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Clips from Family Guy - Herpe, the Love Sore (S12E12)

"Hello. My name's Cowardly Lion,"
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"and I'm a coward."
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"I'm afraid of small dogs,"
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"girls with pigtails, flying monkeys..."
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"Wait-wait, th-there's... there's flying monkeys?"
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"That's a thing? Sure."
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"They got sharp fangs, claws..."
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"God, they sound terrifying!"
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"Wait, you think so, too?"
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"Yes, and fear is a logical response to actual danger."
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"Huh. I guess you're right."
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"Hey. I'm the Rational Lion."
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"So, guys."
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"I just didn't feel like shaving anymore."
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"Hey, Charlotte."
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"That's very cute, Stewie, but if I let you dress up"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Your mouth looks like the underside of a boat!"
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"Good Lord, nobody wants to be near me."
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"This is lonelier than a Kennedy family reunion."
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"Where is everybody?"
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"Oh, yeah. They're dead."
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"All right, flight attendants, please prepare for crosscheck."
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"I heard what happened to you at The Drunken Clam."
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"back when that meant something."
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"I don't deal with gay people."
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"See? Him I respect."
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"Hey, Bonnie, you want to fool around?"
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"so now I can be on top."
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"No, thanks, Joe."
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"and I'm not interested in having sex"
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"with a quarter of a man."
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"Hey, I'm half a man!"
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"Not anymore."
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"Yes, Elton, I'd like to sleep on the couch."
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"All right, Joe. Come on."
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"* Love lift us up"
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"Hey, Chris, your mom's done with the laundry."
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"Can you help her fold?"
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"You put on her bra."
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"I-I don't want to."
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"Everybody heard about what happened over at the Clam"
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"and how those guys made you their bitch."
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"Um, okay."
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"Which means there's gonna be"
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"It's not very comfortable, Chris."
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"My back kind of hurts."
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"I'm just staring up at the ceiling."
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"Shut up!"
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"I promised changes, and I delivered!"
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"Thank you."
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"Um, Rupert?"
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"Well, I lied earlier tonight."
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"It's not a burn from Dunkin' Donuts coffee."
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"It's herpes."
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"Hey, Stewie."
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"Long enough to know you have herpes"
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"Yeah, he does weird stuff."
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"I-I just don't stop him."
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"Oh, yeah? How so?"
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"This house is like backstage at a Whitesnake concert!"
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"Not only that, but I also got it from Brian."
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"We're blood brothers, too."
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"Yup, he knew he had herpes and he didn't say anything."
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"I don't know."
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"That bastard!"
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"Well, we need to teach him a lesson."
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"He's a menace."
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"Why, yes, I am."
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"I just want to thank you for helping me reach"
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"Robert Mapplethorpe?"
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"Can I put this fire extinguisher someplace interesting"
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"and take your picture?"
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"Um, uh, Meg, can you, um..."
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"Shut up, Dad."
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"Okay, okay. I'm sorry."
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"I'm sorry. I'll shut up. What?!"
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"She-she's right, Lois. She's right."
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"I'll just moisten my cereal with spit."
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"Mmm, mmm, good spit."
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"Peter, what the hell is going on?"
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"in front of those guys at the Clam."
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"Oh, God, you're angry."
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"I'll clean the dishes."
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"Peter, stop it!"
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"Are... are you crying?"
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"No!"
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"Oh, this is insane."
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"Peter, I want you to march down to the Clam"
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"right now and get your booth back."
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"Oh my God, Lois, you're right."
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"If they see me crying, they'll have to give us our booth back."
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"No! I'm saying you got to go down there and take it back."
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"Like a man."
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"I am going to the Clam and I'm getting my booth back."
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"You like guys, right?"
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah, that's called being gay."
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"You, uh... you smell like a rabbit, buddy."
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"Did something just happen with a rabbit?"
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"I'll go get my dad."
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"I think we're all suffering"
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"from what happened down at the Clam."
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"so I'd stop thinking about it."
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"Quagmire, that's a Cialis."
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"That's right, I'm not thinking about it anymore."
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"I'm thinking about that couch."
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"Well, I think we gave up too easy."
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"and take back what's ours."
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"He's right. We need to sit up to those guys."
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"No way."
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"You want to get yourselves killed,"
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"that's your business, but I'm not going."
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"Fine, me and Joe will go without you."
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"We're supposed to stick together."
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"Do you mind if I stand next to you while we eat standing?"
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"No problem."
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"even though we brought the bad beer."
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"And these two barbecue scumbags"
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"formed a lifelong friendship"
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