't see Chang as being a real hands-on baby-daddy."
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"Oh. Now we're in the business of knowing what's going on in Chang's head, huh? Huh?"
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"Fine, for the child."
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"God bless you. Not lately."
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"I'm, um... I'm so sorry,"
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"but could you just not tell Troy and Abed that we went out tonight?"
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"No problem. It's just..."
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"Um, they're just really worried if you and I, you know, see each other,"
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"Oh, good. I'm from the Balkans."
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"Lukka, I knew it."
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"I knew there was pain in there."
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"Just so you know, you can talk to me about anything."
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"The corpses stacked like firewood."
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"I miss it so much. Lukka."
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"Mm. Wait, just, um... Just to clarify."
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"You wish you were back over there, defending the motherland?"
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"Yes, I miss cleansing our fields and forests of the unclean people"
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"who stole my country."
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"I miss the smell of the villages burning. Heh."
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"Damn it. My neighbor is jazz musician."
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"Great. He really knows how to kill the mood."
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"What are you doing? Did you look for a job?"
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"I was going to, but I noticed your coffee table was wobbly,"
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"so I decided to fix it."
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"Must be the floor. Don't saw the floor."
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"Don't saw anything. I'm tired of confiscating saws. Give me that."
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"Parental rights?"
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"It's from Shirley. It gives her and Andre the baby. Sign it."
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"Oh, and if anyone asks, this was my most convincing speech ever."
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"Why are you crying?"
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"Between you and me, I don't Chang a lot of chicks."
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"You crash on people's couches and twitch in your sleep like a dog dreaming of a rabbit."
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"It's real. You don't... Wait."
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"So you're saying if I get a job and my own apartment,"
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"Yes."
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"Where do you keep getting these?"
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"Hey, guys. Where are you going?"
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"Fork foods. Don't wanna grease up the troops."
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"Speaking of Lukka,"
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"how much do you know about him? Why?"
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"You start dating him? You wanna tell us horrible things?"
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"- What? No. - Good."
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"That sounds horrific."
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"Ugh. Girls are so undesensitized."
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"Jeffrey."
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"Hey, guys. Hi."
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"So how'd the talk go with Chang?"
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"About that. I gave my most convincing speech ever and it didn't take."
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""Need" is a strong word. I think Shirley would feel comfortable"
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"if we had something in writing."
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"Aww. Baby."
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"Well, good morning, everybody."
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"Did you see the stock market today? Up, down, pick a direction. Huh?"
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"I don't know about you, but I've been circling these want ads all morning."
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"Now, who wants to take a break and build a birdhouse?"
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"Chang, what's going on?"
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"Just getting my act together. I got a baby coming."
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"I can almost hear the pitter-patter of Chinese feet across the treetops."
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"Right, Jeff? Huh?"
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"Come on, don't leave me hanging, my main mentor."
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"Oh, hey, is that a reason to leave? Hm?"
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"Jeffrey. Excuse me. Jeffrey."
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"- Excuse me. - Let me ask you a question."
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"How cute's it gonna be when that lunatic is dangling my baby"
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"Pretty cute. Are they baby lions? New low, Jeff. Even for you."
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"Mm-mm."
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"I didn't know we got points for killing villagers."
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"He's amazing. And I thought I knew everything about this game."
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"Britta. Hi, Lukka."
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"No! Unbelievable."
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"Guys, calm down."
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"I'm just here for my "Trekkies do it in the final frontier" hat."
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"Are you sure? Yep."
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"Hey, Lukka, you are really good at this game,"
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"and there must be a reason that you are so good at this game."
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"Though your flirtation technique is hilarious, it's distracting."
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"Bang, bang, you're dead! Ha-ha-ha."
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"Save your tears for your dog mother in hell."
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"Okay, fine."
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"You have DVD Blu-ray disc, Kickpuncher 3: The Final Kickening?"
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"Sorry. Thanks to Pierce, who kept writing "this side up" on my discs,"
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"I have a strict no-lending policy on my DVDs."
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"What would happen if somebody broke that rule?"
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"Maybe we watch Kickpuncher 3: The Final Kickening together."
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"Yes, Lukka, maybe we do."
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"Maybe we do."
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"Would you please leave? I don't want wanna play anymore."
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"Well, can I give you some advice, dad-to-dad?"
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"but for your sake and for Shirley's, you need to relax a little."
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"Oh, I see what's going on. Yeah?"
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"Feel me coming up on your tail, huh?"
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"No, no. Man, listen."
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"I've been a father for 11 years and a good one for nine of those."
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"I'm there when they're sick, pick them up from school."
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"Well, I do. You think that pool table put aluminum siding on itself?"
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"Yeah, see, that's not what I'm talking about."
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"I'll go ahead and consider that point missed."
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"I got your text. What's going on?"
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"That's awful. Somebody took it? Who would...?"
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"Wasn't that the movie that Lukka was...?"
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"You don't think...?"
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