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Clips from Family Guy - Herpe, the Love Sore (S12E12)

"until their deaths at the ripe old age of 52"
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"to go out with me, Jenna."
Family Guy
"You seem like a great guy."
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"next to the herpes dog."
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"Wow, you must be such a good person"
Family Guy
"to knowingly go out with a herpes-riddled dirtbag."
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"Ew! I'm sorry, Brian."
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"Damn it, you guys!"
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"Wow, you weren't kidding."
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"Hey, you bums!"
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"If you bastards want our booth,"
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"you got to go through us to get it."
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"That was from this morning."
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"Oh, man, this is gonna be fun."
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"Where's your skinny friend?"
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"Right here."
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"Quagmire! You came!"
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"Sure did, Peter."
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"Thanks for calling me skinny, by the way."
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"I realized you were right."
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"If we don't stand up for ourselves now,"
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"And this might be the stupidest thing I've ever done, but..."
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"Aah!"
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"I brought it from home."
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"It screws together."
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"And I even have this special little case for it."
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"I-I feel bad now. I..."
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"Aah!"
Family Guy
"Hey, that was my Pawtucket Patriot sign."
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"I brought it from home."
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"Aah!"
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"Aw, God, it's all watery."
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"Haven't you guys had enough?"
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"Okay."
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"No! Never!"
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"We will never stop fighting for this booth."
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"This booth is my home."
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"I was born in this booth."
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"I was married in this booth."
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"My children were all conceived in this booth."
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"Hell, I witnessed every significant historical event"
Family Guy
"in my lifetime right here!"
Family Guy
"I was in this booth when the Challenger exploded."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, no!"
Family Guy
"I was in this booth when President Obama was elected."
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"Oh, my God, no!"
Family Guy
"So, if you want this booth, you're gonna have"
Family Guy
"to pry it from my cold, dead hands."
Family Guy
"Why are we even bothering with these idiots?"
Family Guy
"We're shipping out to Afghanistan tomorrow."
Family Guy
"It's our third tour of duty."
Family Guy
"If I could touch my own head, I'd salute you."
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"These Three Guys Day."
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"Yes, Brian?"
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"You hacked my Facebook account!"
Family Guy
"Aah! Damn it! Look, enough, okay?"
Family Guy
"What the hell do you guys want from me?!"
Family Guy
"I want to drive your Prius"
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"That's it? Yes."
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"Okay."
Family Guy
"Yay!"
Family Guy
"That's, uh... that's way past the end of the block."
Family Guy
"Yeah, his room's empty."
Family Guy
"I don't think he's coming back."
Family Guy
"Well, what about you?"
Family Guy
"I want to go on a date with Neve Campbell"
Family Guy
"so I can give her a nice ladle of Stew."
Family Guy
"Damn it, Stewie, why are you being so vindictive?"
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"I realized I couldn't trust you."
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"I couldn't trust my own best friend."
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"I... I'm sorry, Stewie."
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"You're right. I let you down."
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"I guess... I guess I was just too embarrassed"
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"to admit I had herpes."
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"It was a rotten thing to do,"
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"Thanks, Brian."
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"That's all I really wanted."
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"So, do you forgive me?"
Family Guy
"Yes. I do."
Family Guy
"Yeah, but most of the time, it won't even be an issue."
Family Guy
"It only really flares up during periods of great stress."
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"Like your wedding day or a big job interview."
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"That... that-that's probably one of them."
Family Guy
"* Lucky there's a family guy"
Family Guy
"* He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! *"
Family Guy
"Now, now, hold on, Lois."
Family Guy
"and the winner will be given his freedom."
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"* Unless you whip it"
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"* Until they whip it"
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"Thanks. That was way too much heat on my neck."
Family Guy
"Ooh, a message from Joe."
Family Guy
"that Peter has a whip, because, well, you know,"
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"You know, more connected, more intertwined."
Family Guy
"Oh, man, I could use a cold beer."
Family Guy
"but, uh, you guys are sitting in our booth."
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"you fellas are in big trouble."
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"Is that my Taser?"
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"Stewie, that's crazy!"
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"Ugh! Oh, my God! Look at you!"
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"and it lasts for life!"
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"And on the same day I'm supposed to help"
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"with my friend's wedding invitations."
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"I have no idea."
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"All I can see is..."
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"I'll do what he tells me to do."
Family Guy
"I was in the military for 30 years"
Family Guy
"I heard about what happened at the Clam,"
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"Fine. Well, I'm gonna go sleep on the couch."
Family Guy
"some big changes around here."
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"We now return to Bryan Cranston Sneezes."
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"You... you are?"
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"a state of cocaine-fueled 1970s euphoria."
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"can you please pass the milk?"
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"Yeah, I had to start taking pills"
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"Oh, now you're gonna get it."
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"Okay, now I'm starting to doubt everything you said."
Family Guy
"but I've got this can of spinach."
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"Huh."
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"So, I'm gonna have herpes for the rest of my life, huh?"
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"I'm gonna open the box."
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