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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S08E08)

"Uh, yeah. Uh, let me start over."
Archer (2009)
"My name's Archer."
Archer (2009)
"Lana Kane."
Archer (2009)
"And, I'm sorry, but have we met?"
Archer (2009)
"Stop it."
Archer (2009)
"And so, um, you're the singer here."
Archer (2009)
"Wow. And you must be an old gypsy woman."
Archer (2009)
"Close. I'm a private investigator."
Archer (2009)
"I'm doing some work for your boss."
Archer (2009)
"And apparently doing it with a fresh new take"
Archer (2009)
"on the word "private.""
Archer (2009)
"Can I buy you a drink?"
Archer (2009)
"Hmm. Bottle of PBR."
Archer (2009)
"I-I would have thought your tastes"
Archer (2009)
"were a little more, um..."
Archer (2009)
"Ah. Problem?"
Archer (2009)
"No. Not-not when you're pulling down"
Archer (2009)
"And what sort of daily expenses"
Archer (2009)
"does a semi-private investigator incur?"
Archer (2009)
"Bullets? Daily."
Archer (2009)
"Or, I don't know, maybe a surf-and-turf dinner"
Archer (2009)
"at the Polo lounge? Un-huh."
Archer (2009)
"And then maybe a room upstairs, at the Beverly hills hotel."
Archer (2009)
"I'm gonna leave you here."
Archer (2009)
"What the hell does that mean?"
Archer (2009)
"Before you shoot a big, salty load in your pants."
Archer (2009)
"$26."
Archer (2009)
"Wha... I'm not paying 26 bucks"
Archer (2009)
"for a bottle of frustration."
Archer (2009)
"You're lucky my ear hurts."
Archer (2009)
"There. Plus tip."
Archer (2009)
"Stop it! So, in that scenario,"
Archer (2009)
"would I take your penis in my hand? My mouth?"
Archer (2009)
"Asshole. Wait, no. I mean... not... goddammit."
Archer (2009)
"Pierre beauvais Rouge."
Archer (2009)
"They want their gold digger back."
Archer (2009)
"Meanwhile, I have to dip into my rainy day fund,"
Archer (2009)
"Wait. What the..."
Archer (2009)
"Holy shit."
Archer (2009)
"Now I can find his killer and take revenge."
Archer (2009)
"Okay. So, first thing tomorrow morning."
Archer (2009)
"Well, or probably after breakfast."
Archer (2009)
"After which, I just remembered I'm getting a haircut."
Archer (2009)
"But after that,"
Archer (2009)
"vengeance will be mine."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, duh."
Archer (2009)
"Just like you always said, woodhouse,"
Archer (2009)
"I wanted to get mixed up with mobsters"
Archer (2009)
"a new hole in my head."
Archer (2009)
"But I meant it when I said I'd do anything"
Archer (2009)
"to find Woodhouse's killer."
Archer (2009)
"Although, truth be told,"
Archer (2009)
"I'd also do anything just to see Lana Kane again."
Archer (2009)
"So here I am, headed straight into the belly of the beast."
Archer (2009)
"Nothing between me and death but my wits"
Archer (2009)
"I have no idea why I'm telling you all this."
Archer (2009)
"Or why I picked you up."
Archer (2009)
"I don't even know where you're going."
Archer (2009)
"Hopefully Long Beach."
Archer (2009)
"Well, too bad."
Archer (2009)
"Okay. Observe and report."
Archer (2009)
"So easy, even a cop could... wait."
Archer (2009)
"What the..."
Archer (2009)
"Hm. Now, what's a nice, unmarked LAPD girl like you"
Archer (2009)
"doing in a place like this?"
Archer (2009)
"So, what's Trexler importing?"
Archer (2009)
"Dammit, they're in defilade, I can't see what they're doing."
Archer (2009)
"I gotta get higher."
Archer (2009)
"That ought to do."
Archer (2009)
"And who's our lucky contestant, Bob?"
Archer (2009)
"Come on, you bent prick, look up."
Archer (2009)
"Dammit."
Archer (2009)
"Come on, move it."
Archer (2009)
"Huh. Let's go, let's go. Come on."
Archer (2009)
"Guess Trexler's not opening a Chinese restaurant."
Archer (2009)
"I mean, in this economy?"
Archer (2009)
"A whorehouse, though,"
Archer (2009)
"bet that's pretty much recession-proof."
Archer (2009)
"Move, goddammit."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, Archer, just stay calm."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, good advice."
Archer (2009)
"Ow! Oh. Still tender, huh?"
Archer (2009)
"What the hell are you doing here?"
Archer (2009)
"Asking you the same thing."
Archer (2009)
"None of your damn business."
Archer (2009)
"Oh. Including white slavery? Yes, incl... wait. What?"
Archer (2009)
"Those girls are tied up, asshole."
Archer (2009)
"No, they're not, they're just..."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, so... but wouldn't it be yellow slavery?"
Archer (2009)
"Wh... I don't know, racist."
Archer (2009)
"No. You know, if you differentiate between,"
Archer (2009)
"like, cotton-picking slavery..."
Archer (2009)
"Sexual slavery, then. Okay."
Archer (2009)
"Goddammit."
Archer (2009)
"My point is I think we're both anti-slavery."
Archer (2009)
"But since I'm guessing that was"
Archer (2009)
"your boss taking the payoff..."
Archer (2009)
"But he didn't know about this part."
Archer (2009)
"Wow. Well, I'm sold."
Archer (2009)
"I don't know what the hell you think you're gonna do."
Archer (2009)
"Oof."
Archer (2009)
"Well?"
Archer (2009)
"I mean..."
Archer (2009)
"So, funny story."
Archer (2009)
"So, yeah. So..."
Archer (2009)
"Okay."
Archer (2009)
"One of two things is gonna..."
Archer (2009)
"Wh-what..."
Archer (2009)
"They knew me from work."
Archer (2009)
"Because, just so I understand you,"
Archer (2009)
"your theory is the truck backfired,"
Archer (2009)
"whereas your theory is fireworks."
Archer (2009)
"They are Chinese."
Archer (2009)
"What in Christ foo Yung"
Archer (2009)
"could they possibly be celebrating?"
Archer (2009)
"Go back there,"
Archer (2009)
"you team of oxen, and..."
Archer (2009)
"Can I help you?"
Archer (2009)
"Out of the truck."
Archer (2009)
"Do you know whose truck this is?"
Archer (2009)
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