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Clips from The Simpsons - Dangers on a Train (S24E24)

"Wait, wait, wait!"
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"Now, let me at least buy you a coffee,"
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"or dare I say a Danish?"
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"Sorry. I go to pastry way too fast."
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"I want to be very clear."
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"What the heck am I saying?"
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"Homer's probably at that bar right now, getting hammered."
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"All worth it for Marge."
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"I am so glad I reset my distance filter from 15 to 25 miles."
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"Your Homer is the luckiest man on earth."
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"Well, he keeps falling down a cliff and living,"
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"so I guess that's true."
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""Life's an infernal muddle,""
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"as Mr. Drake says on Upton Rectory."
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"Finally, a reason to watch TV on Sundays."
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"Such great characters,"
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"Why can't Lady Cavendish see he's pilfering the aspic?"
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"Uh, does... does Homer watch?"
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"He says shows set during World War I are too sad."
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"You are watching the season finale this week, right?"
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"Yeah. Alone, I'm sure."
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"Well, we could, uh..."
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"live blog it."
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"Why are you singing that?"
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"Oh, uh, I'd better take this."
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"You see, Moe's been depressed and needs"
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"to hear a friendly voice."
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"Why the hell are you calling me at home, you moron?!"
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"Then keep quiet like a cabbage!"
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"Is it me, or did this house just get classy?"
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"Mom, Lisa made me break a lamp."
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"Mom, Bart's twisting facts in an Orwellian fashion."
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"Can I have one hour of grown-up time"
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"where you two aren't tattling on each other"
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"or using obscure references?"
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"The author of Animal Farm?"
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"Grampa says he was a Commie."
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"No tattling!"
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"Upton Rectory is made possible by a sizeable endowment"
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"and a generous grant from a man named Generous Grant."
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"No, I can't."
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"about a man who repossesses zoo animals."
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"Hmm... Maybe I can help."
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"Bless it all, Polly, I love you!"
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"But Lord Upton has forbidden it, on the grounds"
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"with the Egyptian riding master."
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"I guess sometimes you just don't end up"
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"with the person you're supposed to."
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"Marge, can I use your free Amazon shipping?"
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"Drake, Polly, perhaps I was too hasty."
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"Love should flower,"
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"even an ill-advised alliance between a coarse Irish maid"
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"Hush, Polly."
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"Who you marry is none of your concern."
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"I have something to say."
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"The dowager grandmum!"
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"without a proper ring."
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"Take mine-- the Star of Bombay."
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"Once again, India is denuded"
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"Maybe sometime we could... watch it in the same room."
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"Chat room?"
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"I can still hear you."
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"Our gift is us!"
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"Three kids with no money, but plenty of love!"
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"I wonder what surprise your father has in store."
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"Boy, oh, boy!"
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"Where's it from?"
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"That'll take hours! On our anniversary!"
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"Oh! Ow!"
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"Ooh!"
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"It's working."
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"She's gone. All right, everyone, magically appear."
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"Wow, Moe, great shrub costume."
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"Now, let's lay some track."
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"You guys are the best."
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"cut out of the house to go to a movie?"
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"But I found a kitten."
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"That is so sweet."
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"Whoa, you really went all in with this guy, didn't you?"
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"I guess this is good-bye, then."
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"♪ When the world is cold..."
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"I said no!"
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"♪ And the way you look tonight. ♪"
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"Leave me alone!"
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"Fine."
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"suck it in and smile."
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"There goes a woman who's unhappy with her partner."
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"Yeah, I know how she feels."
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"What the...?"
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"Nothing should."
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"Trains... they can fix every marriage."
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"Happy anniversary!"
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"Where is she?"
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"Where the hell is Marge Simpson?"
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"I never dreamed you'd go confront her!"
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"Mmm, I'm Marge Simpson."
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"So... you're the kind of man-eater"
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"Hall and Oates warned us all about."
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"Costume drama or naughty comedy?"
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"You just dodged a bullet, Mr. Sugarpants."
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"Ben, Ramona, I want to tell you something"
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"The secret is: no secrets,"
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"My marathon time isn't 4:26; it's never,"
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"and I once pushed a kid off a swing"
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"and he broke his wrist or something."
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"But it's no secret how much I love my Margie."
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"Look at them, coochie-cooing like that time"
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"our connecting flight was delayed and we got drunk"
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"and friendly in the Admiral's Club."
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"That was you? I mean, it-it was wonderful."
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"Maybe that means you still care."
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"Of course I do."
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"Now, let's go home and spend a romantic night"
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"looking through your computer's browsing history."
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"Oh, baby, that's all I needed to hear."
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"♪ Marge was feeling lonely and bored ♪"
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"♪ But when Marge went boo-hoo"
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"♪ With a train from the mall"
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"♪ And he lined up a date with SelmaóBó88 ♪"
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"♪ Three awesome kids and a life of regret ♪"
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