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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - Vehicular Fellatio (S07E07)

"- I can't find it. - I don't know."
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"You called me up to ask me about the e! Channel?"
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"I am so sorry that you had to make such a long trek up here."
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"I'm sitting here suffering with cancer and you had to walk up"
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"some little stairs. Sorry about that, l.D."
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"Look at this. Look at this. I can't open those packages."
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"L.d., I've got an appointment tomorrow at noon"
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"to get my hair and my nails done."
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"- I want you to take me. - At noon?"
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"- Mm-hmm. - Okay, cannot do it. Sorry."
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"- Why can't you? - I'm supposed to play golf tomorrow."
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"Well, just move it to another time."
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"I can't move it to another time."
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"Can you play before or after?"
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"Well, why don't you drive?"
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"Yes, I do."
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"I don't think the doctor would want me to drive,"
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"so I would prefer for you to take me."
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"The doctor didn't say anything about driving."
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"- L.d., I have an appointment at noon. - Should we call the doctor"
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"and maybe ask about the driving?"
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"Just to... - l.D., do you know what it feels like"
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"to be with someone who has cancer."
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"Ooh, so that's why you should have compassion"
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"and tomorrow at noon take me to my appointment."
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"- Okay. Okay. - Good. Glad we're clear about that."
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"No golf."
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"- No. - Why would I want to go?"
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"No, I... I don't wanna go."
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"Oh! L.D., hold on."
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"Hey, man, let me talk to you about something real quick."
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"Hey, I've got a friend named alton, right."
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"- Who? Alton? - Alton. Alton."
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"Big "Seinfeld" fan... Loved the freaking show."
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"Trying to, you know... maybe you could give him a call on his birthday?"
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"- He's a big "Seinfeld" fan? - Big "Seinfeld" fan!"
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"- Fucking loves the show, man. - Wow."
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"Got a fine-ass wife. Wife fine as hell..."
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"- Really? Really? - Sick fine. I'm talking sick fine."
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"- Gorgeous? - Sick meaning "good.""
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"- I got it. Yeah. Yeah. - You get that shit, right?"
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"I've never seen the damn show myself,"
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"- Well... all right, fine. - You'll give him a call?"
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"- I'll call him later. - If you can give him a fucking call..."
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"Leave the phone number on my dresser."
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"I'll leave the number for you. He's gonna fucking flip out,"
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"him and his fine-ass fucking wife."
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"Well, my next guest is, to say the least,"
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"Please say hello to Dr. Karen trundle."
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"how does somebody walk out on cancer?"
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"Trundle: I do believe that a patient's personal relationships"
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"can contribute to their cancer,"
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"just like living next to a toxic waste dump can actually cause cancer."
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"If I determine that a patient of mine"
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"is in a toxic relationship with their spouse,"
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"I will counsel them to leave that spouse."
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"When we're talking about a toxic spouse,"
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"we're talking about what?"
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"someone who's obnoxious,"
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"someone who is petty and argumentative,"
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"and obsesses over meaningless details"
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"at the expense of a harmonious relationship."
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"Okay, so you're telling me if you met with a new patient"
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"and you saw that they were married to a person like that..."
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"I would counsel them to leave and to never look back."
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"( Dr. Phil chuckles ) and that's how they walk out on cancer?"
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"We've got a couple of your patients here..."
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"Hey, I heard about this great doctor"
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"and I took the Liberty of making an appointment for you..."
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"For us, actually, because I have to go too."
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"So what wrong with the doctor I've got?"
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"but get a second opinion."
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"- Where'd you find out about this doctor? - A friend of mine."
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"- A friend of yours? - Mm-hmm."
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"- Who? - Phil."
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"- Phil who? - Phil kreel... Ton."
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"Okay, all right. Second opinion."
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"I've got a very good feeling about this doctor,"
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"- You've got a feeling. - I get a feeling."
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"Thanks for the look out, l.D."
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"- Man: Hello? - Oy, alton, this is Larry David."
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"- Who? Larry? - Larry David from the "Seinfeld" show."
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"Larry... oh, Larry David?"
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"I'm a friend of Leon's. He told me to give you a call."
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"- He said it was your birthday. - Oh, man!"
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"I can believe you're calling me."
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"- Happy birthday, alton. - That's amazing."
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"Man, "Seinfeld" is one of my favorite shows of all time."
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"- Thank you. - And, you know, Leon said you were a little depresse."
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"Yeah. - Although then he said your wife was beautiful,"
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"so I don't know what you have to be depressed about, really."
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"What... what do you mean about my wife?"
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"What? My w... why is he talking about my wife?"
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"He's not talking about your wife. He just said she was beautiful."
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"Yeah, okay. Well, I know she's beautiful"
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"but why is Leon telling you that my wife is beautiful?"
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"- He's complimenting her. - That's not a compliment!"
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"That's like another man looking at another man's woman."
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"I've seen them together at the house talking,"
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"- always laughing. I knew it! - All right, you know what?"
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"- I'm gonna take off. - Yo, is he there?!"
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"- Anyway, it's great talking to you. - Put him on the phone!"
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"Happy birthday and good luck. See you around."
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"Where you at right now? Tell me where you at! - ( Beeps )"
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"( Phone clatters )"
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"- Hey, I... I... - Hey."
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"- We just sat down. - Oh, is that Lewis's new girlfriend?"
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"Yeah. Yeah yeah. She's beautiful, huh?"
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"- Larry: It's not gonna last. - Jeff: You're not gonna believe this"
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"- You swear to secrecy? - Come on, I'm a vault."
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"On the way over here,"
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"Oh yeah. Oh yeah."
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"- Blowjob in the car? - While he's driving."
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"Wow, how gentile."
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"Not gonna get that close to her, I can tell you that."
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"- Okay okay. - By the way, I don't approve of a blowjob in the car at all."
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"- What about handjobs? - Any kind of job is dangerous."
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"It has to affect the driver. I can't deny it."
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"I think it should be illegal, frankly."
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"By the way, why do they call it a job?"
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