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Clips from Rick and Morty - The Old Man and the Seat (S04E04)

"Now what?"
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"We'll find out together."
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"Summer [scoffs] how many soul mates is that in the last week?"
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"Oh, the shit I can't."
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"even if I get thrown in prison for non-consensual mothering."
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"That's my name. Don't wear it out."
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"Fuck this.[ Cellphone bloops ]"
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"Man: Ugh, ad wall?[ Cellphones blooping ]"
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"I know the point of conquering Earth."
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"These tubes are cool, and I want a divorce."
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"and there's someone out there waiting for you, I, uh --"
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"and, uh, this is a kit you can use to clone a new son."
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"It's, uh, hard losing a friend."
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"-Fuck you. -What?"
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"There he is. There's our guy."
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"[ Cheers and applause] Congrats, Tony."
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"Have fun with your stupid toilet"
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"because you're a huge piece of shit."
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"All hail his majesty,"
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"♪♪"
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"It's just part of my job, ma'am."
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"[ Gulping ]"
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"[ Syrup bottle squelches ]"
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"Huh. You know what?"
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"Maybe I'll use my intern."
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"Glootie? -Good?"
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"-Thanks, Glootie. -Anything else?"
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"Hi, Morty. Do you want to develop an app?"
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"Ah, I'm glad you asked that, Jerry."
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"Well, if anyone wants to develop an app with me, I'm down."
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"He really does, sweetie, but nobody's gonna do that."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me,"
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"Rick: Man, fuck you, Summer.[ Door closes ]"
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"Beth: Honey, why can't you get this excited about your SATs?"
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"and I'd be honored to have Ron Howard involved."
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"Good job, hon.Way to go, Dad.We're rooting for ya."
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"Oh, yeah? Why's that?"
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"Ah. [ Chuckles ]"
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"♪♪"
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"♪♪"
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"[ Loon calls in distance ]"
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"[ Device buzzing ]"
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"[ Mechanisms whirring ]"
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"Reverse digestion extrapolation."
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"[ Cork pops ]"
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"never follow the rules."
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"Except when the rule is tattooed on an alien's forehead, Dad."
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"Why do you think Rick would have that rule?"
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"something he's too lazy to explain."
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"with a guy that is su my ty."
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"Super my type. Learn to abbre."
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"Hey!"
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"I ran all the way here while staring at your profile."
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"I tripped on a fire hydrant and fell down,"
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"so I'm covered in gravel that stuck to my sweat."
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"And even after a shower,"
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"Come on. Just met.[ Cellphone beeps ]"
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"Never mind.[ Cellphone beeps ]"
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"Hey, sweetie."
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"because of some app with a really dumb,"
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"Like a really dumb, uncreative, super sweaty name."
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"Got it. I love you, too."
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"Uh, that's not how apps work."
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"Then make it how it works."
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"This isn't how making things work works."
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"We know apps have something to do with servers."
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"The server's on the mother ship."
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"Where's the mother ship?"
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"[ Beeping ][ Gasps ]"
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"[ Suspenseful music plays ]"
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"Okay, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me."
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"You can't stay made at a guy with this kind of talent."
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"-Ribbit, ribbit. -Ribbit, ribbit."
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"You want to eat me, don't you?"
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"-Ribbit. -Just kidding. Have some drugs."
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"-Are you Vermigurber? -What does this guy want?"
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"Who is this monkey? -I'm here about a sandwich."
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"on two slices of whole...gun."
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"[ Cellphone ringing ]You might want to get that."
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"Voice: Dad, give the human whatever he wants."
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"[ Chuckles ] You fucking idiot."
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"Don't forget your voicemail."
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"Okay, w-w-what do you want? What do you want?"
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"Wait, this is seriously about sandwiches?"
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"I thought this was about drugs or guns"
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"or the fact that I'm a fly that runs a frog restaurant."
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"making a whole swarm of enemies."
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"Is that code for something? Someone look that up."
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"If that's drug slang, I need to know it."
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"[ Keys jingle, both chuckle ]"
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"-Mom, you can't stop true love. -Oh, yes, I can."
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"-You're assaulting me! -Keep your voice down."
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"I'm being assaulted!"
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"No, I'm not! I'm being assaulted!"
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"-Rape! -Assault!"
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"Nobody's here because their life's going so great"
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"they can afford to get mixed up in yours."
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"Deal with this shit on your own."
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"Fine. I'll get one, too."
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"I'm getting the one next door,"
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"and I'm putting a glass to the wall, and I'm listening."
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"-Fine. Enjoy. -I will."
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"-I'm Danny, by the way. -You had your chance, dick."
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"Take your app down."
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"-Do they have weapons? -Nope, but neither do it."
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"-Take the app down. -Take the app down."
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"Okay, well who tells interns what to do?"
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"Take us to whoever does, or w-w-we'll -- we'll punch you."
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"Not bad, Morty."
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"Yeah, I don't know when the other shoe's gonna drop,"
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"but this is working pretty good so far."
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"While your species was still toying with fire,"
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"ours mastered the science of functioning,"
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"As the latest planet to develop our app,"
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"you will now witness the true power of superior intimacy."
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"Is there someone with a gun or --"
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"It's on its way."
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"As a preapp civilization,"
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"your love's value is defined by scarcity."
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