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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S01E01)

"You know, the traditional rain dance is a sacred prayer to nature."
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"I don't think the Great Spirit looks too kindly on white dudes"
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"If it doesn't rain this weekend, she's gonna end up with the wrong guy."
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"Please."
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"- This wrong guy, is he a huge jackass? - Absolutely."
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"- Kind of like Barney? - Kind of."
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"- Hey. - You hit on my mom."
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"We weren't exclusive."
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"I'm in."
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"OLDER TED; And so the three of us headed to the roof of my building,"
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"Crouch down and bend over a little bit."
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"Wow, it took five shots of tequila to get you in that position."
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"I will throw you off this roof."
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"So much of your mom in you."
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"And she's been throwing up ever since."
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"So how'd she manage to eat so much chocolate?"
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"Remember that guy, Ted, that I was telling you about?"
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"Well, I came home and I found him waiting in my apartment"
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"with a string quartet and roses and chocolates..."
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"Oh, that's so sweet."
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"Okay, yes, it's sweet in theory. But isn't it also kind of crazy?"
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"I mean, a string quartet in my living room."
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"- Who does that? - Nobody does that."
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"- Exactly. - No, honey. Nobody does that."
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"But I guess I'm just a hopeless romantic."
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"I'm gonna put my hand up your dog now."
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"(WHIMPERING)"
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"So you're saying you would forbid me from going."
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"Forbid? Who said forbid?"
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"I was just reminding you that there's this wedding coming up in a couple of months,"
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"and I was kind of hoping you'd save the date."
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"Look for me, I'll be the guy in the awesome suit."
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"I mean, come on, Lily, it's what you've always wanted."
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"Yeah, but there's a lot of things I've always wanted"
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"and I haven't done any of them."
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"I'm sorry. I just need to do this before settling down forever."
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"from "I was never gonna do it" to "I need to do this.""
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"Did I leave the room at some point? When did that happen?"
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"Oh, maybe when you said you wouldn't let me do it."
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"I never said that!"
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"You know, if you're having these kind of doubts now,"
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"what's gonna change in three months?"
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"Maybe we just shouldn't get married at all."
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"Maybe not."
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"- Pause. - Pause."
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"- So are you just like starving? - Totally."
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"Red Lobster?"
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"Oh, lobster, lobster, lobster, you are delicious."
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"Oh, God, I love butter sauce. There's nothing bad about it."
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"Say something bad about butter sauce, I dare you."
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"I wouldn't dare."
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"Marshall, no."
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"We're on pause. There's no crying in pause land."
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"Pause land is a magical place"
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"with popcorn shrimp mounds and butter sauce rivers."
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"Ted, this is funny."
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"Still funny."
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"Still... And now it's sad."
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"Hey, Penelope, you sure I'm doing this right?"
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"I think so."
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"Does it look anything like a real rain dance?"
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"I think so."
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"Hey, Penelope, have you ever actually seen a rain dance performed?"
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"No."
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"- No? - I've read extensively on the subject."
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"First-hand accounts, theoretical criticisms, anthropological..."
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"Have you ever seen a rain dance?"
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"I've seen a film strip."
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"I'm getting brain surgery from some guy who's seen a couple episodes of ER,"
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"I can't believe this."
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"We've been up here for the past hour making complete asses of ourselves."
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"What do you mean "we," white man?"
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"How did we get here?"
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"A couple of days ago, the biggest problem in my life was,"
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""Did Ted eat the last pudding snack pack in the fridge?""
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"- Think there's still one left. - Dibs."
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"- Unpause? - Unpause."
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"It's just something I'm going through."
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"I'm not asking you to understand it. I'm not asking you to be happy about it."
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"I'm just asking you to support it."
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"Look, I want to, Lily, okay?"
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"I really do. But I just can't."
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"- Why not? - Because you're scaring the hell out of me."
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"That's why not."
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"What if you decide to go be a painter,"
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"and then you realize I don't fit into your life anymore,"
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"and three months becomes forever?"
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"Can you promise me that that's not gonna happen?"
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"- Marshall... - 'Cause if you can't promise me that,"
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"we should just break up right now."
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"I'm not gonna wait around for three months"
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"just to have my heart ripped out."
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"Can you promise me that that's not gonna happen?"
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"- Pause. - No, Lily, we cannot pause this anymore."
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"Can you promise me that that's not gonna happen?"
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"Thank you."
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"Hey, Ted, what you doing?"
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"A rain dance."
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"Look, I highly doubt the Great Spirit's a stickler for choreography."
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"She's leaving in half an hour."
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"(WHOOSHING)"
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"Dude, these are your awesome years, you're wasting them on this girl."
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"- This isn't gonna work. - Yeah. I know that."
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"- Well, then why are you doing it? - Because I love her."
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"I love her!"
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"I told her that the first night we went out,"
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"and here it is, eight months later, and nothing's changed."
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"So, yes, I know this isn't gonna work."
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"But it has to work!"
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"This is Ted Mosby talking!"
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"Give me some rain!"
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"Come on!"
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"Come on!"
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"(LAUGHING JUBILANTLY)"
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"Pushing the front back into the tri-state area,"
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"and giving Manhattan one of its worst storms"
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"in over a decade,"
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"How about that? He did it."
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"Oh, thank God you're here."
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