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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Ring Up! (S08E08)

"And she's right outside."
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""Athletic." Sideburns, no cans."
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"♪ ♪ [Ends]"
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"The only thing that would make her more of a 20-year-old is an ironic form of transportation."
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"And she just happened to be a leather cuff saleswoman."
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"[Ted Narrating] So what if my friends thought it was doomed? I was still young."
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"And I knew that a night of partying with a girl over a decade younger than me..."
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"And I definitely didn't have enough layers."
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"[Ted Narrating] And they subsist on a diet..."
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"♪ ♪ [Electronica]"
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"- [Gasps] Your Highness. - Let's go."
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"[Lock Turns]"
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"♪ You're so beautiful ♪"
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"Ooh! [Giggles]"
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"What-What-What... What are you looking for?"
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"Your phone. There's gotta be some pictures of her in here."
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"- You just winked. - No, I didn't. [Clicks Tongue]"
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"I need you to proxy-bang this girl for me."
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"Okay, normally New York is the friendliest, most affordable city in the world."
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"- Guys? - Oh, hey, that's life once you're engaged."
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"Whoa. What... What happened to your wrist?"
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"Robin, once you have a child, anything that gets you even remotely close..."
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"Hey, hold on. That slut just got here. How'd she get beer already?"
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"- You see a ring on that finger? - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"Are you saying that this invisibility thing means I might not be able to get beer?"
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"Hot girl coming through."
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"- Later, you should totally go out and buy a switchblade. - Mmm, sure."
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"While I'm out, maybe Daddy picks up some diapers and a little mild salsa..."
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"[Ted Narrating] That night, the only person in worse shape than Robin..."
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"I tried to connect with her..."
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"But I bet you look super hot playing shuffleboard..."
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"Ooh, ooh, that'll go sweet on a bumper sticker."
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"That's going in the journal."
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"Look, Carly, I gotta tell you something."
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"[Cell Phone Ringtone: Electronic Beeps]"
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"I love Star Wars."
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"- Me too. - [Sighs]"
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"- Close enough. - [Both Chuckle]"
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"I knew it! I could feel it."
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"- [Chuckles] - Now let's get a gander at Dirty Girl's face."
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"You banged my sister!"
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"- Big time. - Nice! High five!"
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"Fine. Hey, Barney. Let me ask you something."
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"Marshall, your hand!"
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"All you have to do is smile, and I'm ready for you to hop on Pop."
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"- Thanks, baby. - Mmm."
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"I'm sorry, bro. I totally overreacted."
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"He died? That possum was supposed to be an olive branch."
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"And I think he really, really meant it."
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"Like here in this bar, there's only one thing that I see."
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"Barney, we are not getting married."
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"Yeah, it's really good."
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"Mmm."
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"Hey, have a cigar, ya big crazy! [Chuckles]"
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"Robin realized the true power of the ring."
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"♪ Oh, what would I do without you ♪ ♪"
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"- Totally. - [Chuckles]"
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"You guys will not believe what just happened."
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"On my way here, a taxi jumped the curb and it pinned this old lady."
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"And I just went into this, like, crazy adrenaline mode and I somehow lifted it off her."
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"Oh, my God. Ted, your wrist."
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"Oh, yeah, I guess it's a little swollen. I must've strained it lifting."
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"I believe our dear friend Lily was referring to your other wrist..."
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"the one wearing the male birth control."
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"I was gonna go with "chastity bracelet.""
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"- God, is it possible to love you more? - [Chuckles]"
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"Really? Really? I just saved someone's life, and you guys are focusing on this?"
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"Yeah, you know what, guys? Leave him alone."
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"- All right? He's a hero. - Thank you."
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"Do you think that your super strength came from wearing Wonder Woman's magic wrist cuff?"
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"[All Laugh]"
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"Yeah, I'll have you know that because of this cuff, I have a date."
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"With some hand lotion and the Internet?"
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"It is possible to love you more!"
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"She exists."
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"- Great. Bring her in. - You know what? It's so nice out."
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"Why don't we just all go for a walk?"
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"She is a gorgeous, athletic woman."
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"- She is hot. - So why can't she come in, Ted?"
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"She can come in..."
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"in six and a half months."
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"Wait. Are you saying she's..."
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"Twenty and a half. [Clears Throat] Almost."
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"♪ ♪ [Upbeat Pop]"
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"- [Cell Phone Chimes] - [Murmurs]"
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"Hold up, guys. She had to bounce. Um..."
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"Flash mob broke out in front of a line..."
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"of Korean-Mexican food trucks in Williamsburg."
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"- She's roller-skating there. - [Chuckles]"
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"That you're going out with a 20-year-old..."
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"or that you bought a leather cuff to get a date with her."
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"I didn't buy this to get a date."
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"I just happened to be out, catching up..."
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"- on some Saturday afternoon leather cuff shopping... - [Robin] Oh."
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"[All Groaning]"
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"God, I am so glad I am done chasing bimbos."
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"I don't want this to sound too harsh, Ted, but you disgust me."
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"Uh, until a month ago, your headboard had a lube dispenser."
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"- Uh, yeah. We got rid of that. Okay? - Yeah."
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"Anyway, speaking of engaged, check out what got back from being resized."
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"Oh, my God. Look at the size of that rock."
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"Barney, you don't start with the "I got caught cheating" diamond."
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"You give yourself room to grow."
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"- It's a family heirloom. - Yeah."
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"I got a few dirty looks from Barney's half sister over Christmas."
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"So I had to sit her down and explain very respectfully that she can suck it."
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"- [Chuckles] - Okay. I gotta bounce."
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"- Stop saying that. - This deejay from Dubai..."
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"is spinning at an abandoned loading dock in Bushwick."
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"- I'm worried I don't have enough layers. - [All Groaning]"
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"- would be a total... - Disaster."
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"I mean, she's like an entirely different species. [Sneezes]"
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"To me, it all sounded like hipster Mad Libs."
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"Didn't you check your phone?"
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"I just "means of contacting" you on "currently hot social networking site.""
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"The show's been moved to "New York neighborhood you've never heard of.""
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"Oh. Wow. My phone has a clock."
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"- of pointlessly weird combinations. - Ooh."
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"Hey, do you want to split a kimchi cupcake with bacon frosting?"
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"They are the best here."
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