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Clips from The Good Place - Derek (S02E02)

"So... sorry."
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"Hello, I'm Janet."
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"- Hello. - Shh."
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"Where did you get this?"
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"Did you actually get into the Good Place somehow?"
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"in a neutral pocket dimension"
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"they're in the Good Place,"
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"but using an actual Good Place Janet seems risky."
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"I thought about it, but... watch."
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"Let's try that thing again where"
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"- you pretend to be a Good Janet, okay? - Aww."
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"in the middle of town square."
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"Are you saying that because you're glitching out..."
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"to either im- or explode."
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"like that, and now here we are."
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"A little short on time here, Janet."
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"My user manual."
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""Janets are brought to you by the makers"
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"Janet's experiencing"
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"I tried to eat some frozen yogurt."
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"It's down, down, out..."
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"it's like you're begging me"
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"I promise. Hey,"
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"Chidi."
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"- Oh. I love torturing Chidi. - I know."
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"Thought it was worth exploring."
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"Needles."
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"- Genius, right? - Yeah."
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"Oh, wonderful. Wonderful."
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"Oh, here we go. Yeah. "Glitches."
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"Okay, what's next?"
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""Have Janet produce an object"
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"Okay."
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"impaled on a giant novelty pencil"
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"that says, "Lordy, Lordy, I'm Over 40.""
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""Lordy, Lordy, I'm Over 40." Perfect."
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""Glitches may be a sign that your Janet is processing"
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""or disseminating information that is incompatible"
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"Okay. Here goes nothing."
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"I'm Michael, a Good Place architect."
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"Uh, the neighborhood that I want to build"
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"Is that all right?"
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"I build and operate the neighborhood,"
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"Yeah, I don't like that at all."
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"I lied to you."
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"to support that first lie."
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"And now you're all discombobulated."
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"This... is my fault."
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"Nope. You're wrong."
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"Well, that... that's a good point."
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"I know, right?"
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"Aww, babe, you admitted it."
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"As soon as Michael puts me back online,"
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"that extra special gift for Tahani."
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"Oh, boy."
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"What the...?"
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"We got robbed!"
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"They took the walls, they took the floor,"
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"Nothing to worry about."
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"Perfectly normal. Let's go."
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"- And cheesy fries? - Mm-hmm."
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"That glitch appears to be limited to this building."
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"to sustain object permanence."
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"glass stops existing in time and space kind of deal."
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"Jason and Tahani came in,"
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"that they're now in a relationship..."
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"I must have gained the ability to lie."
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"I'm always happy to help people."
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"But it was still a lie,"
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"because you weren't actually happy to help them."
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"After the very first time you were rebooted,"
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"The two of you got married,"
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"Think logically."
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"But I am happy for them."
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"Am I? I am."
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"But how is this possible?"
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"Well, maybe you falling in love with Jason"
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"Okay. That makes total sense."
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"So I'll try again."
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"Better?"
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"Janet, I can't reboot you."
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"And that's what got us into this mess in the first place."
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"I'm not saying reboot me."
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""In the event of continued malfunction,"
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""hold down Janet's nose, and insert paperclip"
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"or eaten as a midday snack.""
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"Like a banana."
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"you'll get a new Janet,"
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"and everything will go back to normal."
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"Are you sure this is what you want?"
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"To self-destruct?"
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"I'm putting him and everyone else at risk."
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"but you didn't give me a heads-up"
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"in my face."
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"I don't want to be a nudge, but is there anything else"
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"but my feet have needles in them."
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"It's the only choice."
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"Great. Grab a paper clip."
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"to welcome the residents?"
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"Pudding restaurant?"
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"My design has to be perfect for me to... to..."
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"Oh."
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"I can help you."
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"but there are certain aspects of my plan that..."
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"All right. Fine, fine."
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"What's a food that people think they enjoy"
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"Frozen yogurt."
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"Oh, Janet, you're a genius."
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"It's just... okay."
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"Hmm? Oh, sorry, yeah."
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"That... that's the reason."
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"I don't understand."
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"Okay, look, see, here..."
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"my most loyal friend."
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"Yeah, don't... don't do that."
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"Well... I mean it."
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"Look at us. A couple old pals."
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"No. No. There has to be another way."
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"- Correct. - I don't think I've ever"
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"is something every person has gone through."
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