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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - Trick or Treat (S02E02)

"Grilled salmon, all right."
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"- Yeah, me, too, actually. Same. - Okay."
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"- I'll have the paella. - Good choice."
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"I think I'm just gonna get a Cobb salad."
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"Okay. Cobb salad."
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"And I want to make just a couple of substitutions if that's okay?"
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"- Sure. - Okay."
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"- I'll get no bacon. - No bacon."
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"Take it easy."
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"Blue cheese on the side."
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"- You sure want a Cobb salad? - You should get something else."
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"I'm getting a David salad."
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"And I'll get agitation, if you can."
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"And if the chef can't do this, if he makes a face at all..."
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"- just come back and let me know. - Okay."
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"- Okay, thank you. - Thank you very much."
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"Sounds like you're having a problem with that of some kind."
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"- Is it a big deal? What's the big deal? - It is. It's my grandfather's salad."
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"It was your grandfather's salad!"
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"- My grandfather created the Cobb salad. - Is that true?"
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"I'm the "Cobb" of Cobb salad."
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"- It's true. - This is a nice little bullshit story."
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"No, I am not lying about this."
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"My grandfather was a chef. He worked all over..."
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"working in Chicago and he would experiment with different combinations."
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"And the word got out."
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"That's how the Cobb salad was born."
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"What? Why is that so hard to believe?"
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"It's just so unbelievable."
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"It's just, so many people do what you just did..."
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"and I just don't understand."
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"No, I apologize. I'm jumpy tonight."
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"The movie, it's..."
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"I was thinking, "What does he give a shit about what I'm ordering in my salad?""
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"Let's... What were we saying? We were talking about what?"
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"I want to get out in the rough."
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"Did I tell you that I have a very good friend that went to South Africa?"
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"He went for a hunting trip."
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"You know, my grandfather's name was Harold Bingo."
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"Do you move your camp or is it a base camp?"
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"I'm not kidding."
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"We can talk about anything, they don't have any idea."
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"Get their own table."
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"Doesn't make a difference."
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"They'll take you out there and get you so close to these animals..."
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"Larry, how you doing?"
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"- How about you? - Playing a lot of golf."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"I don't play golf."
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"- Since when? - I haven't played in a long time."
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"- You don't play golf anymore? - No."
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"Larry, come on."
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"Listen, if you change your mind, let me know, okay?"
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"- Good to see you. - Okay."
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"So glad you could make it to see it. Go get a seat."
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"- Listen, I'm gonna check the house. - Okay."
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"See what's up."
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"What is that? I don't know that."
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"- It's Wagner. - Really?"
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"It's called Siegfried Idyll..."
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"and he wrote it as a birthday present for his wife Cosima."
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"She woke up in the morning and she heard this beautiful music..."
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"- That is so beautiful. - So romantic."
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"Yeah, listen to this."
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"That's pretty."
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"Excuse me."
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"Are you Jewish?"
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"Are you Jewish?"
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"You wanna check my penis? Is that what you wanna do?"
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"My real question is, what were you whistling?"
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"- Hello, Dolly. - No, it's Wagner."
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"- Was it? - Yeah."
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"You, sir, won $100."
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"I wanna know what a Jew is whistling Wagner for..."
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"Do you wanna know?"
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"...when he's one of the great anti-Semites of the world."
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"- You know what you are? - What am I?"
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"- You're a self-loathing Jew. - Am I?"
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"Yes!"
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"No, it doesn't have anything to do with being Jewish."
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"Those millions of Jews were taken to the concentration camps..."
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"with Wagner being played in the background."
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"- Really? - Yes."
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"They got a mental asylum a couple of blocks away."
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"I suggest you go and check yourself in."
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"Where's your Judaism?"
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"Judaism? Where are you?"
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"Where are you, Judaism?"
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"They should put a muzzle on you. You're foaming at the mouth."
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"Please, thank you."
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"That's something you need to think about, all right?"
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"Get a seat. I'm so glad you're here."
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"- Is everything all right? - You know that guy?"
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"- That's Walter. - Walter?"
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"We should get a seat. Come on."
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"Can you keep it down?"
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"Hey, I'm allowed to eat popcorn."
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"I just welled up."
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"Cliff, oh, my gosh!"
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"I mean, perfect."
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"- Great job. - Thank you very much."
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"Fantastic!"
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"- You liked that? - Yeah. I mean, my God!"
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"I know it's freezing 'cause you can see the smoke coming out of his mouth."
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"Is it smoke? What comes out of your mouth in cold water?"
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"- It's breath. - But looks like smoke."
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"You really like that?"
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"- I just told you I like it. - Yeah, all right."
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"- I thought it was good. - Really?"
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"It was good."
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"We should go out for a drink, you guys."
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"Larry, probably not, right?"
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"You have a big day tomorrow. He has to get his sleep."
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"What you got going on tomorrow?"
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"Nothing, I'm just sitting around. I'm not doing anything."
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"- I don't have a big... - We're tired, too."
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"Tomorrow, I'm sitting around. I'm not doing anything."
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"Sitting around?"
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"Listen, thank you for coming."
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"- Hey, great job again. - Hope you liked it."
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