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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S01E01)

"What do you say?"
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"- What do you say? - Yes. No. I don't know."
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"Those are the three options."
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"I mean, I come home, I was gonna watch Jeopardy,"
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"and there's a string quartet,"
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"and I have to pee."
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"- Well, go ahead, we'll wait. - Great."
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"Yeah, 'cause when we talked earlier, you said there'd be pizza."
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"No, I said I'd get you a pizza afterwards."
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"Look, could we talk about this later?"
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"- I'm sort of professing my love here. - Sure."
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"We're not getting any pizza."
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"Okay. Let's talk."
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"Okay."
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"Hey, you guys wanna take five? All right."
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"Thanks, guys, we just need a minute. Sort of a big life decision."
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"Love the blue instruments, though. Kind of an inside joke."
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"Thanks."
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"- You're crazy. - Right. Come on."
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"You know that I have. But let's look at this, okay?"
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"We only just started being friends again."
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"I know. But come on."
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"And... And we want different things. That's still there. That's not going away."
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"I mean, what if we do this and it doesn't work out"
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"and I'd lose you as a friend?"
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"I gotta think about this."
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"Okay, fine. Think about it on the plane."
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"Let's go to Paris for the weekend. I'm serious."
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"- I'm kidding. I'm serious. - I can't go to Paris. I'm going camping."
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"- Well, I thought that thing was canceled. - Well, it's back on."
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"- Since when? - Since like an hour ago."
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"Sending the storm back out into the Atlantic."
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"So it's blue skies this weekend."
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"But that blue sky isn't without at least one cloud."
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"I'm sorry to announce that one week from today"
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"I will be leaving Metro News 1,"
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"It has been an honor to bring you the news each night,"
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"and read the paper to you each morning."
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"I will always treasure it. Good night, New York."
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"MAN: And we're clear."
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"We're not co-workers. Will you please have dinner with me?"
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"- Oh, congratulations. - Congratulations, yourself."
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"- What do you mean? - Well, Joe asked me"
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"who I thought should replace me as lead anchor."
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"I told him you."
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"Wow. Thanks."
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"And, yes."
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"- Yes, what? - Yes, let's go get dinner."
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"How about this weekend on the camping trip?"
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"I roast a mean weenie."
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"You're kidding me. No way. Don't go on this thing."
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"Ted, I have to go. It's a company camping trip."
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"Really? Because it also kind of sounds like a date with Sandy"
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"and his weenie."
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"- I mean, is this not a date? - I don't know."
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"- So, what, you actually like this guy now? - I don't know."
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"- Are you gonna hook up with him? - I don't know."
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"- Yes, you do. - No, Ted, I don't."
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"And you know what? That's okay."
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"I don't plan out every second of my life, like you do."
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"What is all of this?"
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"I mean, why can't you just say, "Hey, Robin, let's go get some sushi?""
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"No, it has to be a string quartet, and Paris, and flowers, and chocolates,"
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"and "Let's spend the rest of our lives together.""
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"(EXCLAIMS) Don't you think we're a little past sushi at this point?"
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"Live in the world, make a mistake. Make this mistake."
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"I need to think about this."
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"Fine."
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"I can't do this anymore. I need an answer."
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"If you want me to say yes right now, I can't do that."
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"Well, if it's not yes then it's a no."
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"Then I guess it's not meant to be."
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"- Nice try, buddy. - Good hustle out there."
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"Look at the bright side. At least you got some closure."
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"She's made her choice, and you can finally move on."
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"(BARNEY AND LILY EXCLAIMING)"
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"You sat here, in this very booth, and you said..."
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"She can't say it's not meant to be. It is meant to be."
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"And you know why? 'Cause I mean it to be."
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"(STAMMERING)"
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"- Unpause? - Unpause."
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"OLDER TED; Let's pause,"
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"See, Marshall and Lily had a rule that at any point during a fight,"
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"they could pause and take a break, Their fights often lasted for days,"
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"- A painting fellowship? - I was never gonna take it."
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"- In California? - I was never gonna take it."
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"Ted, she is going on that camping trip."
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"Dude, barring some act of God,"
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"Robin's gonna be with Sandy this weekend."
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"Fine."
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"If an act of God is what it takes, then an act of God it is."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I'm gonna make it rain."
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"I can't let Robin go camping with this guy."
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"So how do I keep that from happening? Simple. I make it rain."
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"Ted, do you want me to slap you again? 'Cause I kind of enjoyed it the first time."
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"I am definitely crazy right now. But I have a plan."
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"That girl you used to go out with, Penelope."
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"Wasn't she getting her PhD in Native American culture?"
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"- Yeah. - Are you still in touch with her?"
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"we still get together like once a month to chat and catch up,"
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"and of course I'm not in touch with her!"
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"She's gonna teach me how to do a rain dance."
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"- A dance to make it rain. - Yes."
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"- No, we are not! - Yes, we are!"
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"Ted, you're forcing me to be the voice of reason."
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"And it's not a good look for me!"
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"- Why the hell should I help you? - Come on."
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"I know it didn't work out between us, but we did have a relationship."
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"We had sex twice in your car and then you dumped me."
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"How is that a relationship?"
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"Twice?"
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"Barney, there is no way I am..."
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"(MAN SHUSHING)"
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"Seriously, come on."
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"Penelope, I really need to make it rain this weekend."
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"Why?"
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"There's this girl..."
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"(SCOFFS) "There's this girl?""
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