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Clips from Community (2009) - Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy (S02E02)

"Oh, is everyone enjoying their egg rolls andlor mieliepap,"
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"Yes, thank you for trying to be inclusive,"
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"That's right. I seem to recall a story about a man named Joseph"
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"Okay, a creepy uncle, final offer."
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"We like him a lot. So you're not allowed to bone him."
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"Try grenade launcher. Cool."
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"Britta was just leaving. No. Stay."
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"I must go anyway. Ohh."
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"Hit my genie bottle? What the...? What was that?"
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"Oh, oh. Jeff? I'm hoping you can help me with something."
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"You have a rapport with him. Not cool."
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"Besides, as your friend, can I tell you? Don't poke that bear."
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"I think, right now, you're as protected as you can get."
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"it's gonna affect your friendship with them."
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"Don't worry. Don't worry. I can keep a secret."
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"There are many things I try not to talk about."
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"I miss the way they used to run from our tanks in fear."
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"Hey, Spencer. Come on, man. I have woman in here."
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"Agh!"
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"Take this."
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"You're adopting me?"
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"Ugh. Don't tell me you wanted to be a father."
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"I don't know."
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"Maybe."
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"I mean, what if this is my last chance?"
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"Shirley might let me be part of my baby's life?"
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"So does that mean I can? Go for it."
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"Lukka's gonna teach us how to break the will of an entire village."
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"Didn't take? We're not giving him a perm, we just need him to sign."
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"However, I believe that we can handle whatever obstacle comes our way."
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"And when that happens, I gotta be the best dad I can be."
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"Why do I have to put the VCR on three if Bones is on five?"
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"Jeff. Jeffrey."
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"I know you're not gonna make a pregnant woman walk this distance between us."
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"So I ask you to help me, and you take that as an opportunity to get Chang out?"
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"Hey, who am I to stand in the way of someone?"
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"Look at them run. They must die like the maggots that they are."
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"That's my hat. Really?"
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"Lukka is kicking serious ass right now. He just set fire to a farmers' market."
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"Wait a minute."
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"You let me borrow, no?"
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"Hold on, hold on. Where's my pipe? Okay."
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"What's on your mind, neighbor?"
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"Look, it's great you're trying to get your life together,"
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"Help them with their homework. It's not how you act, it's what you do."
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"My Kickpuncher 3: The Final Kickening DVD is missing."
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"Wait, Kickmuncher 3?"
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"- Watch, I got this guy... - Lookit. Lookit."
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"You have a security camera? It's for a documentary I'm making."
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"It's footage of me watching dailies, but it comes in handy."
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"I don't understand why you would pin it on Lukka."
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"I did this so you'd stop hanging out. He's a war criminal."
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"Mm, yeah. You would say that."
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"Hey, watch the cardigan."
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"What have I done? I can't believe I said you could be a father."
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"Now, call Shirley and beg forgiveness."
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"Wait, is your mom's name really Loquanda?"
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"Yeah. You said you're a friend of hers."
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"Are you okay? Oh, I'm fine."
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"There's no cell that can hold Chang."
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"Why are they arresting Chang? Loquanda wasn't pressing charges."
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"any DA worth his salt could make a case for trafficking."
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"I'm doing this for us."
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"You did everything to make everything perfect, and look what happened."
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"Look, I know you are ashamed about what happened with Chang."
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"But locking that little man up is not gonna make our lives any less crazy."
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"Come on, you're being dramatic."
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"I didn't wanna be the one to ruin another guy for you guys."
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"How about we promise to go easier on you,"
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"Or if they're left-handed. I wanna know. I'm making a chart."
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"Deal."
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"I guess I ruined game night."
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"Come on. You do not."
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"Well, this was fun."
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"I wanted all ethnic bases covered."
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"So there's a little African-American girl..."
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"and a letter from the manufacturer promising to expand their selection."
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"a traditional maize porridge popular in Ghana?"
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"Annie, baby showers can be race neutral."
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"but regardless of any biological happenstance,"
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"this baby'll be raised by Andre and I."
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"who raised a baby that wasn't his."
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"History's greatest chump. We're talking about Joe Kennedy, right?"
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"It's cool. If it's mine, I'll be a lovable uncle."
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"From me and Troy. When your child's a scavenger of the nuclear wasteland,"
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"We wanted to get a sawed-off shotgun, but those were pretty expensive already."
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"You people eat this? I've never seen that in my life."
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"You really shouldn't say "you people.""
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"Pierce was having trouble quitting offensive phrases."
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"We've created a bargaining system."
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"We traded "you people" for his other favorite phrases."
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"Yeah, I really got Jewish-personed out of that one."
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"- Here, open mine. - Thank you."
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"A cigar cutter, Maxim and hot sauce. It's a theme gift."
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"Yeah, the theme is "stuff lying around my apartment.""
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"Sorry I'm late. Can I get a ni hao up in this hizzy?"
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"Why is everyone in this school obsessed with race?"
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"- White people problems. - Ooh."
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"Oh, Troy, Abed. Who's that cute guy that I saw you outside with earlier?"
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"Lukka, our friend. He's in Troy's class. He's awesome."
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"He has an accent, rolls his cigarettes and plays the same video games as us."
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"Who am I kidding? I should be putting this right on my thighs."
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"Abed, there's a guy on your 6. I'm taking out my 9 mm."
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"Please. In my country, we give 9 mm to little girl for sweet 16."
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"Easy peasy, lemon squeezy."
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"Knock, knock. Hey, I was just stopping by."
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"- Oh, is this a bad time? - Yeah."
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"Gentlemen, that's no way to treat a girl that looks this way. Come in."
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"I'm Lukka. Britta."
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"Like Britney Spears? Exactly like Britney Spears."
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"# Hit me with your genie's bottle Rub it all over me ##"
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"Visit with your friends."
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"I'm cooking podvarak. I never had that."
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"- Okay, I'll give you my number. - Oh!"
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"- You are her boyfriends? - No!"
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"I love these guys. They make funny with their mouths."
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"Here you go."
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"- I leave. - Okay."
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"What? He asked me out."
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"- Not allowed. - Not allowed?"
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