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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - Vehicular Fellatio (S07E07)

"Larry: Oh yeah. - ...But overall we get along pretty good."
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"You know, the cancer, how much..."
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"( sings commercial jingle )"
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"- You remember that commercial? - ( Forcefully ) no."
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"- Ever see that one? - I have a great idea:"
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"There are some great magazines right outside."
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"- Right, since he can't focus. - I would like to discuss with Loretta"
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"- That would so work for me too. - Just in our company."
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"Yeah, maybe you'll find a magazine out there"
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"- All right. Thank you. - Discuss, you two, you sit, you talk."
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"You'll have coffee. You'll discuss."
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"Discuss. You'll talk. You'll do this. You'll do that."
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"- Have some girl time. - You enjoy yourselves, have a good discussion."
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"We'll talk... lat."
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"( Grumbles )"
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"- ( People chatting ) - ( sighs )"
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"- 6:00. - Ah. Mr. trundle?"
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"Oh, right. Take care then."
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"- Okay. - All right."
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"- ( Grunts ) - Larry?"
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"Larry David. Dean. Dean weinstock."
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"- Oh my god. Hey. - Yeah, used to be your next-door neighbor."
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"- Yeah. Hey. - Hey, man. It is so good to see you."
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"- Hey hey. - ( Glasses crunch )"
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"- Whoa! - Oh, Christ!"
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"- Oh my god. - These are... are broken."
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"- Oh, dear. - Thank you."
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"- Oh, man. - It is just so good to see you, man."
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"- That's awesome. - Good to see you."
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"- It's great. - I'm sorry about your glasses."
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"Don't worry about it. I'll send you a bill."
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"Wha... what... you'll what? You'll send me a bill?"
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"- Is that what you said? - Yeah, these are... I don't think these can be fixed."
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"- Wait a second. - Yeah?"
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"- You're gonna send me a bill? - Just for the glasses."
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"- Why? - 'cause they're like $219."
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"I... I didn't break your glasses."
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"It was the hug that broke 'em. It wasn't you specifically..."
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"I didn't inst... I instigated the hug?"
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"No, I came in for a shake and then I saw you make a move for the hug,"
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"- so I went in. - I kinda remember I said the "hey.""
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"I think you're mistaking my "hey" for a hug."
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"Even if I did initiate the hug..."
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"- Yes? Yeah? - Which I didn't,"
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"that still doesn't make me responsible for your glasses."
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"They're your glasses. They're around your neck."
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"With all due respect, I feel like you didn't recognize me"
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"then I did the "hey," then I did the shake,"
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"then you came in and, because you were so embarrassed"
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"you overcompensated by a superstrong hug"
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"- that broke my glasses. - Okay, that's an incredibly idiotic theory."
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"you wanted me to like you, so you hugged me."
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"First of all, I'm not a needy person."
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"Okay? That's number one. I have no needs at all, okay?"
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"I wasn't overcompensating. I don't like you. Why would I want to hug you?"
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"- All right. - I'm not paying for your glasses."
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"I'm not asking you to pay for the glasses."
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"I'm asking you to replace these glasses that you broke."
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"am I not? What's the difference?"
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"I don't know if you know an optometrist. I don't know."
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"- No, I don't know any optometrists. - Well, I didn't think you did"
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"so, in that case, that's why I'm invoicing you."
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"You know I have cancer, right?"
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"You know that's why I'm here."
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"I don't want to have a fight with you."
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"In fact, my doctor said to not have any fights at all."
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"Okay, I'll..."
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"I'll pay for the glasses."
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"I'll pay for the glasses."
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"I appreciate you accepting responsibility."
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"It feels good, right?"
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"I got a pretty good vibe from that doctor."
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"Pretty pretty"
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"pretty pretty good."
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"Yeah. Yeah, what did you guys talk about?"
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"Well, you got to do 'em, you've got to do 'em."
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"- Yeah. - If that's what she said,"
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"you've got to listen to the doctor."
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"Because without your health, you're nothing."
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"Some people are nothing even with health."
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"I fall into that category sometimes."
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"A nothing... a big nothing... and I have health."
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"I would like to go to her lecture tomorrow."
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"( Doorbell rings )"
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"What can I do for you?"
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"You killed another relationship."
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"This is maybe the most special one I ever had."
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"Really? The last one was special."
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"I made a mistake on that one."
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"There have been quite a few special girls."
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"I've made mistakes. Not this one."
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"This one's more special?"
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"This is the most special."
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"- No question about it? - No question about it."
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"Is she the most special out of all the special girls you've taken out?"
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"- I think she might be. - Really?"
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"That's right, and she needs an apology."
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"Okay? So come on."
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"What do you want me to say?"
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"- Okay, fine. - Thank you."
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"You'd better get me out of this."
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"Hey, Beverly. I... honestly,"
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"I am so sorry about what happened in the restaurant"
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"but, um..."
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"You're right on my neck here. Just back up a little bit."
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"- You're breathing down my neck. - Sorry, I'm..."
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"Anyway, I'm really sorry."
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"About not kissing you in the restaurant. That was bad."
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"before you got to the restaurant, so that's why..."
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"- what?! Jeff said... Jeff said what? - What did you say?"
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"What is this? What, am I in grade three or something?"
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"- so I was excited, so it slipped out. - I know! I can tell!"
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"You're not gonna have one for another fucking five years!"
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"( Tires screech )"
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"Why the fuck would you do something like that, huh?"
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"- What? You told me to tell the truth. - Are you fucking crazy?"
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"- Tell the truth? - Yeah."
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"for Christ's' sake! That's what the truth would have been!"
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"What? No no no. I made up the cold sore"
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"'cause I didn't want to kiss her! Anyway, you went like this!"
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