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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - Trick or Treat (S02E02)

"- Are you nervous? - I'm very nervous."
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"This is my first time I'll sit, and on the screen of a movie..."
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"- I drove by the theater. - And?"
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"You know, I understand what it's like... Thank you."
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"...to do something that you put your heart and soul into."
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"One of the most beautiful bracelets I've made, I have to say."
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"I can't believe you've been..."
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"You just go to..."
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"I think it depends which company you go through."
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"- Are there tons of snakes? - There's tons of everything."
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"No eggs."
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"Yeah, it is a David salad."
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"Do you go through that every time you order that salad?"
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"- And yeah, it is a big deal. - So..."
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"- He's told this many times. - Oh, my God!"
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"and there was a time he was at the Drake Hotel..."
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"I can tell you this, I'm not gonna do it again if you're at the table."
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"Right. Amazon."
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"South Africa. Beautiful. I've been there, too."
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"He invented Bingo. Are you aware of that?"
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"- We should have sex sometime. - Yes, we should."
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"Really?"
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"...when you're right there and looking at it..."
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"and she came out on the landing and he was conducting this orchestra."
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"I do hate myself, but it has nothing to do with being Jewish."
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"Yes! Hitler's favorite composer!"
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"How can you have this attitude? That you're better?"
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"- Hi, how are you? - What's going on?"
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"- But I'm looking forward to your movie. - I'm so glad you're here."
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"- That's comforting. - He's really obnoxious."
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"Stop it."
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"Congratulations."
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"I can't believe that you had that guy dive into that ice-cold water."
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"I mean it's a biological function."
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"- He was trying to make Cliff feel good. - That's a good thing."
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"I won't play golf with that guy."
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"on the Cobb salad."
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"Oh, my God."
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"That didn't... Oh, no, Shelley."
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"Let me see that."
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"My friend Cliff Cobb lied to me about the Cobb salad!"
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"You do a few and then we'll switch."
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"- How old are you? - Thirteen."
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"Asshole! Fuck you!"
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"Shit."
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"You're standing at the door with a bowl of candy."
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"Not everybody knows your rules."
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"So they had no costumes?"
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"Right, they had no costumes, and for some reason, that really upset him."
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"No they weren't subtle at all. There were no costumes."
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"So she was kind of in a little bit of costume there."
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"It's just a way to... It's a shorthand."
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"and I don't deserve this. "Bald asshole"?"
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"Why don't you give them the candy next time, Larry?"
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"I will not be intimidated. Even on Halloween."
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"Are you playing golf?"
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"What are you doing dressed like that?"
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"- It looks good on you. - That's what people tell me."
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"I went to his office twice, he never came to mine."
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"And I know she's been looking for a show."
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"- How's the golf? - I didn't play golf, Donald."
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"I'm just wearing a shirt. I like this shirt."
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"You don't have to just wear them on the golf course."
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"Yeah, yeah, your wife's birthday."
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"She told me in the restaurant, you propositioned her."
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"- I'm a liar? - You're a two-faced, backstabbing liar."
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"You're dead, you son of a bitch!"
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"It was invented in 1937..."
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"What's he gonna say? I had him dead to rights."
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"- They're not home. - They're not home?"
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"What brings you to our Jewish home?"
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"Postman! Come here! Tell the neighborhood!"
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"Maybe you should have given me some candy!"
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"Happy birthday."
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"You can't play golf today."
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"- You need to get rid of him. - Okay, all right."
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"No."
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"I can't do it."
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"You know what I went through?"
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"Maybe I can play nine. Hold on."
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"- Can I play nine? - No, come on."
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"Come on, just go."
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"I was saying earlier..."
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"my name is the only name up, as sole writing credits."
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"- That is exciting. - It's the first time with an audience."
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"The first screening for... And all my friends."
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"And the industry people as well."
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"- Hey. - Hello."
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"Hi, Cliff."
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"I'm glad you could join us."
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"Sorry I'm late."
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"I just couldn't pick out an outfit."
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"Just stop it."
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"It's actually the truth. I'm not even joking."
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"- And how does it look? - It looks great."
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"The numbers... 30 Below. Instead of spelling that out?"
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"I'm gonna get a picture of that, too."
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"Yes, you have to get a picture."
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"- This is a big night. Yeah! - It is."
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"Very excited."
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"Where did you come up with the idea? Shelley told me something about..."
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"- Cliff Cobb, table of four? - Great."
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"Hey, how's Cheryl's present coming?"
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"Her birthday's on Friday, so I..."
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"- You'll have it before then. - By Thursday?"
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"- No problem. - Great. Thanks so much."
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"I have been trying to get to the Amazon for..."
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"You've got to go. If you've been feeling that way..."
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"Particularly west of the river, north a little, it's unbelievable."
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"And is it just a bunch of people?"
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"Yeah, it's you and guides, in a group. It's a large group."
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"They'll put together different groups to go out there and do it."
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"But that's why you go, right? You're gonna see it and..."
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"Forgot my napkin."
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"You know, it's etiquette."
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"Very important. Must put the napkin on."
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"It seems silly to put a napkin on an old pair of pants."
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"...unless it's some kind of huge emergency."
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"- Are we ready? - Yes, please."
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"Okay, I think I'll have the grilled salmon."
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