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Clips from Family Guy - E. Peterbus Unum (S02E02)

"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"Lucky there's a family guy"
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"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us"
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"OK, OK. Here's another riddle. A woman has two children."
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"- Wrong! The ugly one! - Hey, Peter."
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"Check out my new trampoline."
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"Whee! Yeah! Whoa, momma! Whoo! Whoo! Yeah!"
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"Jeez, Cleveland, that must have set you back."
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"All right, uh, Jenny, would you come up here and show us where the femur is?"
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"Aaah!"
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"Uncle Sam sent me $500."
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"You know, Rupert, the word "gullible" is not in the dictionary."
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"- A cat? - A stereo?"
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"Oh, my God! It's better than I thought."
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"The IRS is much kinder and gentler than we used to be."
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"Did you incur any medical expenses this year?"
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"Uh, I'm not sure which one to cut here. The red one... or the blue one..."
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"OK. Here goes."
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"- Uh-huh. - I was afraid of that. Try the green and blue."
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"- But at least I can give 'em a pool. - Um... I say."
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"But I need that log for my recreation of James Madison's cabin."
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"OK, kids, I don't want anyone swimmin' in this pool unless there's a lifeguard on duty."
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"Ha, ha, ha! "Duty"."
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"Peter! I'm holdin' iced tea!"
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"Look, everybody. I got us another dog."
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"See, that's what I do. I ask for a snack and I blow the horn."
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"- Goodbye. - Ah, damn it."
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"I've fixed the power line, but the town's zoning laws prohibit building a pool there."
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"- Hey, wait, wait, wait! Come back here! - What?"
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"I have to draw you."
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"You're why cavemen painted on walls."
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"- Hey, where's the mayor's office? - Last door on the left."
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"Oh. Sorry. I thought you were the district attorney."
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"No, I'm Peter Griffin. Oh, you're here about your pool."
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"Fine."
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"Hm. Mmm-mm."
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"Mm. Oh, oh."
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"Mmm."
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"- And that makes us our own country. - What are you talking about?"
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"Our lead story tonight: Petoria."
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"Ow! They should really use monkeys for this."
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"And little Stewie here is our President of Poopy."
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"Chug-a-lug! Chug-a-lug! Chug-a-lug! Chug-a-lug!"
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"- Deal. - Yeah!"
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"Barkeep! Petro-nemo-slappy-wag."
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"You still owe me for the other rounds, which comes to 50 bucks."
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"Not a good jail, like on Cinemax. The man-jail."
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"Hey, that's against the law. You're comin' with me."
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"Uh-uh-uh! Can't touch me."
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"Can't touch me"
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"Stop! Peter time! I'm a big shot, there's no doubt"
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"Don't like it? Kiss my rump"
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"It's Peter, go Peter, up Peter, yo, Peter, let's see Regis rap this way, can't touch me"
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"Except for you. You can touch me."
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"Attention, delegates. This session of the United Nations is hereby convened."
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"Man, this sucks. Hey, Podium Guy! Hey, I got a problem here."
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"I'm stuck up here in the nosebleeds. I'm president of Petoria. I want a better seat."
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"to scratch your ass with a laser beam from space?"
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"Wait. If everybody respects you, how come you're eatin' by yourself?"
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"What? You can't just come over here and annexe my pool."
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"- But this kind of behaviour can't be tolerated. - Agreed."
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"Well, I guess the world'll show me a little more respect now."
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"Dad, I tried to got to school but this guy won't let me."
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"Diane, I'm here at the Petorian front, where the US has cut off electricity,"
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"It's only a matter of time..."
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"I just think you should... Peter, stop starin' at my chest."
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"- Uh, you were making a point, John? - Yes."
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"What the United States is doing to Petoria right now is criminal."
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"Nonsense! Force is the only thing a despot like Peter Griffin understands."
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"Can anybody tell me what the square root of the hypotenuse is... Chris, is that a note?"
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"Hi. I'm Susan Sarandon."
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"A lot of you know me as Tim Robbins' mother. But I'm actually his girlfriend."
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"For less that the ticket price of one of my movies"
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"There we are. Who did that, Jeffie? Not me."
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"My God, I haven't seen everyone this miserable since that time we were tortured."
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"It's time to call this whole thing off. Nobody's on our side."
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"Yeah, those are lookin' good. Yeah. Manuel!"
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"I say, I say, Achmed. What is that thing you people do"
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"Ah. You mean this?"
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"- Whoa! Where do you think you're goin'? - America!"
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"- Brian, at least you're Ioyal enough to stay. - I've stuck by you through worse."
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"Ah! Ah! Ah!"
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"Attention, President Griffin. As you may presently, yourself, fully be aware of,"
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"To answer your question, like that."
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"Face it, it's over. Why not sit down with the mayor and negotiate some kind of treaty?"
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"Negotiate? Peter Griffin doesn't know the meaning of the word "negotiate"."
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"Thank you all for coming. We invited Jesse Jackson"
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"OK. After much thought and consideration, I have decided to make a concession or two."
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"- Absolutely not. - How about you give me your pen?"
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"You mean this cheap little pen we have millions of back at the office?"
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"- Yeah. - No."
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"- Any questions? - Yeah, uh, I don't get it."
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"ENGLISH SDH"
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"It seems today that all you see"
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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"On which we used to rely?"
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"Laugh and cry"
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"He's a family guy"
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"A homicidal maniac tells her she can only keep one."
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"Which one does she let him kill?"
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"That's... that's not a riddle, that's... that's just terrible."
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"What'd you do, sell your body to science? You know, I've thought of doin' that."
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"Get out of here, you little bastard."
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"I knew this was the right thing to do."
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"No, I just got a big tax refund."
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"- I got 600 bucks. - I got 850."
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"I got a rock."
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"I spent my refund on a digital TV with surround sound."
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"It's got headphones, so I can watch Steven Seagal movies without waking Bonnie."
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"Yes! Lock and load! Lock and load! Bring on the pain!"
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"I spent my refund on a plug-in playmate."
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"So, a schoolteacher? That must be interesting."
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"Well, I'm gettin' somethin' special too."
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"And by special, I don't mean special like that Kleinerman boy down the street."
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"More special like... like Special K, the cereal."
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"What did they do with the regular K?"
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"If you said "mallard" and you had a cold, it would sound like "Ballard"."
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"- Do you listen when you talk? - I drift in and out."
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"Hoisted by my own petard!"
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"Everybody, my tax refund is here. I'm gonna buy us somethin' we've always wanted."
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