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Clips from New Girl - Pepperwood (S02E02)

"- Don't, please. - Uh, Jess?"
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"- It's not satisfying. - I think it is."
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"Next to my dog. My hairy dog."
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"Can't wait to hear more."
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"- In the mixings cabinet. - Thank you."
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"[CECE GASPS]"
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"Jump out the way, Jessica?"
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"You're typing his name into Google. We can see the screen."
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"I wanted to talk about your creative imagery assignments."
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"Wow, guys, I really felt like I was buried under a giant, gleaming..."
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"[HISSING]"
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"Well, look. Whoosh!"
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"- Fine! - Fine!"
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"The worst is actually knowing."
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"Uh..."
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"I mean, I have never wondered if you could shimmy up a palm tree."
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"There is it. If anything's gonna go down, we need a safe word."
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"I use apricot too much in my normal life."
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"Don't call them sweet tangy balls, Jess."
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"Nick, seriously, use your words. Don't use..."
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"[EDGAR GRUNTS]"
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"- Why would you go under a van? - Let's leave."
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"Yeah, well, I hope you're happy."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"This is... This is really bad."
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"[GRUNTS]"
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"All his murder victims are already dead, so they obviously don't need a detective."
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"[SCHMIDT SNIFFING]"
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"Cece. Are you two kids back together?"
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"- She wishes. - Plumbing's out."
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"This is what happens. Four models with protein deficiencies sharing a shower."
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"They shed like a... Like a $4 Christmas sweater."
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"Guys, guess what."
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"I just made a breakthrough with a student."
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"Yeah, it's true."
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"[HUMMING]"
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"You know we love you. We all support you."
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"But when you do things like this? I'm sorry."
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"- Bowl. - Okay."
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"You had a breakthrough?"
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"It's just a whole new world, teaching adults."
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"Just load it up with descriptive imagery."
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"MAN: "My fluffy pillow."
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"My yellowy, fluffy pillow."
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"My beloved hairy dog."
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"- While I diddle myself." - Excellent."
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""He was a merman."
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"He was the last of his kind and he needed a mother for his merchild."
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"He was not a mergentleman.""
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"Just can't connect with them, I don't know why."
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"- You can't teach people how to write. - Not true."
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"- I say that as a writer. - Not true."
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"A writing class is for somebody who doesn't think lyrically..."
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"...in terms of, like, poetic words that just are strung..."
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"You had a breakthrough."
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"I have this student whose name is Edgar and he was not getting it."
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"And then today he turned in this amazing story."
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"Nick, actually, you should read this."
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"Jessica Day calls it a must-read."
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"And look at that font."
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"What is this amateur hour?"
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"At least use Palatino."
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"Good evening, everyone."
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"- Or should I say morning? - Hey, Winston."
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"- Do you guys have agave? - We might have some pressed lentil syrup."
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"- Oh, my goodness. Okay. - Okay."
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"- You know, I just felt the side anyway, so it's... WINSTON: I didn't mean to."
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"CECE: It's fine. It's... WINSTON: You..."
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"- Other way, now. I'll fight you. JESS: No, not again."
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"CECE: Not... No. No."
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"What's wrong with you, waving that thing around like an idiot?"
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"[SINGING] Who's that girl?"
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"CHORUS: Who's that girl? - It's Jess"
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"Guys, listen to this."
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""By day I'm a plumber."
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"- By night, I'm a stalker." - You read it!"
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""I sit in the bushes wearing a gimp costume, stalking my prey.""
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"He's the first person I got to use first-person narrative."
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"I'm an amazing teacher."
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"Very engaging. Keep going."
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"Okay, "My prey is a deer."
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"Her eyes are big. Too big."
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"Before she can blink those big eyes, I'm stabbing her."
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"I stab and stab."
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"- I love stabbing." - Sounds like he likes stabbing."
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"- "After all the stabbing..." - It's repetitive."
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""...I wash my hands in her dark red blood.""
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"- Listen to that detail. - This man is psychotic."
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"It's fiction. There's no such thing as a gimp costume."
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"- That's a real thing. - You've seen me in one."
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"I just don't think you should be in a room with this creep twice a week. It is not safe."
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"- Are you worried about me, Miller? - Yeah, I'm a little worried about you."
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"If you won't do anything about it, then I'm taking it into my own hands."
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"Doing a little investigation."
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"Investigating? Please. You're gonna Google his name."
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"I am way beyond that."
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"This is a private investigation."
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"Are you...? I wanted to talk to you about the regrettable contact between Cece's..."
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"Her down there and my..."
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"- My part. - You practically shish-kabobbed her."
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"- Is this something I should apologize for? - Just let it go, man, you pogoed her."
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"I'm sorry, what did you say? Pogo?"
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"- Heh, I didn't... - I heard "pogo." What is that?"
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"[SIGHS]"
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"Look, Winston, fine, it's what we call what you did this morning, okay?"
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"- It's a shorthand. - Why do you have a shorthand?"
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"- Because it happens so often? - You pogoed me once."
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"- You pogoed Jess twice. - It's not sexual."
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"Nick's never been pogoed directly. You did get his pizza once."
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"Which is another debate. How did you not feel that?"
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"You guys talk about this?"
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"Your penis actually changed the channel when we were watching the Bears game once."
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"You don't think me, Nick and Jess talk about you behind your back? We do."
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"- You have more pogos than anyone. - You are misusing the word "pogo.""
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"You are the pogo king."
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"Pogo king."
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"...powdery avalanche of adjectives."
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"Don't mean to interrupt, I just hear you're the best teacher."
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"- Oh, no. No. - Wondering if there's room for one more."
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"How you doing? I'm Julius Pepperwood."
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