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Clips from The Office - Michael Scott Paper Company (S05E05)

"Yes, Charles, yes, you wanted me."
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"okay, and you Hammond."
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"Erin? Okay, that's very pretty."
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"Thanks."
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"Well, you know what my middle name is?"
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"Rajnigandha. And I hate it. I hate it!"
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"I thought Rajnigandha was a boy's name."
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"We are in the heart of it."
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"What should we do now?"
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"We wait and hope that people show up to the pancake luncheon."
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"I don't know. I think I have done absolutely"
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"I've updated our contacts,"
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"I have gotten quotes from suppliers,"
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"And 788 not-yet-replieds,"
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"but of that group, 782 have viewed it."
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"I'm going to need 800 of these"
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"It is a coupon for unparalleled customer service."
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"I make that one copy and I become the girl who makes copies."
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"And by the end of the day, I'm receptionist again."
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"What do you think?"
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"Let me check."
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"who knows how to throw an outfit together. Thank you."
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"(MIMICKING ANIMAL CALL) Not long ago we were sexual competitors."
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"I used to hate him, hate him, hate him, hate him."
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"But that blossomed into a very real friendship, as these things often do."
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"You should come in town this weekend, man. Yeah."
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"And then the boss is my old boss from Dunder Mifflin."
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"It's a small space."
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"(CHUCKLING) Hi. Hi."
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"Sure. Yeah?"
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"Yeah. Okay."
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"What the hell is a rundown?"
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"(KNOCKING)"
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"When did you need that rundown by?"
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"Soon as possible. Okay."
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"Just get it right. Yeah, gotcha. Of course."
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"I'll be exhausted, because it's like a triathlon."
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"in 1816."
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"Why was she in this building?"
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"This whole place used to be a brothel."
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"There was a tavern on the ground floor."
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"That's crazy. Yeah, isn't it?"
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"She was bludgeoned to death by the business end of a riding crop."
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"Oh, my God. It was gruesome."
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"They say she walks these hallways."
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"If you ever feel a tapping on your shoulder,"
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"And it could mean that you're next."
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"(LAUGHS) Erin. Erin."
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"Oh. This is awkward."
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"(MUSIC PLAYING ON LAPTOP)"
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"How is it insulting to say that you're good at something?"
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"Because the thing you're saying I'm good at"
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"is pushing a big green button a bunch of times."
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"I'm not judging it. It's like,"
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"I could run GM, but I couldn't fix a car."
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"Seriously? Because it sounds like one of those is better than the other."
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"What the hell?"
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"Listen, listen, listen!"
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"I need somebody to make a copy of this,"
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"Got it?"
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"Shut up! Stop it, stop it! Bickering, stop it!"
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"Really. Yeah."
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"MAN: Not much. What's up with you?"
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"Hey, you been watching Damages this year? It's been so good."
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"No, you gotta tune in. It's as good as anything on HBO."
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"Hey, does blue go with tan?"
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"I have a lot of tan."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Just make the copy, okay?"
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"Seriously? This is what's so important."
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"I don't want to look at your friend Jasmine's boobs all day."
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"This is from the sun. Oh, yeah, I bet."
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"They're getting on my nerves, Mom. Both of them."
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"and P is not as much fun without Jim."
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"I'm on the phone, please."
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"Okay, it's my turn."
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"No, don't take that, give that back."
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"Go make the copies. Give it back for what?"
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"What are you going to do with it?"
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"You're gonna make another spreadsheet."
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"Yeah, exactly, it's my turn, come on! Go make the copies, secretary."
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"Ryan! They always say that it is a mistake"
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"And this is what I get?"
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"(CHUCKLES) Hmm. Nothing."
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"(WHISPERING) Listen, when I saw you talking to Erin earlier,"
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"and I'm assuming a little bit of blood rushed into your penis."
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"The last thing I want to do is step on your funk, man."
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"And I yours, so I will cede her to you."
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"No, that's ridiculous. No, no, no."
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"Look, you've been here longer and, besides,"
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"I'm a better wingman than I am a boyfriend,"
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"so... But I just want you and I to hang out."
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"Boom."
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"Listen up."
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"It has come to my attention"
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"are not getting along with other people in this office."
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"And I think I have come up with the reason why."
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"Whichever corner you want, and make it your own."
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"We could work from home."
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"Okay, guys, thank you for the offers,"
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"All right, one, two, three, what are we going to do?"
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""Rock the house." Rock the house."
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"Hey, dude, do you know what a rundown is?"
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"Use it in a sentence."
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"Can you get this rundown for me?"
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"Try another sentence."
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"Why don't you just ask him what it..."
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"No, I can't, that was like hours ago."
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"Try another sentence."
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"He did a doughnut in the parking lot in front of a cop."
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"I want that new phone."
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"No, the other one."
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"No, the other one. No, you know which one I'm talking about."
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"(TOILET FLUSHING) No, not that one."
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"That's my corner."
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"I thought that was your corner."
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"No, this is where I work."
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