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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Bowtie (S05E05)

"Does she like you that much or does she dislike me that much?"
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"Oh, lesbians love me. They love me."
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"- How is that? - Well, when I first got to L.A."
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"You remember... you know Patty, my friend Patty."
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"- Yes. - You know, so, obviously,"
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"they talk amongst themselves, and the word got out"
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"- You're a friend o' lesbians! - Yes, they know that."
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"So the community has completely embraced you."
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"Totally embraced me. Completely."
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"More so than any other community."
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"Including Jews."
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"Oh, Jeez."
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"- I'm always doing that. - Hey,"
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"It's a smart look."
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"You know what? You oughtta try wearing a bow-tie."
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"- How are you doing? How are you doing? - Great!"
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"Hey, thanks for sending the invite back."
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"- Oh, sure. I'm excited. - We're gonna have a blast."
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"- Tell me you're coming. Please. - I don't know."
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"25 years of marriage!"
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"- Rosie's coming. - Rosie O'Donnell?"
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"And I have Larry David's place card right next to hers."
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"- Really? You're sitting me next to her? - Right next to her."
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"- You know Rosie O'Donnell? - I know her from New York."
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"We used to hang out together doing comedy."
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"- I'll see you guys there. I'm excited. - By the way,"
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"- Jodie's really looking good. - She does look great."
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"- Doesn't she look great? - Oh, thanks a lot, yeah."
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"She's dating a guy. I think it's serious."
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"Yeah, she's no longer gay."
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"What? You're kidding!"
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"That's fantastic!"
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"She's not a lesbian anymore."
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"All right, I'll see you, uh, soon."
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"It's over?"
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"What's over?"
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"Why would our marriage be over?"
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"You said,"
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""We need to talk.""
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"Generally, when couples break up,"
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"that's how they introduce it, you know, "We need to talk.""
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"why would you even think that?"
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"Well, because women have broken up with me many times,"
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"So I'm just sort of conditioned for that response."
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"And when women broke up with you,"
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"did you light up like that?"
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""Oh, it's over?""
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"That's how I react to things. I go the other way,"
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"so I don't get hurt. I protect myself."
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"You understand. So what about the party? Marty Funkhouser's party..."
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"Have you been thinking about this for a while?"
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"No! Not at all! No, of course not."
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"So what about the Funkhouser party?"
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"I need to send in the RSVP and..."
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"I wasn't going, and now I've changed my mind."
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"Rosie O'Donnell's gonna be there."
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"Our table."
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"And you know what else?"
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"I might wear a bow-tie."
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"- What do you think of that? - You're gonna wear a bow-tie?"
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"Are you loving that? Is that fantastic?"
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"How about that for an idea, huh?"
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"I, well..."
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"You're gonna love it."
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"- Well, look who's here. - Wanda!"
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"- Look who's here. - How are you doing?"
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"- What do you think? - Well, what do you think?"
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"- Oh, the rental house. - This is a rental."
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"It's just for a few months until the renovation's done. You know."
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"Shit, I mean, you're renting, so I can be honest."
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"- Yeah, yeah. - I don't like it."
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"A hotel? Hotels are good. You know, there's a lot of activity"
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"in the hotel lobby. I think that's a good thing."
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"Why don't you put a little bellman's cap on..."
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"Is it wrong to assume"
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"Why are you asking me some bullshit like that?"
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"I'm not your link into the black world, okay?"
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"So stop asking me shit about black people and stuff, all right?"
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"Have you ever seen a black man wearing a bow-tie"
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"- who's not a Muslim? - Who gives a fuck?"
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"It's just something you may have observed."
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"- Have you ever observed a black man... - Larry, I don't..."
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"all the bow-ties or something?"
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"He's sitting there holding on to bow-ties"
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"and only Muslims get 'em? What the fuck, Larry?"
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"Fair enough. Good answer."
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"- You've got to see him. Sheriff! - Sheriff!"
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"- Hello boy! - He's a cutie!"
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"- What the hell... - I think it's you, Wanda."
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"- One of y'all wanna grab Cujo? - Um..."
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"I'm sorry. He's very friendly."
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"Good dog! He probably smells my dog."
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"- Hey! Shit! - Oh my God!"
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"- God! - Hey, come on!"
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"Get over here."
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"- What's with... - I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry."
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"What did you do?"
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"You have a racist dog!"
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"- That dog hates black people. - Wanda."
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"Has it barked at any white people?"
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"No, he's... he's..."
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"Exactly. The dog is racist."
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"Sheriff's racist?"
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"Sheriff?!"
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"That's a perfect name for a racist dog."
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"Where did you get this dog, the Klan meeting or something?"
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"back up into this fucking hotel"
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"until y'all get rid of that fucking Klan dog."
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"Got a Klan dog!"
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"- I'll call you. - Aw, shut up."
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"a skirt steak..."
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"Look, I can't... I can't hear you."
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"It's a skirt steak, sir, or stir fry,"
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"uh, and that's..."
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"We can't hear the waiter. We're trying to order."
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"I'm not keeping it down. I'm sorry,"
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"we need to keep it down for Tucker Carlson over here."
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""Keep it down"!"
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"- Tucker Carlson? - Tucker Carlson."
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"- Salad? - Yeah, well the portobello"
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