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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Gang Gets Whacked (2) (S03E03)

"I'm saying that that is not gonna... You don't like that idea?"
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"At least we didn't become prostitutes."
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"I am not a prostitute. I am providing... Let me handle this."
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"Dennis is providing a very important service to lonely people in need."
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"I was... He doesn't have to speak if he doesn't want to."
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"All you have to do is sit there, relax, have yourself a drink..."
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"Oh, no beer. Too many calories. Yep."
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"Well, that doesn't have much calories..."
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"so I think that's a smart... drink."
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"Why you wanna hurt me? I'm not hurtin' you. Just shut up and play cards."
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"I'm just tryin' to remain elegant over here."
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"Don't try so hard. Remain quiet."
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"Oh! Youse guys got the right idea with these."
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"They make that In men's?"
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"Huh? I think this is men's. Yeah, it's men's."
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"We're right in the middle of somethin' right now."
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"Don't you guys do anything besides play cards and eat deli meats?"
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"Go wash my car."
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"Fellas! I feel like I'm being seriously underutilized here."
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"What? That's right. I'm so hard that people are scared of me."
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"And they should be, 'cause I'll explode all over them."
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"What's the matter with you? I'm eatin' here."
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"What? What are you talkin' about, your dick?"
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"My dick? No, I'm talkin' about my brute force and my catlike reflexes."
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"You hear that, Anthony? He's got catlike reflexes."
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"You know what? I think someone just earned themselves a nickname."
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"Really? What? Yep."
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"From now on, you'll be known as Pussy Hands."
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"But Cougar Hands would be good."
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"How about Jaguar Hands? Nah."
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"Leopard Hands? Nah."
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"Panther Hands. Nah."
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"He does have gorgeous hands though."
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"Excuse us. Excuse me. Sir? Ma'am?"
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"Hi. Would you two be interested in..."
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"You know what we should do? We should go back to the country club."
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"Remember the country club, with the jockeys?"
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"Goddamn it. I'm pretty sure those jockeys are raping that horse."
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"They're raping the shit out of it. Excuse me, sir. Can I talk..."
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"These people are revved up. They're in fifth gear, and we're stuck in first."
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"We need to boost our r.p.m.'s. Let's get goin' a little bit."
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"What are you suggesting?"
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"Okay. Feel that? How's that feel for you?"
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"Whoa. I see what you mean, Charlie."
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"I see... It's like my mouth is no longer a part of my head."
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"That's the feeling you're going for. That's where you wanna be at."
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"Keep reapplying every 10 to 15 minutes. That's what I've been doing."
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"Let's be like Wall Street and... Rickety Cricket."
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"That's Rickety Cricket! Rickety!"
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"Where have you been hiding? Where have you been?"
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"It's the reverend. Hey, man. How you doin', man?"
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"Oh. Yikes. I get it. It's like... Okay."
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"my life has been in a bit of a tailspin."
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"Who? Me or Charlie?"
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"That doesn't ring a bell. There was something that happened."
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"It's one of the darkest times of my life."
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"Do you know those guys? Can you sell drugs to them?"
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"They would buy drugs from a street urchin like yourself."
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"I was a priest. I have a master's in theology."
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"That was then. This is now. What good's it doing you?"
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"I am trying to get my life back on track. I don't think selling drugs is a smart move."
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"You're not fooling anybody, Cricket."
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"Clearly, the two of you have strong feelings for each other..."
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"I am not..."
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"One thing could lead to another. You never know."
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"Yeah."
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"I wasn't sure. I know we have sort of a sexual tension."
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"No, no, no. You guys got your own thing going on."
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"Great. How much money did you drop on that?"
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"A lot."
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"By the way, your Jane is sitting over there."
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"Aw, you gotta be kid... Dude, she's, like, a hundred years old."
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"Well, I'm not kissing that."
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"You don't have to kiss her. We can make that one of your rules."
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"No. I never set up any ass play."
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"All right. Well."
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"All right. Do that. All right. Here we go."
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"Hypothetically speaking here..."
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"do you think you could teach a horse to sit on a barstool and drink beer?"
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"I don't know. Maybe. Would you hypothetically pay really good money to see that?"
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"Is this about bringing a horse back to the bar? That is completely insane."
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"I'm sorry. I'm a little preoccupied with worrying about being killed by the mob..."
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"Who? Matthew Mara."
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"It's Rickety Cricket. It's Rickety Cricket. It's Rickety Cricket."
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"Hey! Come on in, man. Hey!"
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"Come in. Oh! Yeah!"
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"It's exactly as I imagined it would be. What is?"
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"Cricks? How'd you do with our drugs, man?"
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"Oh. Uh, I sold 'em. Here."
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"I guess we can pay the mob back. We can definitely pay them back."
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"He flipped it so fast, Charlie. Let's think a little bit for a second."
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"Maybe a little coke. Yeah, more coke."
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"We can have some coke then. She likes Swiss!"
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"Can I talk to you for a second?"
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"Look, uh, you did such a fantastic job..."
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"that we're gonna need you to go back out there and do it again."
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"But you guys said it was a onetime thing. We say things all day."
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"We say words all the time. We said so many things."
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"Now's not a good time for that, man. I'm so tired."
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"Where'd you get that? Every good dealer keeps a head stash."
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"No. Dip your finger in there."
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"Look, Cricket. I got the thing for you here."
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"I can't. Let's speed you up."
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"And then you'll wanna get back out there."
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"Oh. Aah. Yeah."
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"Oh. Shh."
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"Check this out."
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"Jesus Christ, man. What, you got a problem?"
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"Yeah. This makes me seem like a whore. You are a whore."
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"I'm not a whore."
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"I'm a handsome companion who goes to nice dinners with fancy women..."
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"and who has rules about what he'll do."
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"Dude, why do you keep hitting me?"
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"Don't talk back to me! Okay. Sorry."
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"It's you and me against the world."
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"And, hey, I don't wanna hit you, baby."
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"Come on, Cricket. Where is he, Charlie? Why do we trust him?"
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"This is empty. Get rid of that."
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"Now he's gonna stab us in the back. I don't think so."
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"What's with the pants?"
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