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Clips from South Park - Hooked on Monkey Fonics (S03E03)

"We're here live at the KOZY 102.1 Hallween Haunt at the South Park docks!"
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"when the band KoRn, that's right, KoRn, is going to play live!"
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"And don't forget to wear a costume tomorrow,"
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"And that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen, until I saw the KOZY-FM Halloween Haunt."
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"Uh-hall right! Well, enjoy the spooky docks, kids."
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"You'd better watch out, you'd better not cry..."
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"Christmas?"
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"Christmastime is presents for me."
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"Aw, nuts! Come on, Ned, this ain't no whore house, it's a hor-ROR house."
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"- Spooky Laboratory, you guys. - Those things are stupid, Cartman."
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"Welcome to Spooky Laboratory."
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"And here you can feel the warm innards of the body"
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"Give it up, Kenny! You're not gonna win that costume contest!"
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"Your costumes always suck."
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"- The pirate ghosts are gonna come getcha! - The what?"
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"looking for victims to cut up!"
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"That's just an old legend."
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"Gotcha again."
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"You guys, my hand totally smells like spaghetti now. Smell it."
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"I'm sick of those fifth graders scaring us all the time!"
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"Yeah, and how about KoRn playing the big concert tomorrow? Pretty exciting, huh?"
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"If we allow that demon band to play on this most unholy of holidays,"
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"spooky spider, that's pretty scary."
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"That's not scary, fatass!"
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"Mom? Okay?"
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"E-heric, it's only Halloween."
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"- Come on, fatass, we have to go! - Ey! Don't call me fat!"
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"- Mom, don't laugh. - I'm sorry, hon."
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"- I can't go with you guys right now. - Yes you can, porky."
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"Yeah, fatass, a dead body."
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"We could never make one that looks real enough."
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"So where the hell are we going to get a dead body?"
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"Dude, she's perfect. She only died, like, three months ago, right? - Are you insane?!"
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"Hi think that's a sweet idea!"
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"scare the fifth graders, then put her back before anyone notices she's gone."
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"- Naww, let's dig up somebody else. - Relax, dude. What's the big deal?"
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"Cartman, will you stop singing Christmas carols?"
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"This must be it."
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"Cleo Broflovski."
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"Of course it's cool! She's gonna be all rotted and scary!"
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"Okay. It's almost open. Ready? One, two, three!"
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"- Whoa, dude. - Oh, my God."
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"Okay, grab the sled."
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"I'm scary Grandma!"
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"Alright, that does it, Cartman! That's my grandma!"
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"You show her some God-damned respect!"
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"- Who was that? - Cartman?! - It wasn't me!"
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"We were just driving our van when all of a sudden we were run off the"
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"road by some super-spooky pirate ghosts."
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"Aw, dude, that was just the fifth graders."
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"Don't worry. We're about to go get 'em back."
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"I know who you are and what you stand for!"
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"I think your music and Halloweenn is an abomination!"
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"Shouldn't we hide her better than that? - Kyle, will you stop worrying? God!"
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"Now, we'll all be back here tomorrow with our costumes, and then,"
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"Mine is so fuckin' badass it's gotta win now!"
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"Oh, come on, Kenny! You never have a sweet costume!"
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"Mrs. Broflovski?"
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"Defiled? How?"
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"somebody wanted to have sex with her dead body."
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"We don't want to upset you, but it happens."
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"Hoh, dear God!"
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"No, we don't want to upset you, but you should know"
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"It is highly possible that he has created new orifices in her decomposing flesh,"
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"Okay, okay! I get the point! Just tell me what you're gonna do about it!"
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"- Do? - Oh, we don't do anything. We're just the watchmen."
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"Now, he probably would make love to the dead body in a cool dry place,"
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"so as not to allow further decomposition."
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"Well, I think I can sign for that!"
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"I got a Christmas present! I got a Christmas present!"
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"Maybe I can see what it is. I'll just open one little corner."
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"Guess wha-at I got? Antonio Banderas blow-up doll."
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"In a few days I'll wrap it back up, and then when I open it on Christmas,"
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""Oh Mother, Antonio Banderas life-sized blow-up doll! What a surprise!""
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"Hey, Kenny."
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"U-huh, nice costume, Kenny. If you think you're gonna win with that, huh!"
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"Alright. The fifth graders are gonna be here soon. Let's get Kyle's grandma!"
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"This is gonna be sweet!"
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"- Uuh, problem, guys. - What's the problem?"
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"Thanks a lot, Stan! You're gonna get me busted again!"
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"Okay, people. I know we all want to get down to the docks for the Halloween Haunt"
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"I warned you! I told you this would happen!"
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"and play your hedonistic Hallowen concerts, this is what you get!"
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"Let's practice one more time before the show starts."
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"Say, what's the matter? You kids look kind of glum."
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"We dug her up 'cause we wanted to scare the fifth graders,"
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"but then, something took her body away."
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"Now she's doomed to walk the earth in limbo."
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""Pirate ghost" would suggest that a pirate died, and became a ghost,"
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"No, David. Then they are pirate ghosts, because they're the ghosts of pirates."
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"Don't you see? This is exactly what those ghost pirates want us to do."
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"Sure, we'll help you. If there's one thing we like more than playing music,"
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"Al-right!"
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"When did everything go so wrong?"
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"I hate to say it, but I think Priest Maxi was right. This is what we get"
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"Lynch mob!"
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"- Let's flip it over! - Okay, people, let's try to stay orderly."
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"Now, why would pirate ghosts need a book on pirates?"
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"What does this dead grandma look like?"
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"Uh, she was all, like, crunchy and crispy and stuff."
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"How do we trap a bunch of pirate ghosts?"
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"Oh, no! This is my Christmas present!"
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"Come on, kid. We all have to do our part, even Antonio."
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"Hey, you got a cold, Jonathan?"
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"Okay. Here's how the trap will work."
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"Hey, there's Antonio Banderas! He'll help us."
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"Jonathan, no!"
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"lright, KoRn, time for you to get out of town!"
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"KoRn is sending their demon minions upon us!"
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"- That didn't help at all. - We know. It's just cool to do."
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"Nibblet!"
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"No! Arrest him!"
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"Father, why did you go to all this trouble?"
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"Because Halloween is an abomination of God."
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"you've scared the hell out of everybody? - No."
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"Yeah! Where's Grandma?"
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"Well thanks a lot, KoRn! You KoRn powers really came through for us!"
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"Well, this sure has been a wacky night,"
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"Antonio, no!"
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"And the winner of the costume contest is:"
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