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Clips from The Simpsons - Dangers on a Train (S24E24)

"And we're more in love than ever."
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"In your face, people who said it wouldn't last a year!"
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"Let's just enjoy our happiness, Homie."
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"Oops, better clean that off."
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"You have a great day, ma'am."
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"Don't mean to be a pesto,"
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"He's not your daddy."
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"Nice daddy."
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"Fat daddy smell like beer."
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"But first, m'lady, let me escort you to Heaven."
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"The fancy Swiss chocolate store on level three."
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"Haw haw!"
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"His first word."
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"Yep, we've got something money can't buy."
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"will be better and better."
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"They have to get off and get back on."
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"Sometimes you have to say to hell with rules."
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"But somehow our anniversaries didn't get better"
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"Wait, you named me after a train?"
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"Anyway, this year, I'm gonna re-create"
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"our magical first anniversary,"
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"ending with a romantic ride on that..."
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"Why are you taking away the train?"
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"and sends people to the food court."
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"Medical marijuana."
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"You got nausea, my friend?"
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"Everyone's got nausea."
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"And what is your malady, my son?"
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"Uh, I had one, but I forgot it."
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"marrying your mother, using a hot dog as a straw"
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"and this romantic train ride anniversary."
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"Sir, I need this train."
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"Eh, take it home. It's yours."
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"She won't see it like this."
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"I'll make this train look as beautiful"
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"Aw, Dad, I just got a little twinge in my heart."
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"Try this."
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"So, I'm not babysitting tomorrow night?"
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"Oh, we're still on for tomorrow night."
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"Dad, do we have to ride like this?"
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"Babytown?"
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"Hey, lardo, where you going in your lardo car?"
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"Lardville?"
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"There's no such place!"
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"expiration date... and charged."
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"That's Mozart, dummy."
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"Must be tough."
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"Trust me, Homer doesn't care where the cupcakes come from."
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"Sassy Madison is a dating site for married people"
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"Check out their webvertisement."
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"♪ Kelly was at the end of her wits ♪"
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"♪ Her husband was truly the pits ♪"
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"♪ Had zero arousal"
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"♪ Then she watched this commercial ♪"
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"♪ And found herself Herschel"
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"♪ Thanks to Sassy Madison.com."
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"Sassy Madison.com."
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"I just put all my personal information on their Web site."
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"So now you're gonna get hit on by every loser in town."
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"So many unhappy men."
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"How sad."
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"Selma, cheating is a sin."
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"As much a sin as not replying to an instant message."
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"So, if you'll excuse me,"
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"Are you watching the commercial again?"
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"Oh, Lord,"
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"may thy couplings stay forever locked,"
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"Amen."
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"All right, guys, let's get this train"
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"fixed up for Homer's anniversary."
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"But first, start your power tools."
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""Dear Horny in Haverbrook:"
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""Sorry. I'm not interested"
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""in cheating on my wonderful husband,"
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""Say hello to my trash folder."
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"Marge Simpson.""
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"Hi, Homie!"
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"A crazy thing happened when I was ordering"
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"Don't blow the surprise."
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"Pretend you forgot."
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"Uh, anniversary?"
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"That coming up?"
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"Remember?"
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"Marge, I am focused on this like a laser."
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""Laser.""
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"It's just "loser" with an "A.""
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"The surprise is safe."
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"The expression on her face will be priceless."
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"Currently-- zero."
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"One of those cyber smoochers wrote me back."
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"Thanks for your note."
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"You seem way too nice for this site."
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"Why are you here?"
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"Really, really cute."
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"You... you are over 18, right?"
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""I am, and you seem more interested"
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"in my day than my husband.""
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"I know what it's like not to be listened to."
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"and continue this conversation."
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"And by the way, this is my real voice."
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"Don't worry, Moe."
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"Oh, good, the strippers are here."
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"Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah!"
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""Tell me more.""
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"why I stayed on the computer until 4:00 a.m."
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"Hey, those Yelp reviews don't write themselves."
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"Did you know a well-placed one star can destroy"
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"a mom-and-pop hardware in nothing flat?"
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"Uh-oh. If you're honest,"
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"you'll have to tell her about the train."
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"Huh? What train?"
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"Hey, thinking is your department, jerk."
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"That's what I pay you in beer for."
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"Just for that, I'm not gonna help you."
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"What? Now? Why?"
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"Better put a stop to this."
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"Ooh, I'm going to hell."
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"What a crazy coincidence that you buy food, too."
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"Whoa!"
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""A" is for "apple," right?"
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