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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - Vehicular Fellatio (S07E07)

"Is it so hard? Is it a lot of work?"
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"- Well, tugging, sucking. - Tugging."
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"It's a lot of work. I wouldn't want to do it."
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"It is a job. No wonder why they don't like it."
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"- Hey. Hello. - Hi. Beverly."
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"- Huh? Oh, you know... - Just talking, catching up."
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"- We're sitting here for like an hour... - Yeah, sorry."
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"- That drink. - Mmm mmm mmm... pomegranate surprise."
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"You're gonna love it... Antioxidants, Tequila."
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"It's fabulous. Mmm."
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"- Mmm mmm. - Lewis: Look at the salt on that rim."
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"- Here. Come on, give it a try. - No no. No, thanks."
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"- I think you'll like it. - I don't think so. Thank you."
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"- Take a little sip. - No! No."
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"I don't like to take sips."
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"I don't. I don't take bites either."
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"- Oh, hey, bread. Fabulous. - Susie: Finally."
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"- Look at this. - About time."
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"I'm starving."
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"Susie: Thank you, lar. Very nice of you."
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"A pleasure. Pleasure."
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"You going to Michael York's party?"
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"Michael York's party. You know, I really love Michael York,"
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"but the guy... he lives in the boondocks. I'll never find the place."
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"Great gift, and thank you so much."
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"I couldn't open... I couldn't open the package."
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"- Susie: What do you mean? - It comes... it's entombed in this plastic."
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"I was stabbing it with a knife. It's impossible."
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"There's a tab. You pull the tab."
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"- No, there was no tab, susie. - No perforation?"
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"- No, no perforation... nothing. - Just get an x-acto knife"
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"- or a box cutter, okay? - There you go."
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"- A box cutter? - Jeff: Yes."
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"Who am I, Mohamed atta? I gotta buy a box cutter?"
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"- I mean it's crazy. - We're late. We're gonna go see "last tango in Paris,""
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"- my favorite film, for the hundredth time. - Oh my, "last tango in Paris.""
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"( Mimics Brando ) "put butter up my ass.""
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"I mean, is that supposed to be a movie?"
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"You know nothing about foreign films or anything. It's all about you."
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"- We've gotta go. We're gonna miss the film. - Have you seen it?"
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"- Susie, nice to meet you. - Bye, Beverly. You too."
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"- Oh, Larry. - Ah!"
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"What's the problem with you?"
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"- What? - Since you arrived,"
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"you've just been... weird."
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"- What? No. - Yeah, I was just so looking forward to meeting..."
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"Holy sh..."
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"What the fuck did you do?"
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"She wanted you to have a little drink. You wouldn't take it."
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"at a seder. You can't even do that?"
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"What is she, a leper, for Christ's sake?"
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"- All right, you want to know why? - Yes, I want to know why."
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"( Silent ) - come on, tell me the truth. Don't lie to me."
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"- You know, don't lie. - No, 'cause I have..."
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"Okay, I have a cold sore and I didn't want to kiss her."
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"- You have a cold sore? - Yeah."
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"And I was... I was embarrassed."
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"- So why didn't you tell her? - I was embarrassed."
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"- I'm sorry. - Lewis: Uh-huh."
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"I'll never get laid again."
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"Just tell the whole restaurant."
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"- ( Bells ring ) - hey, Larry!"
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"- Sure thing. - Jeez, I can't open the vacuum-sealed packaging."
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"- It's impossible. You can't open it. - Oh yeah."
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"- I'll take this one. - Okay."
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"- ( Bells ring ) - Larry."
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"Why'd you tell alton I was fucking his wife?"
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"What? Come here. What are you saying?"
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"You told alton I'm fucking his wife?"
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"No, I said that you said that his wife was beautiful,"
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"and that's all I said. That's all I said."
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"- Well, just tell him that you're not. - But I am!"
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"- You are? - I'm tapping that ass!"
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"- What is wrong with you? - Said, fucking that ass... they're the same thing."
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"Why do you fool around with married women?"
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"- Ass is ass, Larry. - Ass is not ass."
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"- Ass is fucking ass, Larry. It's what the fuck I do. - No, it's not."
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"Well, you don't have to tap every ass."
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"Do you? Do you have to tap every ass?"
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"What the fuck we gonna do right now?"
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"- What do you mean "we"? - Alton's gonna fuck somebody up."
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"I have nothing to do with this! I'm not tapping anybody!"
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"You're tapping! I'm not tapping!"
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"You are combined in this shit with me now, god damn it."
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"We are lego. We are a fucking lego set right now."
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"We are fucking interlocked together. We fucked her."
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"Get away from me. Get out of here."
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"$10."
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"First of all, Loretta, I want to say"
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"how sorry I am to hear about your diagnosis,"
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"but I want you to know that we're gonna get you through this..."
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"( Sputtering )"
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"I'm actually giving a talk on coping strategies..."
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"You ever do that? -...For newly-diagnosed patients and I think..."
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"It's like how horses do it, right?"
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"How long have you all been together? This seems..."
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"It's been about a..."
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"like a fairly new relationship."
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"- It's been about a year now. - About a year?"
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"How... how would you describe these artifacts?"
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"- That's African art. - African?"
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"- Really? Hey... African. - Yes."
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"What, I'm supposed to have a connection to her 'cause I'm black?"
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"Duh!"
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"Mr. David, please have a seat,"
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"- so I can just finish up the history here. - Sure. Okay, sure."
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"So are you all in what you would call"
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"A happy and a healthy new year to you."
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"A happy and a healthy... - no, we're talking about our relationship right now."
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"- Okay, yes. - We... we get along most of the time."
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"Who's this guy? Is that your husband?"
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"Yes. - Oy, he's got some healthy head of hair, this one."
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"Yes, he was blessed follicly, yes."
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"Oh, he was blessed. So, what? I'm unblessed. Is that what you're saying?"
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"This has nothing to do with you."
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"We don't belong on the same planet as the blessed hairs?"
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"Now, as I was saying, the type of relationship that you have,"
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"do you feel that your relationship is..."
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"Larry: Ooh. - ...In a comfortable, easy place?"
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"We have differences and things like that..."
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