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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S01E01)

"So Tropical Storm Willie is gonna be with us at least until Monday."
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"If it's yes, great."
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"I am going to make her"
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"TED; I stole a blue French horn for her, and it almost worked,"
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"She should be here any second. So..."
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"Do I have an extra key to your apartment?"
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"I'm pleased to inform you that we've accepted your application"
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"So this is me, just saying it."
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"I'm crazy about you. I think we should be together."
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"- Ted, this is so... - I know."
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"- Sandy, Robin? - Thanks, Lou."
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"- You're leaving? - There. I quit my job."
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"I'm joking. I got offered a job at CNN."
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"They're announcing it next week. Act surprised."
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"- I don't plan out every... - Oh, really?"
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"It's like you're floating out in space. Touch the ground, Robin."
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"Screw that. This ain't over."
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"I don't care what I said. This is gonna happen."
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"I might be crazy right now. No, you know what?"
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"Well, you're gonna need to get in touch with her."
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"- Did you just say a rain dance? - Yes."
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"- A rain dance? - Yes."
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"Penelope, this is the girl I love."
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"So now we've gone"
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"Terrific. Look, I should run."
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"Look, I know this sucks."
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"Marshall, I love you."
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"That's just a great use of the pause function, baby."
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"Dude, that's not a rain dance. That's a fat kid with a bee in his pants."
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"It's the thought that counts."
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"(YELLING) Do you hear me, universe?"
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"Robin. Hey, Robin."
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"You have to come down here."
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"OLDER TED; And that's how Robin and I ended up together,"
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"Turns out all I had to do was make it rain,"
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"the people looked the same, it all looked the same,"
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"OLDER TED; It was May of 2006 in New York City, and life was good,"
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"But everything was about to change,"
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"So what do you think?"
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"Robin again?"
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"Ted, the universe clearly does not want you and Robin to be together."
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"Don't piss off the universe. The universe will slap you."
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"Don't you think the universe"
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"has more important things to worry about than my dating life?"
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"Unless your dating life is the glue holding the entire universe together."
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"Whoa, chills. Anybody else get chills?"
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"Look, I realize we've been down this road before,"
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"but the fact is, whatever I do, it all keeps coming back to Robin."
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"So I gotta do this."
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"- What the hell? - That wasn't me."
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"That was the universe."
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"OLDER TED; The funny thing was, at that very moment,"
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"A storm,"
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"It's gonna rain cats and dogs, folks."
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"So don't step in a poodle."
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"- Sandy, Robin? - Thanks, Lou."
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"Boy, too bad."
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"Our big Metro News 1 camping trip was gonna be this weekend."
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"Yeah, but camping out in the rain? No fun. Muddy. Yuck."
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"Guess we'll have to take a rain check."
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"And we'll check in with you tomorrow, New York."
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"Have a great night."
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"MAN: And we're clear."
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"Bummer. I was hoping to finally have sex with you this weekend, Scherbatsky."
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"Well, I'd give you the "I don't date co-workers" speech again,"
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"but, God, you must have that son-of-a-bitch memorized by now."
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"Shame, though. It was a pretty hot show tonight."
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"really got my freak juice flowing."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"Dude, he is right."
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"How many times do you have to watch this crash and burn"
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"- before you say, "Enough"? - One more. One more time."
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"One more big, beautiful, stupid, romantic gesture"
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"and then, whatever she says, yes or no, that's it."
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"If it's no, then I am done going after Robin forever."
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"So what's this big, beautiful, romantic gesture?"
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"a mix CD."
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"No, I'm kidding. I got a plan."
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"Lily, I'm gonna need the spare key to Robin's apartment."
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"I see where this is going."
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"Ted, waiting naked in a girl's bed"
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"wearing whipped cream undies does not work."
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"Usually. The setting, Martha's Vineyard, 1999."
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"Universe."
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"So this plan you speak of."
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"Remember the first night Robin and I went out?"
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"Yeah, dude, that was awesome. But how are you ever gonna top that?"
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"We're pretty hungry. When do we get our pizza?"
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"Enough with the..."
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"We'll go get pizza later, all right? Just stay..."
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"(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)"
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"(SIGHING)"
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"ROBIN: Damn it."
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"- Hello? - Hey, Lily."
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"I'm locked out of my apartment. I need to come pick up my extra key."
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"Extra key?"
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"Yes, I gave it to you."
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"Oh, right. That key. Yeah, I lost it."
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"Great. Now I gotta go to the locksmith."
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"No. Wait."
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"Maybe you should just knock."
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"Knock?"
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"Lily, my dogs aren't that well-trained."
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"(ROBIN CHA TTERING ON PHONE)"
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"Hello, Lily, This is Janet Kagen,"
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"at the Russell House Art Foundation here in San Francisco,"
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"for our summer fellowship,"
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"We look forward to hearing from you, Bye-bye,"
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"Robin, I gotta go. Just knock, okay?"
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"Summer fellowship?"
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"Just knock. Okay."
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"(GASPS)"
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"Robin. I've sort of said this already."
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"I mean, I've half-said it. I've tried to say it and I've said it badly."
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"With strings."
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