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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - Vehicular Fellatio (S07E07)

"Jeff and susie got me this GPS..."
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"- Bam! There it is. - Why would you manufacture a product that you can't open?"
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"'Cause I have cancer"
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"- and I want you to drive me. - You do have cancer."
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"But how does it affect your driving?"
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"- to have cancer? - I know what it feels like"
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"Noon tomorrow."
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"I'm going to dinner tonight"
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"with Jeff, susie and Lewis and his new girlfriend."
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"- Do you wanna go? - Any black people gonna be there?"
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"- Could you just get me another tea? - Sure."
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"- And it's time to make my juice. - I'll be back."
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"He's a little depressed right now."
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"a Maverick in the field of cancer treatment."
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"Her newest book is titled "walking out on cancer.""
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"- ( TV audience applauds ) - Dr. Phil: Now, Dr. trundle,"
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"Well, someone who is impatient,"
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"Drink it up. You're doing great."
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"I'm gonna trust you on this one, l.D."
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"and when I get a feeling..."
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"( Beeping )"
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"Oh, great. Anyway, so happy birthday."
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"- He didn't say she was ugly. - I knew it was like that!"
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"- Oh, hey. - Just in time."
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"and you've got to swear to secrecy."
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"she blew him in the car."
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"Oh, look who finally comes over."
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"Hi. Larry. Hi."
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"Where have you guys been, huh?"
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"- There's no bread, the service sucks. - No bread."
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"I'd love a drink. What... what is that? That looks interesting."
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"- Pomegranate juice, blueberry juice. - Uh-huh."
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"No bites, no sips. Yeah."
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"- I've got the next one, buddy. - Do you?"
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"What about that nav system we gave you?"
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"What a piece of crap."
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"Pretention masquerading as art... That's what you've got there."
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"She wanted to kiss you goodbye like an aunt in Brooklyn"
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"Larry!"
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"- You got x-acto knives? - Sure, right here."
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"Oh, okay. Can I see that red one?"
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"When you said that shit to him,"
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"that's implying that I'm fucking her."
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"I've been kung-fuing that ass for a while now."
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"- Fix this shit. Fix it! - I'm not fixing anything."
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"- Thank you, Dr. trundle. - Without a doubt."
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"And there's something that's happening tomorrow night."
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"What is it exactly?"
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"a happy, healthy, committed relationship?"
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"No, I wasn't referring to you at all."
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"Bald people are not blessed?"
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"some very intimate, personal things that, as a woman,"
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"in terms of self-image, I think would be better discussed..."
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"I'll be out there. You'll be here."
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"You're gonna need to hear something very difficult right now."
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"- Yeah. - I saw your picture on your wife's desk."
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"Tell me, how's Cheryl? How's... where'd you guys move to?"
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"Okay, yeah. - ...But you were the one who instigated the hug."
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"I think, because you're a needy person,"
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"Okay, you send me the invoice. I'm going to rip it up into tiny little pieces"
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"- and I might even pee on it. - Why... why are we fighting in here?"
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"We're fighting because you're a moron. That's why we're fighting."
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"You'll replace the glasses."
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"Yeah, she's pretty smart."
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"She told me there's certain things I've got to do to make sure I get well."
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"You know what? I'll drive you. How about that?"
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"- I did? - That's right, and a very special one, too."
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"I don't... tell her the truth... you know, the thing."
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"- What's wrong? - Would you back up, please?"
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"But Jeff told me that you gave Lewis a blowjob in the car"
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"Blowjob? What the fuck are you talking about?"
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"Look, I haven't had a blowjob in about five years,"
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"I thought the truth was that you had a cold sore"
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"That's the sign for blowjob. That's a blowjob sign."
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"That's a blowjob, buddy, where I come from. Yeah."
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"Why couldn't you just kiss her goodbye like a human being?"
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"Eh, you take a bus."
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"- Why? - Come on."
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"- That's what it looks like. - Oh my gosh!"
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"- Sure. Okay. - It's a check for his glasses."
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"- Mr. David. - Hello."
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"- You here alone? - Yeah."
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"was because you recognized"
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"But the fact is we're talking about a woman's life"
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"and I was looking for the cell phone."
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"- You think I blew him? - ( Yelling )"
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"You have nothing better in your mind than that?!"
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"- My shoes are in there. - Alton's here!"
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"- What? - Alton's at the front door!"
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"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Just forgive me."
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"( Sighs )"
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"Okay. Now come on. Get in the car. Get in the car."
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"We getting the hell out of here and we ain't never coming back."
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"Give your ass a little bit of a taste of chocolate,"
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"That's right. I saw your ass,"
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"Somebody got on your ass. What happened?"
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"They're not coming back."
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"In my fucking room."
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"I'm on my way to Michael York's."
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"Otherwise, I'll talk to you tomorrow."
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"Oh my god."
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"- Jesus Christ! - Larry!"
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"She was giving you a blowjob?!"
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"- It's in the car! - Go get it! Go get it!"
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"- Come on! - Get the fucking knife!"
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"Susie: Oh my god, I smell gas!"
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"( Yelling )"
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"Fuck! Ah!"
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"- ( Yelling ) - l.D.!"
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"- Yeah. - Are you kidding me?"
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"( Theme music playing )"
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"( Grunts )"
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"( Yelling )"
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"Fuck. Fucker."
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"( Yelling )"
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"- ( Loretta yelling ) hey, l.D.! - What?"
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"I need you upstairs... now."
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"Yo, l.D.! Where you at?"
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"L.d., what channel is that e! Channel on?"
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