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Clips from The Office - Michael Scott Paper Company (S05E05)

"I can't relax in the same corner where I work."
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"So my corner's the one with the copier?"
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"RYAN: I wish my iPod could make phone calls."
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"No, I don't want an iPhone. I know what an iPhone is."
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"Oh, this is just something I'm taking a break with. Oh."
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"I will get back to the rundown right now."
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"Do you have a rundown that I could take a look at,"
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"just so I know what type of rundown you're looking for?"
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"But I am working hard on this one."
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"Real hard, so... You're working hard? On this?"
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"Right, I mean, why work harder than you should?"
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"Okay."
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"Hey, Charles. Hey, Pam."
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"I know you're a very busy man, so I'll cut right to the chase."
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"I don't know what to tell you. The job's been taken."
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"Or I could come back as your personal assistant."
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"You know, sort your mail, set your appointments."
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"Well, it was great catching up with you,"
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"and I'll see you around the building."
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"I don't remember it smelling so good."
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"(KNOCKING ON DOOR)"
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"I get it. You need to see more?"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"What for? I don't know."
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"Yes."
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"I should leave. I should go"
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"They are delicious. They are nutritious."
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"I'm texting. I don't want to get my hands sticky."
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"Tuck in your shirt. You're the face of this company."
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"Hey, Pam. Hey."
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"You sort of disappeared there for a while. Where you been?"
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"There's the rundown you asked for."
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"I may have expanded some areas that you werert prepared for..."
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"Uh, sure."
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"Do you want to look at it first? Do I need to?"
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"So that distribution list is going to be my..."
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"What's that? The one I have. I'll use the one I have."
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"Just faxing my dad a rundown."
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"We're small, but we're eager to make a name for ourselves."
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"Do you have a card?"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Well, I don't even want these."
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"I'll take them for my kid."
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"(VOCALIZING)"
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"To the place..."
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"Sorry, I like that song. You're good."
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"You're good. Thank you."
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"That was great, but it's just sort of..."
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"It's still a little choppy, like... But don't worry, it's hard, I mean,"
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"Wow."
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"What?"
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"but, you know, there's really no heart or soul in it."
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"Hey, do you want to sing it with me?"
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"(SINGING) Almost heaven"
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"West Virginia West Virginia"
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"Blue Ridge Mountains Shenandoah River"
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"In German!"
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"(SINGING IN GERMAN)"
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"To the place I belong To the place I belong"
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"West Virginia, mountain momma West Virginia, mountain momma"
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"Take it, Andy!"
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"Take me home to the place"
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"I once had a dream"
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"that I was eating a peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich,"
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"So, the next day, I decided to make that sandwich."
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"And in real life it is disgusting."
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"It is a disgusting sandwich."
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"And the reason I tell you this story..."
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"(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)"
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"Dunder... Michael Scott Paper Company, this is Pam."
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"Oh. Hi, Russell from the pancake luncheon, how are you?"
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"Well, we'd like to do business with you, too."
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"Keep going. Tell him we have free delivery."
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"They don't know that."
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"God."
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"I can do 20 boxes at $43 a box."
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"Write it down."
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"Give him a guarantee."
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"A guarantee of what? Just say the word."
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"And I guarantee that you will be satisfied,"
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"because your satisfaction is our guarantee."
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"We guarantee it."
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"We look forward to doing business with you, too."
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"You did! Oh, yeah! Oh, my God."
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"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"
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"And pancakes."
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"which is a surprise, because 165 square feet sounds like a lot."
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"and I think for a small company,"
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"(TOILET FLUSHING)"
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"Someone went to the bathroom."
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"That is really what's important."
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"Literally every song is better a cappella. Name a song."
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"No, really? Yeah, name another."
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"Enter Sandman, Metallica. Better a cappella."
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"Rebel Yell, Billy Idol."
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"(EXCLAIMING) Way better a cappella."
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"Oh, and Kelly..."
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"Okay, I'm going to call you Kapoor,"
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"(TOILET FLUSHING)"
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"I have sent out an Evite"
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"I need a rundown of your clients. Can you get that to me?"
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"Really dive into the rundown."
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"Haddy McGonigal. She was a prostitute."
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"Hey, Ryan, could you get to that copy from before?"
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"You could be hot, too, if you made any effort at all."
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"So, I hired my best friends."
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"I noticed that your pupils dilated and your skin flushed,"
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"Or you could fire one of us."
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"Charles asked me to do this rundown of all my clients."
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"(SIGHS) No, the one with the awesome browser."
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"You started on that rundown yet?"
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"No, not too hard, not harder than I should."
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"I know all the people. Yeah, no."
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"(SINGING) Country roads, take me home"
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"I'm so, like, rusty. It's good, you're really coming along."
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"You have to stop."
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"Cherry Pie, Warrant. Better a cappella."
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"Personal shopper?"
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"that could be Haddy,"
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