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Clips from New Girl - Pepperwood (S02E02)

"[WHISPERS] What's in that duffel bag?"
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"He's the plumber from the story. How did I not see this before?"
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"[WHISPERS]: What was I saying? - You're right."
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"- Yes, say that again. - You were right about everything."
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"- Don't forget, you're saying I was right. - I can't believe it."
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"- What the hell is in that duffel bag? - I don't know."
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"- No, Nick. You're gonna get us in trouble. - Get down."
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"Nick."
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"Shh."
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"[JESS' CELL PHONE PLAYING "I'M SO EXCITED"]"
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"Oh, my God."
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"- Turn it off. - Oh, my God, it's Edgar."
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"You turn it off. Here, give it to me."
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"You turn it off. I don't know how to do this."
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"[MUSIC STOPS]"
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"NICK [IN NORMAL VOICE]: Get the hell of out here."
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"[GRUNTS]"
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"Jess, what are you doing? That is ridiculous. There's plenty of room."
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"You'll not believe what happened. Nick was right."
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"What happened to your eyebrows? You look like Audrey Hepburn."
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"Do we own an industrial-size paper cutter?"
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"- Aah! - Whatever."
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"- What is that? - This is the eating area."
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"Winston told me you guys make fun of my gremlin nails."
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"That you call them clickety-clacks."
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"Or centaur boots."
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"- What's wrong with you? - What is wrong with me?"
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"Besides my pogo."
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"I told him. It popped out. You understand what that's like, right?"
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"Don't act like we don't talk about you two behind your backs."
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"Because we do. You both have pogos, my friends."
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"Okay, let's take a deep breath and ask ourselves..."
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"...if this conversation is worth ruining our friendships over."
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"Tell me my pogo."
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"I need to know my pogo. You guys need to tell me."
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"- I can take it. Lay it on me. - You know, it's kind of a loft thing."
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"- Is it my pies? Are they too tart? - Pies can't be a pogo, okay?"
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"- My koala claws, now that's a pogo. - At least you can hide your pogo in a shoe."
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"They make shoes for your penis. They're called pants."
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"- Tell me my pogo. - No."
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"- Tell me my pogo. - You're a know-it-all."
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"- Huge. - The worst."
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"I'm the worst know-it-all in the world? Please."
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"I hate hyperbolic speak. Please."
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"Now you know your pogo, you truly know it all."
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"There I go being a smartass again, I mean, that could be my pogo."
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"And then there was one."
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"No, no, no, I'm sure that you guys have stuff you laugh at me about."
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"We don't laugh about your pogo, Nick."
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"- We're worried about you. - You're worried about me?"
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"- We're worried you're not gonna make it. - To what?"
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"In general. You don't take care of yourself."
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"I'll crumple vitamins and put them in your food."
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"We all take turns sneaking money into your pants before you put them in the dryer."
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"The pogos are out."
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"Loft dynamic is ruined."
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"[IN BABY VOICE] What if I talk like a baby?"
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"You're still hot. That's all we're gonna talk about."
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"A tiny little baby."
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"Cut into these, please."
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"A ladder."
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"That'll work too."
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"[GRUNTING]"
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"Okay."
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"Oh, this is bad."
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"Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, God, oh, God."
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"[JESS' CELL PHONE PLAYING "I'M SO EXCITED"]"
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"- Hello. - Jess, he wants to kill you."
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"- What? - I am in his shed right now."
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"- There are drawings on the wall of you. - What?"
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"And bloody weapons."
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"And googly eyes. The googly eyes are actually kind of sexy, but that's beside..."
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"Jess, I will not let you be in a room alone with this guy."
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"You're the deer in his story."
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"He wants to kill you."
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"You're the deer. You're the deer."
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"- I'm at school and I'm doing office hours. - Get out now."
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"Okay, I'll just keep you on the line and then I'll say the safe word, okay?"
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"I'll just say it like... Apricots. Apricots."
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"- Good, yeah, that's what you say if you see... - Apricots. Really apricots."
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"Oh, no, okay, okay, stop it. He's there, okay. I thought it was gonna be dragonslippers."
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"Is this a bad time, or...?"
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"No, no, no, I just have a deaf grocer."
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"Apricots. Apricots... And butter."
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"I'm coming. I'm..."
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"[YELLS]"
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"Welcome to office hours. Um..."
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"- I found my ending. - Yeah?"
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"It's pretty risky."
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"I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get away with it."
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"[GIGGLES]"
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"Remember when you told me to base my characters on people from my own life?"
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"- Well, I based one on you. - So flattered."
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"And then I realized that there was only one way for the story to end."
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"You need to die."
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"[WHISPERS] Apricot. Apricot."
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"No! Hey!"
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"[YODELS]"
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"[YODELING] Look at that notebook"
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"[GASPS]"
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"You said great literature is surprising."
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"What's more surprising than killing your main character?"
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"What about this? Go with me. What if, um...?"
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"What if my character lives and the book just goes on?"
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"Imagine coming to the end of the book and then just finding a lot more book."
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"Surprise."
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"[JESS' CELL PHONE PLAYING "I'M SO EXCITED"]"
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"- I heard that song yesterday. - This song is everywhere."
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"- Were you at my house? - No."
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"Okay, thank you, goodbye."
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"- No. - I have to go. Right now."
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"- Apricot's leaving, Apricot's leaving. - Oh, good."
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"I'm so happy you're alive. Okay, stay inside and lock the door. I am coming."
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"- I am going to protect... - Gotcha!"
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"Burglar? He's not a burglar."
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"He's Julius Pepperwood from Chicago."
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"- Let's get him in the house. - DA's gonna have my badge for this."
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"No. Get off of him."
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"You kill him, you kill me too."
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"Get away from my Edgar."
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