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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S08E08)

"Oh grave, where is thy victory?"
Archer (2009)
"He cometh up and is cut down like a flower."
Archer (2009)
"- It was a nice service. - Hmm."
Archer (2009)
"You should go sleep in a real bed."
Archer (2009)
"No, no, no!"
Archer (2009)
"Let me go, goddammit. Come on!"
Archer (2009)
"Not for him."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah? And we'll see how you like it"
Archer (2009)
"For you, Archer,"
Archer (2009)
"Exactly. That face right there."
Archer (2009)
"I do not, actually, and I am not,"
Archer (2009)
"Do you know who I work for?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, woodhouse. He..."
Archer (2009)
"Goddamn."
Archer (2009)
"Well, I wish you could hold a tempo."
Archer (2009)
"Wha... what's... what..."
Archer (2009)
"Ah, there he is."
Archer (2009)
"I... well, first of all,"
Archer (2009)
"Gasp. And I pulled my gun"
Archer (2009)
"Old buncombe, if you've got it."
Archer (2009)
"How do you take it? Usually alone."
Archer (2009)
"And so, I do hope you'll forgive Mr. Zerk"
Archer (2009)
"Well, I had to get to Berlin."
Archer (2009)
"You know. "Don't shoot," "I surrender,""
Archer (2009)
"And yet, you turned down a battlefield commission"
Archer (2009)
"to second lieutenant."
Archer (2009)
"I need a new lock on my diary?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, or having my time wasted."
Archer (2009)
"So, if you'll excuse me..."
Archer (2009)
"I know what you meant."
Archer (2009)
"With which... hang on. Wait, really?"
Archer (2009)
"against Len Trexler?"
Archer (2009)
"I thought you had guts."
Archer (2009)
"Careful what you wish for."
Archer (2009)
"I meant... I know what you meant."
Archer (2009)
"If we had, you'd remember."
Archer (2009)
"PBR. Wow."
Archer (2009)
"25 bucks a day plus expenses."
Archer (2009)
"Uh-huh. And then, maybe..."
Archer (2009)
"Between hope and despair."
Archer (2009)
"How about the tip of my cock?"
Archer (2009)
"which is barely enough to buy an extremely nice umbrella."
Archer (2009)
"Leave it to woodhouse."
Archer (2009)
"Although... I better get moving"
Archer (2009)
"if I'm going to make it to long beach in time."
Archer (2009)
"like mother and Len Trexler about as much as I wanted"
Archer (2009)
"and the cold, blue steel of my .45."
Archer (2009)
"Because I don't need a spirit animal,"
Archer (2009)
"and if I did, he'd be an ocelot."
Archer (2009)
"Now, that is a lovely parting gift."
Archer (2009)
"Everything is my business."
Archer (2009)
"Ah, dog dicks."
Archer (2009)
"White slavery's just as racist. What?"
Archer (2009)
"Or any part, 'cause he wasn't here."
Archer (2009)
"Really? No, dickhead."
Archer (2009)
"Goddammit."
Archer (2009)
"Jesus, it's the cop, poovey."
Archer (2009)
"What? ...The shit?"
Archer (2009)
"Ugh. What? You think they heard that?"
Archer (2009)
"Who knows? They got their own calendar."
Archer (2009)
"I mean, I feel like I already know the answer,"
Archer (2009)
"God, the week."
Archer (2009)
"A story in which a Los Angeles police detective"
Archer (2009)
"Dick."
Archer (2009)
"Super."
Archer (2009)
"Or 12."
Archer (2009)
"But the other half says you're slightly more use to me alive."
Archer (2009)
"Oh death, where is thy sting?"
Archer (2009)
"For man that is born of woman hath but a short time to live,"
Archer (2009)
"and is full of misery."
Archer (2009)
"He fleeth as it were a shadow."
Archer (2009)
"In the midst of life, we are in death."
Archer (2009)
"In the midst of death, we are in life."
Archer (2009)
"And he had a good, long life."
Archer (2009)
"He did, for a heroin addict."
Archer (2009)
"Sad Archer wasn't there."
Archer (2009)
"Or here."
Archer (2009)
"It's been a long couple of months."
Archer (2009)
"Three, next week."
Archer (2009)
"I'm fine. I want to be here if..."
Archer (2009)
"When he wakes up."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. Did the doctor...?"
Archer (2009)
"The same."
Archer (2009)
"Could be tomorrow,"
Archer (2009)
"could be another three months."
Archer (2009)
"Could be... Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"Well, I guess I'll go."
Archer (2009)
"I'll try to bring a.J. By tomorrow."
Archer (2009)
"Or Friday."
Archer (2009)
"We'll be here."
Archer (2009)
"At least he doesn't know Woodhouse died."
Archer (2009)
"That would break his heart. Mm-hmm."
Archer (2009)
"Although there's no telling what he knows."
Archer (2009)
"Or what he's thinking about."
Archer (2009)
"Well, dreaming about, I suppose."
Archer (2009)
"No."
Archer (2009)
"No!"
Archer (2009)
"No!"
Archer (2009)
"Noooo!"
Archer (2009)
"Go easy, Archer. Poovey, I swear to Christ,"
Archer (2009)
"I will punch you right in the... genitals."
Archer (2009)
"It's okay. Let him go. You big lummox."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, Jesus. Woodhouse."
Archer (2009)
"So, where are you, Figgis?"
Archer (2009)
"You got any leads? What do you think happened?"
Archer (2009)
"I think he got too far behind on his dope tab,"
Archer (2009)
"so sometime last night his dealer"
Archer (2009)
"punched his ticket for him."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, and wouldn't that be convenient?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh! Now, scram, Archer!"
Archer (2009)
"Ow. Son of a... I mean, just ow."
Archer (2009)
"You can claim the body at the morgue."
Archer (2009)
"But that better be the last time I smell you"
Archer (2009)
"anywhere near this case."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, we'll see about that."
Archer (2009)
"when I yank your P.I. License."
Archer (2009)
"See you around, poovey."
Archer (2009)
"Take it easy, Archer."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, hey, and Archer?"
Archer (2009)
"Come to think of it, where were you last night?"
Archer (2009)
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