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Clips from Family Guy - Road to Germany (S07E07)

"And suddenly There was a big flash of light"
Family Guy
"That's when he went back in time"
Family Guy
"We have to get him back. Where did the machine send him?"
Family Guy
"- I don't know. - How can you not? It's a time machine."
Family Guy
"Doesn't it have a display that tells the year?"
Family Guy
"Is my time machine not as good as your time machine?"
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah. Oh, no, you probably got a way better time machine. Yeah."
Family Guy
"Stupid dog."
Family Guy
"Then can't you press a couple of buttons and bring him back?"
Family Guy
"No, he can't just come back. He needs the return pad."
Family Guy
"Well, we can't just leave Mort back in time."
Family Guy
"That would be more irresponsible than silent-movie porn."
Family Guy
"Even stepping on a mosquito could create a chain reaction..."
Family Guy
"...that alters the present."
Family Guy
"- Really? - No, you can do whatever you want."
Family Guy
"Come on."
Family Guy
"Okay, if everything worked properly..."
Family Guy
"...this should be the exact time and place Mort was sent to."
Family Guy
"- We just gotta figure out where we are. - Or when we are."
Family Guy
"Oh, that's such a douche time-traveler thing to say."
Family Guy
"Shazoo."
Family Guy
"Look, Brian."
Family Guy
"Or to Quagmire."
Family Guy
"Oh, he's gross."
Family Guy
"Warsaw? Well, at least we know where we are."
Family Guy
"RABBl: And so we had him crucified."
Family Guy
"But that doesn't leave this room. Anyway, the point is..."
Family Guy
"Excuse me, we're looking for a Mr. Goldman."
Family Guy
"Mr. Mort Goldman."
Family Guy
"Stewie, look at this. "September 1, 1939.""
Family Guy
"There's something about that date."
Family Guy
"Oh, but be careful, though."
Family Guy
"At my wedding, I cut myself on the glass."
Family Guy
"When I got to Palm Beach for the honeymoon..."
Family Guy
"...I had to put a Wonder Bread bag on my foot to keep the sand out."
Family Guy
"Mazletof!"
Family Guy
"Brian and Stewie? You're in heaven too?"
Family Guy
"Mort, this isn't heaven. You've time-traveled into the past."
Family Guy
"What? How is that possible?"
Family Guy
"Just trust me. We're here to bring you home."
Family Guy
"There's my frugal Aunt Ruth, my thrifty Uncle Isaac..."
Family Guy
"...my bargain-hunting Aunt Flo..."
Family Guy
"...and my Great-Aunt Vera who didn't like to spend a lot on anything."
Family Guy
"We gotta get out of here."
Family Guy
"...to see my Grandpa Chaim's wedding with my own eyes?"
Family Guy
"Yes, he's right, Brian."
Family Guy
"Besides, I've never been to a Hebrew wedding."
Family Guy
"Well, I guess we could stay a little longer."
Family Guy
"...and see what it feels like to be top Jew."
Family Guy
"September 1 st, 1939. This is the German invasion of Poland."
Family Guy
"...and let's get back to our own time. - Right."
Family Guy
"- What? Why are we still here? - I don't know."
Family Guy
"Oh, God. Should we ask somebody for help?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, right. How many Polacks does it take to fix a time machine?"
Family Guy
"Well, we can't stay here."
Family Guy
"We'll have to get Mort to England. It's the only place he'll be safe."
Family Guy
"Oh, they're awful, those Nazis."
Family Guy
"If they catch me, they'll beat me unmerciful..."
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"If we get passed it, we're out of occupied Poland."
Family Guy
"- Right. Mort, you all set? - Oh, God. I hope this works."
Family Guy
"Hello. We'd like to leave Poland now."
Family Guy
"We'll be bringing our friend, who is absolutely 100 percent not Jewish."
Family Guy
"Hey, how about that Jesus, huh? What a guy."
Family Guy
"Well, I suppose."
Family Guy
"Ahem."
Family Guy
"I mean, a good guy, because it says in the old book..."
Family Guy
"You know, still good. Still good."
Family Guy
"Still some things... Good things to say."
Family Guy
"We pray in the name of you and of your son..."
Family Guy
"Ahem."
Family Guy
"Take this man up to your retail paying place."
Family Guy
"Are you sure you're a real priest?"
Family Guy
"Yeah. Yeah, I can vouch for him. He's real. He's molested me many times."
Family Guy
"Sorry I'm late. I was busy doing innocent non-molesty things."
Family Guy
"Wait a minute, two priests?"
Family Guy
"That is impossible."
Family Guy
"He's a filthy Jew!"
Family Guy
"Oh, boy. You should be glad..."
Family Guy
"...your Human Resources person was not around to hear that."
Family Guy
"Run."
Family Guy
"Das poop!"
Family Guy
"- I told you, it's out of gas. - Why isn't the time machine working?"
Family Guy
"- I don't know, Mort. - I hate it here."
Family Guy
"I hate this whole goddamn place. It's all a bunch of shit."
Family Guy
"It's all a bunch of goddamn shit."
Family Guy
"- I didn't say anything. - Oh, thanks, Brian."
Family Guy
"I don't give a shit about you. You know, we could just leave you here."
Family Guy
"We're in occupied Europe. And if you haven't noticed, I'm Jewish."
Family Guy
"Well, Nazis. That's refreshing."
Family Guy
"All right, on three, we'll make for the closest U-boat."
Family Guy
"Everybody, hang on."
Family Guy
"We're being pursued by two objects."
Family Guy
"Looks like one's another U-boat."
Family Guy
"The other appears to be Terence Trent D'Arby."
Family Guy
"Fire."
Family Guy
"I swear to God, Mort..."
Family Guy
"...I will stuff you in a torpedo tube and crush you against the sea."
Family Guy
"- See that newspaper? - Yeah."
Family Guy
"Stuff it in the waste tube."
Family Guy
"Can you hand me the radio?"
Family Guy
"Thanks. Hi, this is car..."
Family Guy
"- What number are we? - Five-five."
Family Guy
"Car 55. We're in a sub."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God. It's England."
Family Guy
"We've reached England. We're saved."
Family Guy
"So we're gonna take the whole family on vacation this summer."
Family Guy
"Load up the Country Squire and head up to New Hampshire."
Family Guy
"Yeah. You know, our youngest has been accepted to Northfield Mount Hermon."
Family Guy
"Oh, gosh. Is Warren in high school already?"
Family Guy
"Yeah. You know, a funny thing happened to me on the way to middle age."
Family Guy
"My kids grew up."
Family Guy
"A lot of people do, and a lot of people are sorry."
Family Guy
"London in wartime."
Family Guy
"This is history right here, Brian."
Family Guy
"Oh, Winston. Drunk again, I see."
Family Guy
"Wickedly funny."
Family Guy
"I guess history has just whittled it down to the gems."
Family Guy
"- Why isn't the time machine working? - I'm working on it, Mort, all right?"
Family Guy
"Are you saying we need to find some uranium?"
Family Guy
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