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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Bowtie (S05E05)

"I go, "What is it, Dad?" He goes..."
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"Maybe he said, "You're a doctor." I don't know."
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"So basically what you're saying is,"
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"Yes."
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"Basically what I'm saying is,"
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"I don't see a way that you would, uh,"
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"What about..."
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"calling some bingo games or something?"
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"Bingo's a distraction."
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"If there's anything I can do to convince you,"
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"Let me talk to some of my community leaders"
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"I'm not talking about for a long time."
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"Um, is that a key to the men's room?"
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"That's my stall! Did you see the plaque on it..."
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"If you were here, I would have given you first dibs."
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"That's nice. Oh, that's nice!"
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"- It's called disabled. Disabled. - Disabled?"
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"- I appreciate it. - You're welcome."
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"- I haven't seen it. - It'd be interesting to find that out."
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"I have a stutter!"
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"Yeah, but you can walk."
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"I have permission,"
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"- So good to see you! - Great to see you."
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"Seeking attention, getting rejected."
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"- Patty, yeah. - Well, she's a lesbian."
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"that I'm a friend o' lesbians."
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"- Ready? This way. - Hi, two. Yeah."
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"The men's room key from the private investigator's office."
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"I forgot to bring it back."
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"check out the bow-tie here."
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"- It's gonna be... are you coming? - Eh..."
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"She's dating a guy?!"
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"Congratulations! Good for you."
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"Oh my God. Good going."
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"Yeah, I'll see you at the party."
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"The marriage."
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"Yeah, we need to talk about Marty Funkhouser's party!"
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"- eh, forget it. - No no no, what did you think?"
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"- So I just thought it was... - Well, why would you..."
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"and they've always introduced it with "We need to talk.""
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"Light up?"
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"- Yeah. - Did I light up?"
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"You know, it could have been a defense mechanism."
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"Well, I wanted to know if we're going or not."
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"Welcome! This is our new house."
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"- Kinda cold, like a hotel. - Yeah."
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"- Okay, I'll put a bellman's cap on. ...and run around."
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"Put a little concierge desk over there."
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"- Hey, Wanda, let me ask you a question. - What?"
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"What the fuck, Larry?!"
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"Okay, but let me ask you this:"
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"- Have you observed... - Larry, I don't..."
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"You think Farrakhan went out and bought up"
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"You... what... no. I don't know."
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""I don't know." I totally accept it."
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"- I got the dog. - That's what I want to see."
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"We're all done in there."
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"Just, uh, you have to wait overnight for the..."
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"hey! Hey, little buddy. Come here."
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"- I'm really sorry. - It's okay."
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"- I've never seen him like this. - I'm really sorry."
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"- You know what's going on. - Huh?"
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"Larry, you trained the dog to hate black people?"
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"He hasn't barked at any white people."
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"- Larry picked him out at the pound. - The pound."
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"Sheriff the fucking dog that eats black people."
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"y'all stay here and pet your crazy-ass racist dog,"
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"but I am not bringing my black ass"
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"I'm sorry, the first that we have is"
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"I can't hear. Could you repeat that? What's that?"
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"Excuse me, could you just keep it down a little bit?"
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"- Keep it down? - We're trying to hear the waiter."
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"There's a chicken rotisserie"
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"is cut up onto mixed greens."
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"- Are you a vegetarian? - Yeah, it depends."
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"- She is. - Yeah."
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"So that would sort of be the best choice. It's really good."
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"All right, let me give you a clue, okay?"
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"Wh-what did you hear?"
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"- I was happy for him. - I don't know what's happened to you."
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"- No, you're not liberal. - I am liberal."
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"The bow-tie... I just tried out a bow-tie, so what?"
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"This man is a racist."
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"He has a dog that attacks black people."
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"Because we talk, Larry."
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"What did you tell Jodi?"
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"- That's all I said. - All the lesbians hate me now."
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"You celebrated!"
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"I was pretending to be happy for your benefit."
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"Well, they're in trouble then."
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"By the way, where's Rosie O'Donnell?"
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"She's not here yet."
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"Dan, Danny, come over here. I want you to meet somebody."
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"Hey, by the way, you and Jodi..."
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"- fantastic, great news. - Yeah, yeah."
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"the whole situation,"
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"Oh. Oh, there's nothing to overcome, really."
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"- I know... - I'd be really intimidated by that,"
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"Well, because we don't know what we're doing"
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"They own the equipment, so they know what to do with it."
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"I'd be intimidated, I know that."
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"I always wondered, do you walk around in your bikini at home?"
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"Well, it's rude. You stay for dessert."
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"I need to use the bathroom."
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"I need my base."
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"Who made this up? Where's this rule?"
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"Everybody here seems to know, but the rules don't apply to you?"
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"What am I supposed to do? Sit here for four hours"
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"- so just go. - You're the one who's telling everybody"
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"Hey, where do you think you're going, pal? What are you doing?"
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"Oh, your stutter's gone, jackass!"
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"- Give me a fucking break, asshole. - Stupid ass."
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"- I'll see you in a few hours. - Huh? Few hours?"
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"I gotta tell you, Mr. David, I was thinking about taking the case,"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"How was everything?"
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"- I'll take a dessert on the house. - Okay."
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"No, I just cleaned them."
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"You, my friend, are back in the lesbian bosom."
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"By the looks of things, better than ever."
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