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Clips from Rick and Morty - The Old Man and the Seat (S04E04)

"We're out of syrup."
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"Do you want to develop an app?"
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"-No thanks. -Rick, why does it say,"
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"Glootie, go make some photocopies of something.Cool."
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"He seems to reallywant to develop an app."
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"I've got a quick solo adventure to go on,"
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"and this one will notbe directed by Ron Howard.He's gonna go poop."
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"He's a shy pooper. He has a secret pooping place."
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"-I'll pass, Glootie. -Hmm, your loss."
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"Eh, it's an app you'd want to develop."
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"50/50! Final offer!"
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"♪♪"
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"♪♪"
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"Time to meet your maker."
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"What are you guys doing?"
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"Did you develop an app?"
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"Rule number one in app development, son --"
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"'Cause he's a disrupt-o-phobe."
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"No, Dad, no."
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"To keep something horrible from happening,"
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"Your su ty works at Jersey Mike's"
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"and sees 25 Phish shows a year."
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"-That is so Danny. -Summer!"
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"-Danny? -Summer Smith?"
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"Danny Publits from Lovefinderrz with two "R's" and a "Z"?"
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"Hi, I'm my underaged daughter's mother."
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"Honey, our daughter ran off with a Frisbee golfer"
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"really forgettable name."
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"Okay, Glootie, take the app down."
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"Y-You think we're stupid, but we're not."
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"-It's coming. -Take us to it."
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"-No. -Yes."
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"Shake him more, Morty. That was working."
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"Take us to the mother ship."
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"[ Beeping continues ]"
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"Jerry: An ominous beeping app."
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"[ Display beeps ]"
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"-Hey, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit! -Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit!"
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"Hello?"
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"Automated male voice: You have 470,000 messages."
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"Oh, ah, that's half of them."
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"He -- he run off to fight in the robot wars."
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"-[ Gasps ] -Ah!"
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"Statutory rape! -Whoa."
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"My daughter's about to be raped!"
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"-Rape! -Nobody cares. It's a motel."
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"T-Take -- take it down."
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"-What? -I'm their hostage."
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"No."
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"I can't. I'm an intern."
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"Greetings. We are the Monogatrons."
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"Take the app down."
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"Does there have to be an evil plan?"
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"-Oh, uh, uh... -Uh, someone wanted a gun?"
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"You are highly trained to seek it,"
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"and you have no idea how to maintain it."
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"you would've learned by now, it is as abundant as water."
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"That shit runs out."
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"So we'll be taking yours."
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"-Impossible. Here she is. -Mwah."
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"Connect with me. Tell me about your day."
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"No problem. At ease, Solider."
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"♪♪"
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"[ Chuckles ]Alright, a-a-alright. I know you want to have"
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"the big guy/little guy fight, but -- [ Gulps ]"
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"Yes."
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"Sure, but I'm doing her a favor."
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"She's dead."
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"And I don't mind joining her."
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"I'm a bit of a shy pooper."
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"My wife's still alive."
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"on a really awesome toilet I found --"
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"and your place is nothing."
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"So next time you stumble onto a toilet"
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"♪ She say, "This is my shit, my shit"♪"
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"[ Sirens blaring ]Are you fucking kidding me?"
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"Oh, so you like being alive?"
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"but then I thought about whyyou were saying it,"
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"who you were really saying it to."
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"You need someone to give you, [grunts] permission to live."
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"You want to take the one part of life"
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"that you truly think is yours, and you want to protect it"
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"It took my wife."
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"Yes. I thought it was hot."
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"You rang? I'm pooping, too."
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"Come, Tony. Come on."
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"What are you waiting for?"
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"Aren't you gonna join us in the pooping?"
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"[ Alarm blaring ]"
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"That's it. Get out."
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"Are living their wildest, meaningless dreams"
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"People you refuse to kill and refuse to let into your life."
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"An offer you rejected, so here's your last chance."
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"Goodbye forever. If you touch my toilet again, you die."
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"we cut it, and then we set a fire."
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"Morty, "Adventures of Jerry and Morty," huh?"
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"Put her there. -Dad, look, y-you know,"
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"that we're in this situation at all."
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"-Priest Witherspoon. -Josiah?"
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"You had me at my own name."
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"Come on. I can't steer this."
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"What in the hell are you doing?"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay."
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"What would your girlfriend think of you murdering?"
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"I happen to be between relationships right now."
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"Yeah, that's what I thought, Glootie."
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"Looks like you and I...[ Cellphone beeps ]"
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"but if you can find the hangar,"
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"-He never exited that way. -No, first time."
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"-There's no more, is there? -Nope."
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"Vegan Fiber Chili, delicious family recipe,"
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"H-He -- he'll know what I mean."
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"[ Sighs ] Tony died."
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"Fuck."
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"Y-y-you'll -- you'll -- you'll become"
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"the opening of "The Beverly Hillbillies.""
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"You know what I'm saying? A little bubbling crude?"
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"Texas tea? -I don't know these references."
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"Watch "Space Beverly Hillbilllies""
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