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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Gang Gets Whacked (2) (S03E03)

"Well, then I guess cocaine is weightless, all right?"
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"What are you doing? Cleaning my hands off."
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"No, I don't. No? Did you have any today?"
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"Give me that money. Every ho needs his pimp."
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"and just keep looking handsome."
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"It's all about keeping this body fit. Mm-hmm."
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"Ehheh. I'll get you a nice vodka tonic."
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"I take care of my boy."
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"Every time you talk, you weaken the nation. Shut up."
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"Listen, guys. I was thinkin' we go down to Paddy's, put the squeeze on 'em."
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"Look, if you just give me a chance..."
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"I could show you how hard I actually am."
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"That's right. Hands like a cat."
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"I'd like to go on record saying I don't like Pussy Hands."
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"This about the horse, Charlie? It is about the horse."
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"A little dip into our Bolivian marching powder, then we're back on the street."
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"Not in your nose. That's how you become a drug addict."
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"I kind of feel nothing, but it feels so good."
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"It kinda wears down. What? Charlie. Ten to 15 minutes?"
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"No. We're gonna run out. No more gumming for a little while."
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"No more gumming. We're good though."
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"Rickety Cricket! Rickety!"
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"Keep your head up, Reverend. Keep the faith."
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"Ever since you convinced me to abandon the church..."
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"You, Dee. You."
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"So you're livin' on the streets now, Cricket."
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"Yes. I was actually attacked by a couple last night. Almost got stabbed."
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"Really? That's great. Did you? Did you really?"
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"Do you bump into them? Do you guys hang out on certain corners?"
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"You want me to sell drugs for you?"
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"We would do it, but we're not street urchins. Yeah, man. Yeah."
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"Uhoh. I'm sorry. Come on, Cricket."
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"Can I stop this little lovers' quarrel?"
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"You spend a shitload of money on a chalice you're just gonna eat cereal out of..."
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"but you won't bail us out by paying the mob?"
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"Sixty-eight tops. That's still extremely old."
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"I wanna set up a doctor's appointment anyway just to be... just to be safe."
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"I'm askin' hypothetical questions here."
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"Shit, shit, shit! Holy shit! Look at all that money."
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"That is a huge wad of money. This is more money than we make at the bar."
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"I have never seen this much money in one spot. Oh, my God."
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"That's good. But we have another day."
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"He flipped this in what? No time really."
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"We could flip another batch. We could pay the mob back."
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"We could have money left over for ourselves."
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"I can get a horse. You're not gonna get a horse, Charlie."
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"I was thinking maybe I'd curl up on that bed of Dee's and I'd sleep with the bear."
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"Are you tired? I'm just so tired."
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"Check it out. I got the thing for you right here."
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"I'm knocking some sense into you, Dennis. This is all you got."
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"Look, I'm gonna get you out of this."
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"You promise? I promise."
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"So please don't make me, okay?"
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"You're my one and only."
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"Okay."
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"Why not? Because it's crazy."
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"Or a cat that poops in a box while it's biting you?"
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"What? That's great. Where are our drugs?"
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"Those are trash cans. Trash cans, Cricket!"
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"Yeah, don't forget the trash cans."
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"I'm bringing the trash cans."
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"Then it's a little extra. Eh?"
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"I need... I need you"
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"Don Sal? Yeah. What?"
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"I don't think I'm being properly utilized within the organization."
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"but I'm not making any forward progress."
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"Aren't you the janitor? It's not important, Don Sal."
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"What is important is that I get out on those streets..."
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"and take care of my wife."
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"No. Oh."
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"Absolutely not. Good."
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"What the hell you doin' here? I'm working. What are you doing?"
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"Frank, he cannot bang this woman. It's the mob boss's wife."
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"Dennis, don't do it. He's got you brainwashed."
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"You see? This is bad. You got him thinking for himself again."
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"We can't do this. Mm-hmm."
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"That's too much, huh? That's too much flour."
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"Let me think. They're gonna kill us!"
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"Where we going? We're gonna skip town. We're gonna go up to the mountains."
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"We'll start over. I like that."
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"Who's Peter Nincompoop?"
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"Huh? Huh? Oh, my God. How did that get here?"
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"We gotta get out in a car. All right."
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"You got a better chance without us, don't you, buddy?"
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"Go, Peter Nincompoop! I miss you already!"
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"Mmm. Let's go."
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"That's a pop. That's a pop. That's a pop."
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"Otherwise, you don't eat. Okay?"
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"Welcome back to the bar. Good afternoon."
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"Didn't get the cash. Got the cocaine. We might have bigger problems."
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"We just need to be prepared for anything."
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"I'm gonna put this in my sock. And if the shit goes down, I'll pretend I'm tying my shoe."
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"We are not gonna come out blasting!"
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"Don't move! Put the guns down!"
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"It's all here, boss. Okay. Well, that was close."
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"It was nice doin' business with you guys."
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"All righty. Sounds good. Sounds very good."
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"What? Who?"
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"telling me that one of Pussy Hands's friends tried to force himself on her."
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"Enough with the "Oh's"! I think that's insane."
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"And I made It so sexy!"
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"Cocaine"
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"What are you, a cat? Use a towel. My mouth's right here."
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"We talked about this. No getting high on the supply."
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"I'm not getting high. I'm just cleaning my hands."
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"We have to be very careful, considering our past addictions to glue and crack."
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"We got over that. I got over that."
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"It's still gross, Frank. We made a thousand dollars."
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"No. I made a thousand dollars. You didn't do shit."
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"You just sat in the car and read a magazine. What the hell do I need you for?"
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"We got any vials around here? Vials for what?"
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"We went back to Bingo. We got a little of the cocaine back..."
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"with the money that we got from the pills."
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"You better go back and get a gun, because dealin' drugs is dangerous."
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"No, it isn't. It's a rich person's drug. There's no danger involved."
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"It's, like, stockbrokers and high-powered business executives."
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"We'll just go down to Center City and..."
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"and be, like, "Hey, you guys wanna buy drugs? We're drug dealers. ""
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"Are you saying that's not gonna work? What are you saying?"
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"What are you saying exactly?"
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