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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Edgar Bergen (S02E02)

"♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"♪ On the most sensational inspirational ♪"
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"[applause]"
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"Ready, girls?"
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"[clucking in melody to Baby Face]"
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"[squawks]"
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"[squawks]"
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"'Cause the alligators were sick."
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"- [clucking] - Yeah, OK, OK."
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"I see what you mean about the dressing room."
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"[applause]"
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"I guess not, no."
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"Yeah, I know you can."
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"'cause I always expect wisecracks from Charlie."
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"Well, make up your mind."
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"I was going to teach them to jump forwards and backwards."
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"You don't know what you're saying."
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"Charlie, it's really great to have you here."
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"Just try to relax and act natural."
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"Really? You look a little wooden to me."
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"That's what we want."
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"Oh."
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"No, thank you."
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"Right."
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"Ahh."
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"Check."
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"Also, I need some string and some paint"
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"Captain, according to my records,"
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"and save the entire crew of the Swinetrek."
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"Well, surely you recognize the independent heating,"
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"slash, unifying element and the the horizontal equalizing plane."
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"You want me to do the laundry?"
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"Right behind you, captain."
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"Hiyah!"
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"[announcer] Tune in again next time"
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"Well, say, maybe I'm not here."
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"What?"
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"Uh, no."
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"and Bergen stands next to me and moves his lips."
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"What... what... Mortimer, what's the story going around."
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"Ahhh. Boy, Mortimer, you are stupid."
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"OK, well, once again, it's time"
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"It's Fozzie and Chucky time! Ahh!"
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"All part of the act. [chuckles]"
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"There's something about ventriloquism"
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"that I think you should know."
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"Uh, Chucky,"
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"who was that lady I saw you with last night."
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"- Well, that's nice. - Yes."
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"I have to enjoy myself."
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"- Well, he's a bear. - Yes."
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"- Pure and simple. - Charlie."
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"Accent on "simple.""
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"No. You know, I think he's very nice. He's so cute and cuddly."
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"It needs a rug. That's enough of that."
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"- I don't want to hear about that. - No, no."
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"You miss the companionship of a beautiful, gorgeous female."
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"Yikes!"
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"Yeah, well, I was, uh, I was talking to Bergen."
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"Mm-hm."
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"Uh-huh. Didn't sound that way to me."
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"if that pig is still there."
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"Is that pig gone?"
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"There's nobody out here but us frogs."
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"[knocking]"
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"Edgar Bergen. Twenty-five seconds to curtain, Mr. Bergen."
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"Oh, thank you. Did you hear that, Charlie?"
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"I... I... I just can't believe my eyes. Did he go yet?"
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"Yes, he just stuck his head in the door and left."
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"I don't mean him. I mean him."
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"Oh."
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"I just can't believe my eyes. A stick of wood that talks."
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"[drumroll]"
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"It's The Muppet Show"
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"with our very special guest star, Mr. Edgar Bergen."
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪"
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"- Maybe they'll be funny. - Wanna bet?"
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"♪ Celebrational Muppetational ♪"
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"♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show! ♪"
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"[explosion]"
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"Hello there and welcome again to The Muppet Show."
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"We have two very special guests tonight,"
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"Mr. Edgar Bergen and Mr. Charlie McCarthy."
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"We're also going to try to coax Mortimer Snerd"
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"into making an appearance."
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"You see, Mortimer's a shy country boy."
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"Mortimer, this opening number"
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"should make you feel right at home."
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"[applause]"
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"[squawks]"
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"Now, why would they have a bunch of chickens sing Baby Face?"
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"That makes sense."
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"I'll see what I can do about having a coop built"
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"for you out back, OK?"
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"- [clucking] - OK, OK, sure, right."
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"You have to treat the chickens pretty well."
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"They've got a tough union."
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"Good grief! It's Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy!"
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"Bergen, call the janitor."
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"There's a toad loose in the theater."
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"- Kermit is supposed to be here. - Yeah?"
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"Yes, and besides, don't you know the difference"
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"between a frog and a toad?"
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"Frogs are handsome, debonair and charming,"
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"while toads are ugly and give you warts."
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"I see. I guess that means the toad is supposed to be here."
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"Kermit, do forgive Charlie."
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"I know that he can be difficult and trying."
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"I can be difficult without trying."
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"I don't mind, Edgar,"
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"It's very good to have you here."
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"I'm sorry, I don't usually talk to frogs, you know."
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"- Charlie, please. - Yeah, all right."
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"Oh, well, that's nice."
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"Yes, they're delicious."
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"That's not nice."
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