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Clips from Rick and Morty - The Old Man and the Seat (S04E04)

"Had you bothered to master love,"
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"You know what isn't? Water."
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"what is their version of it called?"
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"Lovefinderrz, with two "R's" and a "Z.""
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"-Oof. -Yeah, not my idea."
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"-Goddamn. -Am I interrupting?"
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"Your prisoners are getting away."
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"Prisoners are just things."
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"Did you know humans are 80% water?"
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"Love it."
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"Find and kill those earthlings."
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"Flesh intruder, prepare to die."
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"Oh, hold on."
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"-Accessing delivery archive. -Okay, listen."
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"You delivered an avian protein club sandwich"
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"Oy, scoping for this bit, then?"
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"Aw, are you fucking kidding me?"
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"the Robolution has overturned the lizards."
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"It's totally unexpected."
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"I believe this is yours."
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"You, uh -- you dropped that."
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"I'll have to call you back."
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"Susan, is conference room three available?"
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"Can I look at a photo of my wife while you kill me?"
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"She either has terrible taste,"
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"or she's trapped in a marriage to a toilet thief."
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"Life has been hollow since I lost her."
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"I'm ready when you are."
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"What is this? What's happening?"
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"Sh--sh--she went into remission 10 years ago."
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"And what did you do today?"
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"oh, ow, ow, ow, ow, oh!"
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"You shit on my toilet because you don't know your place,"
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"that feels too good for your ass, trust me, it is."
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"You're not gonna kill me?"
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"[ Pod beeps ]"
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"♪ Baby, this is my shit, my shit♪"
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"-[ Grunts ] -[ Gasps ]"
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"After you left, I thought about what you said"
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"You need the same thing I needed, Rick."
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"[ Water splashes ]What the...?"
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"You know what shy pooping is, Rick?"
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"from a universe that takes whatever it wants."
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"It clearly took something from you."
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"You're right, Tony. I'm done fighting."
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"Time to be free."
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"Oh, God! Oh, God!"
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"I started getting into -- -Strap-on porn?"
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"Now, come on. -Where are you going?"
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"Come poop with me. Poop with me, Tony."
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"Poop with me."
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"You can make a perfectly-realized,"
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"Don't insult my craft."
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"It connects the whatever-you-want section"
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"of your brain to the whatever-you-have section."
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"If your heaven is toilets, that's on you."
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"I have a million cooler friends than you."
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"-We're gonna be friends. -You're gonna be dead."
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"Okay. Alright."
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"w-we don't need to high-five."
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"I know, but, you know, come on."
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""Adventures of Jerry and Morty.""
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"Okay."
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"♪♪"
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"Jeff, I can explain everything."
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"Can you just marry us instead?"
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"Jeff, don't do it!"
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"Let's get the fuck out of here."
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"Oh, yeah, no. Why would I...?"
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"Summer!"
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"Fucking thing."
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"Yeah, where's yourdaughter?"
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"She joined ISIS."
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"And he's going to set us free."
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"Actually, he's been blamed for bringing you aboard"
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"and assigned to execute you."
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"Where you going, Glootie?"
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"I've got a date with dumping a dating app."
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"Glootie-ootie-ooh!"
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"-Was that ever his thing? -No."
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"Dad, I want to say something."
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"I started today disgusted and embarrassed to be your son,"
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"and then later I thought we were gonna die"
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"because you're a loser."
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"Now quit fucking up, and let's go."
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"and a box of these, uh, chocolates, sugar free."
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"He can eat as many of these as he wants."
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"Anyways, uh, just wanted to drop these off,"
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"starting living life to the fullest."
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"He crashed into a tree"
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"space-skiing down Mount Space Everest."
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"There's a Mount Space Everest?"
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"Oh, no, no. You -- you don't want to eat that."
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"Four. You can't stop me from loving who I love, Mom."
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"I'm gonna mother you until your 18th birthday,"
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"And even then, I will break out,"
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"come to your house, kick down your door,"
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"and mother your fucking face out of your stupid asshole."
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"I'm gonna daughter your brains out, bitch."
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"Motherfucker!"
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"[ Both grunt ]"
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"Ad wall?"
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"Ad wall?What, they want us to pay for it now?"
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"Come on, Mom. Let's go home."
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"[ Display blooping ]"
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"Each other -- and water."
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"There's no water?"
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"Like I'm your mother, you childish prick."
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"Me? No. God, of course not."
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"Hey, uh -- Hey, uh, Tony's dad,"
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"He -- he won't have the same brain."
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"He'll kind of be an animal man, but you can teach him stuff."
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"I-I-I also wanted to let you know"
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"I did explore infinite universes,"
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"and there is a version of Tony that was completely evil"
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"and ended up causing a lot of genocide"
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"So, really, a lot of ways of looking at this"
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"He's not my friend."
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"♪♪"
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"[ Sighs ]"
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