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Clips from Family Guy - Herpe, the Love Sore (S12E12)

"* It seems today that all you see *"
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"* But where are those good old-fashioned values *"
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"* Laugh and cry"
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"Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem."
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"It must've been around 1979 when Animal started"
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"He, like, threw me down and he said,"
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""I hope your puppeteer has big hands,"
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"Now, this poses a very difficult ethical dilemma."
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"one in which I don't open the box"
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"and one in which I do."
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"since I got to decide which ant lives and which ant dies."
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"You shall battle to the death,"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"All right, Meg, stay incredibly still."
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"I'm gonna whip that cigarette out of your mouth."
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"Aah!"
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"* No one gets away"
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"Okay. Aah!"
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"I just wanted to give you a heads-up"
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"given your racial heritage, it seems like something"
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"but the upside is so good, I'm taking it."
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"We now return to The Outlaw Josey Wales."
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"Nah, leave them for the buzzards."
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"I like that guy."
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"Hey, fellas, I'm back from that family wedding."
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"Ew! What's Clint Eastwood doing with that Indian chief?"
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"Well, it's an ancient ritual where two friends"
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"Yes, yes. Let's do that."
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"Brian, I want you inside me."
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"Actually, we're even more than best friends."
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"We've been on countless adventures together."
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"I mean, I really feel the bond, Brian."
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"I feel like we're closer now."
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"because you ate her tampon out of the trash?"
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"No, tha... no, that's... that's something else."
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"Listen here, pencil neck."
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"That's right, we see you losers anywhere near this booth,"
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"We're willing to take that risk."
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"If, uh... if you could just move back like eight feet."
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"Is that my whip?"
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"Hey!"
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"Will you stop going through my mail?!"
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"between your legs and waddle out of here"
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"You son of a bitch!"
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"Hola. Handy Manny's repair shop."
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"Manny? Manny?"
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"Then how do you explain this?!"
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"Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing? Stop it!"
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"Okay, fine! I admit it."
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"Like-like, what if it was called "boppo," huh?"
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"and he got genital boppo from a Saigon whore..."
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"You should be ashamed of yourself."
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"they're kind of overused lately..."
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"but it's nice to finally see Denver."
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"The TV is, like, directly over my head."
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"Fight those guys?"
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"to a Cowards Anonymous meeting."
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"Whew, what a morning."
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"By the time I got done with my pubes,"
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"I'm not doing what you tell me to do."
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"You need something, Joe?"
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"No, but you know what?"
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"Well, you're gonna."
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"In fact, the way I see it,"
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"I'm the man of the house now."
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"How long have you been there?"
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"and do weird stuff with your teddy bear."
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"Good Lord! You've got herpes, too?"
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"Maybe he was mad I gave him fleas."
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"Like that coked-up giraffe at Studio 54."
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"Yup, yup, people are watching."
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"I'm that good."
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"I would love that!"
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"I-I don't need milk."
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"Please tell me this isn't still about how you punked out"
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"Yeah. I mean, I mean, yeah!"
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"And, Meg, you're gay."
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"No, I'm not."
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"Uh, hey, Kevin."
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"Listen, you guys."
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"We need to march back down to the Clam"
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"Like goatee guys at a barbecue."
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"Hey, let's go grab some good beer"
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"in separate ATV accidents."
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"You know, I'm so glad you finally agreed"
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"Me, too. I'm having a really nice time."
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"Yes, thank you, we'll take the table in the corner,"
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"Oh, hey, Brian."
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"I-I've got to go."
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"Her dad's really rich!"
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"Yeah."
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"Smells like this guy's already wet himself."
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"Don't flatter yourself."
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"Yeah, and there's only two of you losers."
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"we'll regret it for the rest of our lives."
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"Oh, sorry."
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"You know, I almost said "no chairs" at the beginning."
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"Why don't you just admit you're beat and get out of here?"
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"Oh, my God, no!"
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"With his head, I salute you."
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"Everyone, I declare this to be"
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"I can't believe I have to root for Afghanistan now."
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"Ah, damn it!"
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"Oh, yes, we actually just changed your profile picture."
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"to the end of the block all by myself."
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"What? How am I supposed to even find her?"
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"Because, Brian, for the first time in my life,"
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"* Is violence in movies and sex on TV *"
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"We now return to VH1's Behind the Music:"
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"snorting crushed-up pieces of felt."
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"It got pretty ugly."
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"Me had big problem before me found God."
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"because I'm not using lube.""
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"Me no remember that, but me believe it happened."
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"I got it."
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"Huh, it says "Glenn Quagmire.""
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"But if you squint and imagine it says "Peter Griffin,""
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"it says "Peter Griffin.""
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"Peter, it's Quagmire's."
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"Take it next door."
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