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Clips from Community (2009) - Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy (S02E02)

"Unless..."
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"You don't suppose... However... No."
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"We have video of you taking the DVD. What?"
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"Now you're just ruining cool guys for fun."
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"It's just cruelty, Britta, you're inhuman."
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"You're an inhuman person. A monster."
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"Lukka's a monster for realsies."
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"You're embarrassing yourself. In what war is he a criminal?"
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"The battle for our affections?"
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"Uh, how about the genocide in the Balkans?"
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"You just got caught red-handed borrowing a DVD without permission."
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"You guys have to believe me. He's so much worse than Tall Kyle."
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"Hey, jefe."
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"I picked up Shirley's kids, and I'm helping out with their homework."
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"What? Why? To prove I'm a responsible dad."
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"This proves you're a kidnapper. I am nuts! Get with the program!"
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"I can be. You can't be anything, you never will."
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"I pretended to have faith in you to get you out of my apartment."
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"Kids, why don't you get your stuff together? I'll take you home."
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"I do. I was just playing an educational game with you."
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"Right. Don't give me that lip."
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"Kids, you mind waiting in the hallway?"
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"Yeah, no problem. Go ahead."
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"I want you to understand something. Yes."
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"You are a horrible human being. I will never feel sorry for you again."
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"I don't care what happens to you, and when I get back, I want you gone."
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"Believe me. I will definitely be far, far away from here."
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"Hi, policemen. How much do you pay for anonymous tips about kidnappings?"
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"They're nipple guards for running. Olympic athletes use them."
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"I worked at a maximum-security prison,"
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"those are the gayest things I've seen."
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"Well, I find that hard to believe."
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"Jeffrey, I spoke to the boys' mother, she's not gonna press charges."
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"I spent the night learning arts and crafts from my cellmate, Chabo."
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"Did you know you can make an ashtray using a snitch's forehead?"
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"Yeah."
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"I'm sorry I tried to capitalize on your situation with Chang."
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"Apology accepted."
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"Punishment is time served."
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"Cut it out, get down the hallway. Come on."
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"Winger. Thank God you're all right. I've been looking all over..."
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"Hey, Tracy, what's up, baby?"
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"I talked her into going after Chang for child endangerment."
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"He could get three to five years. You sure that's what you want?"
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"Because if we put our heads together, we could be rid of him for 20 to life."
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"Really? Oh, absolutely."
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"I'd testify that he tried to sell those kids to me."
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"I like how you're thinking."
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"What is wrong with you two? Why are you doing this?"
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"We have a second chance. I want everything to be perfect."
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"That's what you wanted the first time around."
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"You cheated because I wanted what was best for our family?"
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"No. I cheated because I was a coward."
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"You took me back because while I was gone"
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"you learned to accept the bad with the good."
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"Oh, that's the Greendale effect."
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"Our school motto is "lower your standards.""
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"Hell, I am too."
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"I guess you're right."
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"It's impossible to keep the chaos from your lives."
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"We learned that in that movie we saw with all those dinosaurs."
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"Jurassic Park? No, It's Complicated."
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"Okay, okay. Time out, okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
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"I'm sorry to you, you, Officer Baby."
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"- Let's go, buddy. - No!"
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"Come on, you're coming with me. No! No!"
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"Britta? What?"
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"You guys want me to ruin something for you?"
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"We asked Lukka a few questions after what you said."
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"I'm never gonna get those images out of my head."
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"If I go to Balkans, I'm bringing some serious cheat codes."
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"Why didn't you tell us sooner?"
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"There's a difference between telling us a guy likes nipple play"
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"if you promise not to tell us about guys you're dating unless they've committed genocide?"
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"I tend to ruin stuff."
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"Wanna watch Catfish? That movie where the guy flirts"
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"with the girl online, but it turns out that it's a fat, old woman?"
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"It's cool."
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"Maybe it's about catfish."
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"I wanted to get a doll, and since the father might be Andre or Chang,"
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"water will be worth gold."
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"- I could make for you. - Ohh."
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"So much killing."
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"When you say you miss it, it's like you have survivor's guilt."
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"That's exactly what I'm saying."
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"I know you're not gonna make a pregnant woman run."
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"Am I daytime television? Very cute."
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"over a lion cage on alternate weekends?"
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"Right. I'm not gonna make a pregnant woman storm off."
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"They'd be dead to me forever."
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"I feel sick. She's strange."
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"Can I talk to you for a second? Can't talk till I see my face in this."
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"That's too bad. What did that?"
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"One more, brother, you get... Yeah."
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"Hey, kids. Hey."
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"Our mom's name is Loquanda. Hey, hey. That's racist."
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"Why didn't you know that, dumb-ass?"
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"Throw in that he was teaching them Spanish,"
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"and telling us a guy makes hats out of babies."
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"The reason this happened is because we've been riding you hard lately."
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"Shirley... Mm!"
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"You're scared. No."
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"Who's Shirley? Shirley's your mom, dumb-ass."
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"You just guaranteed she'll bone him."
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"It will only make prison crazier."
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"That looks fun."
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"Oh."
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"Something happened."
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"Why do you need me to make Chang sign away his baby?"
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"This is as far as I can go."
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"The rivers red with their blood."
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"But fathers are responsible. They have jobs."
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"Grabbing lunch for a video-game session with Lukka."
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"That would mean that you guys would have to stop hanging out... No!"
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"What are you doing? Who are these tiny people?"
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"Okay, fine. This one's on me."
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"You're free to go. Here's your wallet, keys and pasties."
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"Look, Shirley,"
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"He told us about his time in the army and the things he did..."
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"Oh. Sorry."
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