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Clips from Rick and Morty - The Old Man and the Seat (S04E04)

"and think about how nobody wants to be around you"
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"and how you ruined it for yourself"
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"Look at you sitting there,"
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"King Shit on his throne of loneliness."
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"Enjoy this toilet with a thousand of me"
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"the sa-a-ddest piece of garbage in the entire cosmos."
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"Long live the big, bad, doo-doo daddy."
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"Rick, did you take the Tapatío?"
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"[ Gulps ]"
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"Thanks. I could never lift it up.No problem."
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"I'll be able to drink water for weeks because of you."
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"Breaker one nine, this is Jerry Smith."
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"Uh, just finished my first delivery of the day."
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"Well, I'm man enough to simply say, "I'm going to poop,""
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"He's really putting you to work, huh?"
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"-Can I ask what it is? -Of course you can."
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"[ Device beeping ]"
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"Guys, we're getting our first users."
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"Nice to -- whoa!"
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"Uh, this isn't working."
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"Stupid phones are destroying us."
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"Dad, you can, and you have to."
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"Oh, well you came to the right place...[ Guns cock ]"
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"I have 800,000 kids."
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"There's a million things that are interesting about me,"
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"-Who ordered it? -Talk to our delivery drone."
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"You can't stop us from getting a motel room."
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"Take it down, or...we'll -- we'll -- we'll punch you."
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"So what's the evil plan?"
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"I'll take it. Thanks.[ Gun cocks ]"
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"-Fuck! -Goddamn it."
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"And I found a new podcast we can listen to tonight."
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"Okay, back to work."
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"My apologies, Lieutenant Commander."
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"Initiate Employee Evaluation Mode."
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"Uh, I understand, Mr. Phillips."
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"Stay there."
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"Tell him what you told me."
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"Tell him what you told me."
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"Don't use your dead wife as an excuse."
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"♪ See the flick of my wrist, of my wrist♪"
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"I thought you were a shy pooper."
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"Where am I? -Hi, little mouse."
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"-To poop. -Where?"
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"Where are we? What is this?"
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"The chemical is Globaflyn."
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"Summer Smith, let's get the hell out of here."
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"-Parenting. -That's not how I did it."
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"It's Glootie, and he's had a change of heart."
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"Really? I thought your species had perfected relationships."
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"...are all we've got."
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"I'm not helping you any more than that,"
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"Is Tony here? I br-- I brought him some, uh,"
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"and you tell him, uh, the toilet's all his."
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"-Excuse me? -He quit his job,"
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"Okay. Uh, Jesus."
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"I-I got to process this."
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"so my jokes can land, you fucking twat."
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"[ Cellphone beeps ]"
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"Great. We lost Earth."
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"You can have one for a glass of Goddamn water."
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"Look, uh, on the off-chance that you used the app"
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"Jerry, I didn't use it. Did you?"
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"because of how fulfilled he was."
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"as not much of a loss."
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"I understand."
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"Enjoy using it all by yourself while you sit there"
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"May his reign last 1,000 years."
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"Hmm, Globaflyn?"
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"Why, you want to develop one?"
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"[ Cellphone beeping ]"
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"[ Chuckles ]"
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"Look at this guy. He wants to eat me so bad."
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"Hey, ape man, I hope this was worth"
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"It will be when I find whoever shit in my toilet."
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"[ Chuckles ]"
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"It's a pointless bid for control."
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"Oh, wait, you're actually gonna --"
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"Baby bee? I missed you so much."
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"My God."
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"and leaving me out of them."
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"You need a friend."
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"You don't have to."
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"I wonder why.[ Cellphone beeps ]"
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"grab a ship and get the hell out of here."
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"And after that?"
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"We aren't defined by what we do, and we only need each other."
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"Anyway, I'll be late. I love you."
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"Alien newscaster: Here at the Midland Quasar, where, in a complete upset,"
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"So why the fuck are you back here?"
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"I never really left you."
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"Happily ever after."
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"screaming every time you take a shit."
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"That's always the first step in app development."
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"Not you, that's for sure."
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"While your planet continues to dick around with a, uh --"
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"-I'll be seeing you. -You'll be dying."
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"Yeah, but you have a Space Everest?"
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"Don't talk to me like -- -Like I'm thirsty?"
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"Do -- do youhave a weapon?"
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"All of these people..."
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"Here.We're not allowed to use those apps."
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"or we can choose to be free."
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"but you can't share a toilet?"
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"It's -- it's kind of your fault"
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"We're outnumbered. There's no hope."
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"with no lettu-- Goddamn it."
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"[ Guns cock ]"
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"How much water are you sucking"
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""Do not develop my app," on your intern's forehead?"
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"♪♪"
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"♪♪"
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"♪♪"
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"-No thanks, Glootie. -Hey, what's up, Glootie?"
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"When Grandpa Rick pats his belly like that"
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"and leaves without Morty, it means he's going to go poop."
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"And I think I love you. -Me, too."
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"Did you want to develop an app?"
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"[ Keyboard beeps ]"
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