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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S08E08)

"Ask your wife."
Archer (2009)
"Ah, you know his wife left him."
Archer (2009)
"'cause you screwed her tits off at the precinct cookout."
Archer (2009)
"So then she thought the two of you would get married"
Archer (2009)
"and live happily ever after, but then you were like, "what?""
Archer (2009)
"I..."
Archer (2009)
"How does that help?"
Archer (2009)
"Mm, humanizes you?"
Archer (2009)
"Hey, pal. You got a second?"
Archer (2009)
"come to think of it, so screw."
Archer (2009)
"Hm. I'm sorry. Let me rephrase that. What...?"
Archer (2009)
"Do you know how much I don't care?"
Archer (2009)
"About what? Living out the week?"
Archer (2009)
"'Cause we're both out of luck, friend."
Archer (2009)
"I left all my cash at the track."
Archer (2009)
"But if maybe you wanted some dope...?"
Archer (2009)
"Do I look like a junkie to you?"
Archer (2009)
"I don't know. I try not to judge."
Archer (2009)
"You used to sell to this guy."
Archer (2009)
"Wait. Used to?"
Archer (2009)
"He's dead. What?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, for the love of..."
Archer (2009)
"He was one of... No, he was my best customer."
Archer (2009)
"So, he was paid up?"
Archer (2009)
"Paid up? He paid in advance."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. He was not great with money."
Archer (2009)
"Right? I mean, who tips their dope dealer?"
Archer (2009)
"So, I guess we're done here?"
Archer (2009)
"We're done when I say we're done."
Archer (2009)
"I'm sorry."
Archer (2009)
"Let me rephrase that."
Archer (2009)
"So, one of two things is gonna happen here."
Archer (2009)
"Hm. Wonder what the other thing was?"
Archer (2009)
"Is it your feeding time already?"
Archer (2009)
"I wish you wouldn't antagonize him."
Archer (2009)
"Which, clearly, sarcastic."
Archer (2009)
"No, it wasn't."
Archer (2009)
"No, thank you, Zerk, that will suffice."
Archer (2009)
"Huh?"
Archer (2009)
"The infamous Sterling Archer, private eye."
Archer (2009)
"I do. But what do I call you?"
Archer (2009)
"Mother will do."
Archer (2009)
"And so, you do know who I am, but you don't care?"
Archer (2009)
"What? No, I..."
Archer (2009)
"That's what you told my bartender"
Archer (2009)
"when you stuck a gun in his ribs."
Archer (2009)
"your bartender sells heroin."
Archer (2009)
"because I'm trying to find out who killed my partner."
Archer (2009)
"That would be woodhouse."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. He... how'd you know that?"
Archer (2009)
"It's my business to know a great many things, Mr. Archer."
Archer (2009)
"What would you say if I offered you a drink?"
Archer (2009)
"I'd probably say bourbon."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, I have a bit of everything."
Archer (2009)
"So I hear. Hmm."
Archer (2009)
"Thank you for making an exception."
Archer (2009)
"Please."
Archer (2009)
"for his hands-on approach. Maybe."
Archer (2009)
"But I sure won't forget it."
Archer (2009)
"Yes. I believe that was the point."
Archer (2009)
"I meant... I know what you meant."
Archer (2009)
"Cigarette? No, thanks."
Archer (2009)
"Never took it up. Really?"
Archer (2009)
"But I thought they loaded all you G.I.S down"
Archer (2009)
"with cartons of them on your way up the gangplank."
Archer (2009)
"They did. Supposed to help keep you alert."
Archer (2009)
"Hm. Normandy? Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"Omaha beach."
Archer (2009)
"By way of north Africa and Sicily."
Archer (2009)
"And after Normandy, through France and Belgium,"
Archer (2009)
"all the way to Berlin."
Archer (2009)
"Mm-hmm. Speak any German?"
Archer (2009)
""Hitler's the tops," stuff like that. Mm-hmm."
Archer (2009)
"Bronze star with two oak leaves and "V" device."
Archer (2009)
"Legion of merit. Croix de guerre with palm."
Archer (2009)
"Silver star with two oak leaves."
Archer (2009)
"Distinguished service cross"
Archer (2009)
"with one oak leaf and "V" device."
Archer (2009)
"Three purple hearts. It goes on, Mr. Archer."
Archer (2009)
"Well, after class flirt, I mean..."
Archer (2009)
"In fact, you left the army at the same rank you went in."
Archer (2009)
"Buck private. And do you know what that tells me?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, no. I will not."
Archer (2009)
"Excuse me? No."
Archer (2009)
"I just said. Sorry?"
Archer (2009)
"Me too. I... wait. No. I meant..."
Archer (2009)
"I... look, I'm just trying to find the bastard"
Archer (2009)
"who killed my partner. With which, perhaps, I can help you."
Archer (2009)
"Perhaps. But before I could help you,"
Archer (2009)
"I would need you to help me."
Archer (2009)
"I'll do anything to find Woodhouse's killer."
Archer (2009)
"And then avenge his death."
Archer (2009)
"Well then, Mr. Archer,"
Archer (2009)
"what would you say if I offered you a job?"
Archer (2009)
"I'd probably say yes."
Archer (2009)
"And also bourbon."
Archer (2009)
"Len Trexler."
Archer (2009)
"I assume you're familiar with him?"
Archer (2009)
"Who isn't?"
Archer (2009)
"He's the biggest mobster in L.A."
Archer (2009)
"Well, maybe not for much longer."
Archer (2009)
"Why, is he sick?"
Archer (2009)
"Wh... no, you ass."
Archer (2009)
"Although you could say that his time has come."
Archer (2009)
"Wait. You want me to help you make a move"
Archer (2009)
"Whose hobby is dissolving people in acid?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, now, Trexler doesn't do the actual dissolving."
Archer (2009)
"That would be his enforcer, Dutch Dylan."
Archer (2009)
"I don't care who does the dissolving."
Archer (2009)
"Perhaps. You made that very clear."
Archer (2009)
"Look, all I need you to do"
Archer (2009)
"is go down to pier 9 in long beach tonight"
Archer (2009)
"and simply observe and report back."
Archer (2009)
"I.E., inside me, not melting in a 50-gallon drum of acid"
Archer (2009)
"with my shoes and feet and face."
Archer (2009)
"I'm in. Excellent."
Archer (2009)
"Then find killer, uh, revenge do."
Archer (2009)
"You just might get it."
Archer (2009)
"That's some set you got on you."
Archer (2009)
"I mean, not your... I..."
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