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Clips from New Girl - Pepperwood (S02E02)

"- Not now. - I'm an ex-cop, ex-Marine."
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"I'm here to learn how to write short fiction."
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"Okay, Julius, just take a seat and, um..."
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"[WHISPERS]: Keep it small. - I'm from Chicago."
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"Thin-crust pizza? No, thank you, I'm from Chicago."
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"[IN NORMAL VOICE] So for a fun follow-up..."
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"- Sorry I'm late. - No problem, Edgar."
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"We're just going over descriptive imagery."
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"- I'm sorry, dear, I can't hear you. - Mr. Pepperwood."
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"- I'm gonna move closer. - Stay over there."
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"How you doing, man, I'm Julius Pepperwood."
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"- Edgar. - What are you doing?"
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"If you don't mind me asking, why are you late today, Edgar?"
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"Traffic. It really killed me."
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"- It killed you. - Mr. Pepperwood."
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"Would you say that it stabbed you?"
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"- Say that again. - Glasses on or off?"
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"- Teach, if I keep them on, am I a bad boy? - Hey."
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"All right, honey, I'll take them off."
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"Whoa, heh."
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"That's a whole different lens to see that blue dress."
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"No."
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"Okay, let's re-focus."
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"Um, let's talk about the, um, four classifications of conflict."
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"We talked about it last week. It's in the workbook."
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"Um, anybody wanna help me?"
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"Four classifications of conflict? Anybody?"
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"Anybody?"
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"And I just want you to know that you can talk to me about anything."
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"- Adios. - Anything at all."
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"- What are you doing? - Nothing, man. You look good in your Dockers."
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"What? Nothing happened. I'm Julius Pepperwood. Let it go."
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"Whoops."
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"- Why did you do that? - The wind."
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"- Everything all right? - Yeah."
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"- Everything's fine. - Good."
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"- What's happening right now? - Sorry. Edgar."
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"I really loved your story."
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"I wanted to give you some notes. Is there a time you can come for office hours?"
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"- Yeah, that'd be really cool. - I'm really excited."
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"I'm available any time, so..."
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"- I'll check my calendar. - Yeah."
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"I can't get service over here."
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"Uh, what about Wednesday afternoon?"
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"He's my uncle."
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"Hey, Winston, I'm glad you're home."
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"I know what my pogo is. It's that I dance kind of like a sea snake."
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"Is it that I barge into people's showers?"
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"It's my caterpillar eyebrows."
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"- Aah! - They're gone."
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"Nick, you've gone way too far. Way too far."
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"- If you're here for Edgar's notebook, too late. - Where's the notebook?"
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"Nick, what's my one rule?"
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"- Do not steal your yarn. - Don't steal my yarn, man."
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"It's my one thing."
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"- Look at what was inside of his notebook. - He was doodling in class, Nick."
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"Weapons dripping with blood?"
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"- That is not a doodle. - What are you, the doodle police?"
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"[SCOFFS]"
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"- There's no doodle police, are there? - Really?"
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"I can't believe you still don't believe me. Jessica."
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"Exhibit D. He did this."
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"I'm going to Edgar's for proof."
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"You're not spying on the student I have a connection with."
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"- I have the address here. Hey, give... - No."
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"- I have the address memorized. - Fine, then I'm coming too."
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"To bail you out of jail."
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"When you get arrested for trespassing."
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"Fine. Then you'll see that I was right."
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"- Fine. - And you'll also see who gets there first."
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"Maybe we should take one car."
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"- For the environment. - Yeah, we can drive together."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"It's my mole, isn't it? Well, consider it gone."
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"- Game, set, pogo. - Chill out, man, it's not your mole."
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"- Tell me. This is the worst. - This is not the worst."
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"Knowing that your friends sit around every single night talking about your pogo."
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"What's a pogo?"
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"- Those brows don't freak you out? - No, I've seen worse."
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"A pogo is what your friends talk about when you leave the room."
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"Oh. Like your barnacle toenails?"
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"You guys talk about my toenails?"
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"Heh, heh, never talk about your toenails, Schmidt."
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"Talk about how my toenails are... Are rugged?"
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"Woodsy."
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"But it's because I have a keratin surplus."
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"I mean, they're not that bad. Look at these things."
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"Aah! Schmidt. It looks like an open Swiss army knife."
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"Most are hard, but one is really soft."
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"I know, I know, I know, well, just talk about what my pogo is. What's my pogo?"
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"Is it the way I say pan? Pan. Pan. Pan."
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"Look, Cece. This is more of just a loft thing."
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"Just thank your lucky stars you don't have calcified mongrel toes."
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"[TOENAILS CLICKING ON FLOOR]"
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"Things sound like a dang old crab."
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"- Nothing's gonna go down unless we make it. - If Pepperwood taught me anything..."
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"- There's no Pepperwood. - It's never get caught without a safe word."
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"- We're gonna go with apricot. - Too normal. We need something weird."
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"- Like dragonslippers. - What?"
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"Why do you use apricot so much?"
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"What am I supposed to call them? Sweet tangy balls?"
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"Well, that's why we can't use..."
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"Nick."
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"Nick."
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"Nick. Nick. Tell..."
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"- Nick. - Call me Julius Pepperwood, please."
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"You look ridiculous."
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"If we're hiding from people why does it matter what I call you?"
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"- I got my eyes, you get my six. - No. What does this mean?"
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"- This means right-turn bicycle. - This means stop."
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"- Okay, these are my... ...freaking SWAT sign language."
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"Apricot, apricot, apricot."
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"Close your mouth, close your eyes."
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"Edgar lives with his mother. Of course he does."
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"So? A lot of normal people live with their mothers. Like my Uncle Randy."
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"- He can't go near parks. - He was cleared."
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"[CAR ENGINE APPROACHES]"
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"- Aah! - Apricot. Apricot."
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"Get over here now."
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"- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God."
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