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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart vs. Thanksgiving (S02E02)

"I didn't ruin Thanksgiving, she did. I always get blamed."
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"And Lord, we're thankful for nuclear power..."
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"...the cleanest, safest energy source..."
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"Thank you for the occasional moments of love our family's experienced."
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"Not today. You saw what happened!"
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"Lord, be honest! Are we the most pathetic family in the universe?"
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"Why don't I go talk to the children?"
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"Don't worry, Marge will fix everything."
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"Honey, your food is getting cold."
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"-That's all right. -I'm sorry about what happened."
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"-Things like that always happen! -I've noticed that."
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"When you feel like coming down, we'll be there."
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"Apologize? For what? Clearing the table? Having a sense of humor?"
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"They think they can starve an apology out of me?"
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"Uh-oh. I mean, good!"
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"Hey, what are you doing?! No! Drop that drumstick!"
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"Bad dog! Bad Santa's Helper."
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"Come on, give me that. Give me that! Don't! Okay, out you go!"
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"Boy, come here. You're a good dog."
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"We don't need them to get a Thanksgiving dinner."
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"Wow! Swanky!"
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"Smithers, every year you outstrip yourself in succulence."
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"Thank you, sir. Would you like some yams?"
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"No, I couldn't eat another bite. Dispose of all this."
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"I did save room for your special pumpkin pie."
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"It's cooling on the windowsill."
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"Stay here, boy."
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"Release the hounds."
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"I saw the best meals Of my generation destroyed"
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"By the madness of my brother"
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"Don't worry. We'll get some grub. Even if we have to pay for it."
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"Cool! The wrong side of the tracks."
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"-Here you go, doll face. -Okay, Homer. Just relax."
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"At the risk of losing my voice..."
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"...let me just say one more thing: I'm sorry I came."
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"-When's he going to apologize? -He's stubborn."
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"Homer was never stubborn. He always folded instantly."
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"As if he had no will of his own."
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"-Isn't that true, Homer? -Yes, Dad."
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"Twelve bucks and a free cookie. What a country."
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"-You look a little pale, son. -We better get you some food."
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"Here we are."
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"All right! Twelve big ones and free grub!"
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"Viva skid row! Hey, it's that anchor dude from Channel 6."
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"He's doing one of those be-thankful stories."
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"We have lots of names for these people:"
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"Bums, deadbeats, losers, scums of the earth."
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"We'd like to sweep them into the gutter or to some other out-of-the-way place."
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"Oh, we have our reasons: They're depressing."
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"-They're crazy. They smell bad. -Hey, listen, man."
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"I'm going somewhere."
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"...we toss these people a bone. A turkey bone."
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"That's supposed to make it all better."
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"You won't find the freeloader or Charlie Chaplin's little tramp here."
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"Pompous, blow-dried, college boy!"
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"-His girlfriend does the weather. -You don't say."
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"Lisa wants to read us a poem she's written."
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"Sounds interesting."
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""Howl of the Unappreciated" by Lisa Simpson."
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""I saw the best meals--""
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"-It's Bart! -What show is this?"
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"How long have you been on the streets?"
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"-Five years. -Your family may be watching."
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"-Anything you'd like to say? -Ha-ha! I didn't apologize!"
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"Oh, no! My sweet, little Bart."
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"Give me the number for 911!"
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"Thanks for your help. This reporter smells another Emmy."
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"We're rooting for you. Got someplace to sleep tonight, Bart?"
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"Yeah, there's this family I hang out with."
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"-Sounds pretty sweet. -Yeah, I guess it is."
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"See you at Christmas."
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"Guys, unless you feel weird about taking money..."
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"...from a kid, I thought...."
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"Forget the report? He's down at the Rescue Mission!"
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"He's long gone."
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"Well, we did kind of yell at him and sent him to his room..."
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"...and forced him to apologize to his sister."
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"-I said he ruined Thanksgiving. -Oh, I see."
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"Best Thanksgiving ever, eh, boy?"
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"I'd say something comforting, but you know, my voice."
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"Let's go! If I'm not back at the home by 9..."
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"...they declare me dead and collect my insurance."
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"This is a terrible thing that's happened."
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"-But we can't blame ourselves. -We can!"
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"Children need discipline. Ask any advice columnist."
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"Marge, are we ever gonna see him again?"
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"Should I or shouldn't I?"
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"-Hey, everybody, I'm home. -Bart? You're home!"
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"Oh, my special little guy! We were so worried!"
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"Boy, we were afraid we'd lost you!"
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"Welcome back, Bart. I'm sorry we had such a terrible fight."
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"Isn't there something you'd like to say to her?"
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"-Okay, I'm sorry too. -No, no, no! That won't do at all!"
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"Get down on your knees and beg for forgiveness."
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"Yeah, beg me, Bart. Beg me!"
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"Lisa, I beg of you, please forgive me."
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"Now we can blame him for everything!"
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"-It's your fault I'm old! -Sorry."
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"-It's your fault I can't talk! -Sorry."
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"It's your fault America has lost its way."
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"-It's all your fault. -I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
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"I'm sorry all right. Sorry I came back here!"
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"Whoa! My whiffle balls, my water rockets!"
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"Jackpot! A sellout crowd at the Super Bowl..."
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"...Simpson down by six with two seconds left."
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"Touchdown, Simpson!"
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"The boy nobody wanted just won the Super Bowl!"
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"Dear Log, my brother is still missing..."
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"I miss him so much already that I don't know...."
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"-Bart? Where are you? -I'm on the roof."
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"What are you doing? Everybody's worried."
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"-Did they cry? -Yes."
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"Bull's-eye!"
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"-Why did you burn my centerpiece? -Come on."
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"Because you hate me or because you're bad?"
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"I don't know. I don't know why I enjoyed it..."
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"...or why I'll do it again!"
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"-Just tell me you're sorry. -Why?"
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"...inside yourself and find a spot you wish wasn't there..."
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"...because you feel bad you hurt my feelings."
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