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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart of Darkness (S06E06)

"Is there a labor crisis in America today?"
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"Lisa, the blob has got me! Don't touch me or it'll get you too!"
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"Dad, you have to put chlorine in the water every day to keep it clean."
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"My face is on fire!"
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"He's becoming isolated and weird."
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"Viceroy Fizzlebottom, a hearty cherub of a man... ""
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"Give me that! It's a work in progress."
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"So."
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"How do you like being Miss Popularity?"
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"Oh, well, you know, it ain't so great."
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"There was an Optics Festival and I wasn't informed? You go now."
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"Come here and kiss me."
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"Do not be alarmed. Continue swimming naked."
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"It turned out it was his evil twin."
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"I'm never gonna see anything interesting with this stupid piece of junk."
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"That came from Flanders' house."
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"It can't be what it looks like. This is Flanders we're talking about."
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"I'll just watch some TV."
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"Groovy, man."
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"I'm a murderer! I'm a murderer!"
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"Then that's not the real Ned Flanders."
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"I'm a mur-diddly-erdiler!"
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"If that's not Flanders, he's done his homework."
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"Daddy, where's Mommy? We miss her."
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"That's horrible..."
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"...in principle."
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"Look, Lisa. I found this change on the bottom of the pool."
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"- You can have it. - Thanks, Nelson."
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"Lisa, please join my family for a weekend in the country."
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"There'll be hunting, charades..."
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"- Lisa, Lisa! - Watch me!"
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"Yeah, I'd love to go to your house."
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"Oh, king. King!"
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"Dude, buzz has it an even wussier kid has an even better pool than this."
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"Hello? Hey, I'm stuck in here."
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"I gotta think of a way to get out."
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"Well, well, well. Look who's come crawling back."
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"Listen, Ned Flanders murdered his wife!"
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"Remember how you got Grampa tarred and feathered?"
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"Gonna be in the tub for a while."
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"You can start making it up to me right now."
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"Flanders is leaving the house. I want you to sneak in there..."
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"Bart, I'm not gonna break into somebody's house."
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"All right. You're right. Let's just forget about that."
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"Here, let me read to you from my play."
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"A human head!"
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"Of course."
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"I'll save you by calling the police."
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"Hello, and welcome to the Springfield Police Department Rescue Phone."
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"If you know the name of the felony being committed, press one."
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"To choose from a list of felonies, press two."
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"Oh, no. That sinister-looking kid is coming to kill me."
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"Help! Help!"
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"Oh, no. Oh, no."
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"It's time to put you away."
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"No!"
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"What the gumdrops is going on here?"
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"Murdered?"
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"Murdered? No, I've just been in the country for a week."
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"But I distinctly heard you say that Maude was with God."
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"That's right. I was at Bible camp. I was learning how to be more judgmental."
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"But I saw the murder, and then I saw you bury the corpse in the backyard!"
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"...I panicked, and then I buried the remains."
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"Well, I guess that explains everything."
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"- I'm right here. - Oh, I see."
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"Then everything is wrapped up in a neat little package."
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"Really, I mean that."
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"Sorry if it sounded sarcastic."
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"More friends! More allies!"
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"More, I say. Hang those who talk of less."
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"The gentle caress of a summer breeze."
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"Won't this overload the motor?"
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"Take your best shot. I'm wearing 17 layers."
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"'Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no pool, English."
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"Is your pool ready yet?"
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"Pardon me a moment."
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"I'm gonna miss the whole summer."
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"Sign my cast? Guys?"
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"In the meantime, we'll be running..."
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""I swear I don't know where the bombs are! Only the miners know that!""
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"Oh, my God! What have I done? I've killed her!"
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"Somebody took my juice money."
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"Soon I'll be queen of summertime."
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"Sure. That was 20 minutes ago."
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""Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it Saint Swiven's Day already?"
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"I'll save you, Lisa!"
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"If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press one."
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"Put you away for good."
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"I came to stop you from murdering Lisa like you murdered your wife!"
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"All right, it's true! I am a murderer!"
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"Not everything. There's still the little matter of the whereabouts of your wife."
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"- What a drag. - I hear you."
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"Chili! Red-hot, Texas-style chili!"
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"- Can we have a pool, Dad? - Can we have a pool, Dad?"
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"Wow, the universe is so boring."
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"I know. I'll use this to peer into Springfield's seamy underbelly."
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"Lisa, get out of there!"
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"Oh, look. Bart's all alone."
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"There's nothing like rising with the sun..."
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"Coming!"
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"Fresh out of ice cream!"
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"- Pool-mobile? - Pool-mobile?"
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"Sorry, I just came to see how you were feeling."
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"- No. - "Cast of characters:"
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"- But... - Go!"
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"Now, what you've been waiting for: Another long raga by Ravi Shankar."
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""Maybe this will loosen your tongue. " "No!""
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"No, Lisa, don't go upstairs. You'll be trapped!"
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"This was a lovely idea, Homie."
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"But I heard a woman scream."
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"You have selected regicide."
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"I wish you'd stop spreading bad rumors about people."
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"- Hey, Bart. - Hi, Bart."
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"No!"
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"...at the Optics Festival."
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"Can we go there too?"
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"He's gonna kill Rod and Todd too!"
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"For the rest of the summer, we can live inside the refrigerator."
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"And we got ginger ale. Boiling hot, Texas-style ginger ale!"
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"- Can we have a pool, Dad? - Can we have a pool, Dad?"
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