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Clips from Family Guy - Road to Germany (S07E07)

"Peter, for best picture you wrote Wild Hogs."
Family Guy
"Man, look at that Steve Buscemi."
Family Guy
"That's right, Scarlett. But this year..."
Family Guy
"What? I told you we were staying for the Governors Ball."
Family Guy
"She said she'll be out in a minute."
Family Guy
"Oh, I hope there's another bathroom in here. Oh, God."
Family Guy
"Oh, thank God. A Porta-Potty."
Family Guy
"The pig goes, "Whack. ""
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"It most certainly does not."
Family Guy
"The rooster goes, "Gee-gree-gee. ""
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"He seemed to be in a rush And had a pained look on his face"
Family Guy
"All right, we'll go get him."
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"But remember, Brian, don't touch anything when we're in the past."
Family Guy
"This trail of used tissues should lead right to Mort."
Family Guy
"...may Chaim and Sarah have many wonderful years together. Amen."
Family Guy
"A small-business owner, tends to whine a lot, kind of a hypochondriac."
Family Guy
"Oh, no. You can't put your hand back up after you put it down. Never mind."
Family Guy
"Now step on the glass."
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"Oh, Mort. Thank God."
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"But it's gotta be heaven, Brian. Look."
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"But, Brian, when am I gonna have another chance..."
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"Uh-oh."
Family Guy
"I knew there was something about this date."
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"It's also the exact day and year that Rene Russo was born."
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"You know what's not gonna fix it? Your shouting."
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"There's the checkpoint."
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"Father, we are so glad you're here."
Family Guy
"We need you to conduct last rites for our friend over there."
Family Guy
"Dear God, the non-Jewish god, be a mensch..."
Family Guy
"Not so old, though."
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"...who died in a freak accident that you can't really blame on anyone..."
Family Guy
"This collar comes right off."
Family Guy
"Hey, buddy, I need to borrow this."
Family Guy
"I wanna get back on the motorcycle."
Family Guy
"- Okay, take it easy, man. - No. Fuck you, Stewie."
Family Guy
"I'm a Jew in Nazi-occupied Europe. Fuck you. Fuck the both of you."
Family Guy
"Oh, I noticed. Helen Keller would notice."
Family Guy
"- Uh-oh. - What?"
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"- Hold on to something. - Why isn't the time machine working?"
Family Guy
"Brian, I've got an idea. It's a long shot, but it just might work."
Family Guy
"Really? Are you sure it's England?"
Family Guy
"Yes, I can see the white cliffs of Dover."
Family Guy
"Boy, they weren't kidding. Those things are white."
Family Guy
"Say, you know, when you take that vacation..."
Family Guy
"...don't forget traveler's insurance."
Family Guy
"Maybe we'll get an up-close look at his legendary wit."
Family Guy
"Yeah, well, you're a cunt."
Family Guy
"- Oh, here's the problem. What is it?"
Family Guy
"Wait, Germany's building weapons of mass destruction?"
Family Guy
"I don't know. Maybe because they don't have any oil."
Family Guy
"Four-and-a-half of every five of you will not return."
Family Guy
"...and my wife is ghastly."
Family Guy
"You're my eyes, Goose. Keep an eye out for those Krauts."
Family Guy
"Oh, no, we're not."
Family Guy
"Look, there's the Black Forest."
Family Guy
"I was in and out with one ID."
Family Guy
"...skip that traveler's insurance. That's a rip-off."
Family Guy
"There it is. Berlin."
Family Guy
"Doesn't seem so bad."
Family Guy
"Hey, fellas, you want to get a free caricature?"
Family Guy
"There's something on here."
Family Guy
"All right, come on. Let's get inside that lab."
Family Guy
"I guess we'll just let you get back to work."
Family Guy
"Give him some uranium, Mean Joe Green."
Family Guy
"Okay, the time machine is refueled."
Family Guy
"Arrest him! Arrest those three!"
Family Guy
"Execute them!"
Family Guy
"Aren't you nervous Mort knows all about this stuff?"
Family Guy
"See, we've arrived 30 seconds before Mort came up to use the bathroom."
Family Guy
"Too late."
Family Guy
"Okay, everyone. Hurry up and hand in your Oscar picks before it starts."
Family Guy
"Lois, four guys from the suburbs hit the road. And the road hit back."
Family Guy
"Peter knows the advertising log lines for every movie."
Family Guy
"- Blades of Glory. - Kick some ice."
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"- Entrapment. - The trap is set."
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"- RV. - On a family vacation..."
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"...no one can hear you scream."
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"- Philadelphia. - Poop-shoot lawsuit."
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"- I don't remember that one. - That one doesn't sound real."
Family Guy
"Ladies and gentlemen, Scarlett Johansson..."
Family Guy
"...and, for some reason, Steve Buscemi."
Family Guy
"Every one of his teeth is in business for itself."
Family Guy
"You know, Steve, the art director's job is never an easy one."
Family Guy
"- Where are you going? - To the Elton John party."
Family Guy
"And I told you, Tim, we would see how the evening plays out."
Family Guy
"It smells like Josh Hartnett's balls in there."
Family Guy
"Peter, may I use your restroom?"
Family Guy
"I took a laxative and a stool hardener... Oh! And they're fighting it out in there."
Family Guy
"Yeah, it's upstairs, Mort."
Family Guy
"Oh, boy. I hope there's a scale in there."
Family Guy
"I'd like to have a before and after on this one."
Family Guy
"- I'll be out in a minute. - I really need to go."
Family Guy
"Dad, Mr. Goldman never drank his Ensure."
Family Guy
"Can I have it even though it's dinnertime?"
Family Guy
"Sure, Chris. Drink Ensure as a meal or in-between meals."
Family Guy
"Or when you're on the go."
Family Guy
"- Is Mort still in the bathroom? - I'll go see if he's all right."
Family Guy
"Mort?"
Family Guy
"Hello? Mort?"
Family Guy
"Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing in my room?"
Family Guy
"Don't touch my stuff with your dirty walking-on-the-street paws."
Family Guy
"I'm looking for Mort. He came up here an hour ago..."
Family Guy
"...and never came back down. - Uh-oh."
Family Guy
"- What? - My time machine has been activated."
Family Guy
"Time machine? I didn't know you had a time machine."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I built it after I got bored with that European See 'n Say."
Family Guy
"The cow goes, "Shazoo. ""
Family Guy
"Where? Where does the rooster say that?"
Family Guy
"The monkey goes, "Magack. ""
Family Guy
"Oh, no, no, no, it does not."
Family Guy
"The elephant goes, "Voo-arp. ""
Family Guy
"Yeah, kind of."
Family Guy
"Stewie, do you think Mort accidentally stumbled into the time machine?"
Family Guy
"I suppose it's possible."
Family Guy
"Let's ask Rick Moranis and the back-up singers from Little Shop of Horrors."
Family Guy
"I saw a red-headed guy Come up here about an hour ago"
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"Mort the Jew"
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"Had to poo"
Family Guy
"Sha-doo ba doo ba doo"
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"And he stepped into that box there"
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