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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Bowtie (S05E05)

"- What do you want? - Get me the chicken."
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"Excuse me."
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"Uh, I'll have the portobello, yeah."
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"- Hey, Sue. - What?"
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"What's with the snub?"
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"Oh, come on, Larry."
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"You're acting like you don't know?"
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"What? I don't know why..."
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"What? What did I do?"
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"Starts with a "J" and it ends with an "I.""
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"Jedi?"
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"- You know... - What?"
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"It's Jodi, okay?"
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"Well, I heard that you just got so excited,"
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"like you were so happy that she wasn't with women anymore."
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"I wasn't really happy for him, I was pretending I was happy for him."
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"- No no no no. - No, I wasn't sincere."
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"I wasn't sincerely excited."
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"- You're not being sincere now. - No, now I'm being sincere."
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"You know, the lesbian community used to revere you."
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"- You used to be such a liberal guy. - I'm liberal."
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"Look what you look like. Look at the bow-tie."
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"Excuse me, excuse me. You know what? I'm sorry."
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"Don't even waste your time talking to this man."
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"He has a racist dog."
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"Okay, I do... the dog is racist."
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"- But I didn't train him to be racist. - Larry, forget about it."
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"How do you know that?"
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"Are you having fun or what?"
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"I told her you were just maybe a little overjoyous"
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"at the fact that she was dating a boy."
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"- Oh, so it's my fault? - Yes it is!"
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"- I don't need benefit! - You need benefit!"
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"- What do I need benefit for? - You need benefit."
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"I'm happy if Jodi's happy. You're overblowing this whole thing."
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"I don't like being snubbed by lesbians."
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"- It's their prerogative. - I'm their biggest supporter."
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"Sure you invited her?"
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"She'll be here."
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"- When? - Soon."
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"Okay."
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"This is Jodi's new boyfriend. This is Larry David."
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"- Hi, how are you? - How are you doing?"
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"- Have a good time. - Okay."
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"Pretty, pretty,"
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"pretty, pretty good."
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"- Yeah. - Terrific."
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"And to have to overcome"
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"- because, you know, we really... - Intimidated?"
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"as much as the women know. You know, it's their equipment."
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"You know what's going on down there?"
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"- I don't have any idea. - I'd like to think I do."
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"That whole area is so mysterious to me, you know?"
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"- I'm just saying it's... - Well, I mean..."
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"The way he talks, you'd think that he's got..."
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"Hey. I think I want to go home."
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"So what? We don't need dessert. Come on."
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"- Then you can go. - So what, dessert? It's no big deal."
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"- I want my own... - Why?"
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"This project demands I get back to my base."
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"- We're not going home... - What's the matter?"
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"- Larry wants to go home... - What..."
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"Cheryl, you need to tell the whole table?"
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"- Why don't you make an announcement? - Hold on here."
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"You've never done that with me at lunch? It's the craziest thing."
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"It's ridiculous. He can use this bathroom."
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"- That's what everybody... - You're a gentile."
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"You'll go in the middle of Fifth Avenue. It's different for Jews."
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"- No, you're at an affair. - What?"
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"- We can leave before dessert. - Better to leave after."
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"No, you do not leave before dessert."
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"and be uncomfortable?"
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"Should I go clean it for you before you go in there?"
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"- It's not even the cleanliness. - Okay, just go."
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"- in the whole place! - Just go!"
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"I'm going to the bathroom."
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"- That's a handicapped stall. - We're waiting in line."
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"I have a stutter,"
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"you pricks!"
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"Stutter my ass! That's for people who can't walk."
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"All right, I'll see you in about 10-15 minutes."
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"- Yeah. - Where are you going?"
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"I'm meeting Julie."
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"- Don't forget to take the dog out. - Hello."
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"Out? What do you mean? Out for a walk or out with me?"
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"Hello, Mr. David."
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"- This is Omar Jones. - Oh, hi."
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"but I got a distressing call today"
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"about your behavior last night at the banquet."
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"According to one of the brothers, you said,"
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"No no, all that happened was I was trying to order"
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"and I couldn't hear the waiter because some of your brothers"
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"were making too much noise at the next table, that's all."
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"How do you even know about this?"
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"We talk, Mr. David. We talk."
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"- Huh. - And what about my bathroom key?"
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"I'm really sorry about that. I'm returning it today, I promise."
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"Well, like I said, I'm gonna have to think about it."
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"Thank you."
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"- Pretty good. - Great."
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"Do you want coffee, dessert, on the house?"
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"- On the house? - Yeah."
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"I'll have a cupcake."
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"- Fabulous. Thank you. - Are those new glasses?"
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"It's nice to have you back, Larry."
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"- I'm back. - You are back."
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"But what... I wonder what turned it around."
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"Oh dear. Uh-oh."
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"- What does Funkhouser want? - I don't know."
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"What did you say to Dan?"
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"What did l... hello, boy."
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"I said, "Dan, this is Larry David." Then I left you."
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"You know, a little small talk, "Hi, how are you doing?"
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"- Where are you from?" and all that. - That's it?"
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"And then, what did I say? I said,"
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"Why didn't you just say, "Hello, I'm Larry. Nice to meet you"?"
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"I said that after hi. I said hi, then I said that."
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"No wonder why they're all being so nice to me in there."
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"They're all smiling at me. Of course, it makes perfect sense."
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"You left my party before dessert!"
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