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Clips from The Simpsons - The Frying Game (S13E13)

"Oh, Homer, I feel like I'm talking to Bennett Cerf."
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"Yeah, I've gotten a lot of compliments about my talking."
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"Before you go, would you mind opening this jar of butter pickles?"
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"My pleasure."
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"Oh, my. You're as strong as you are handsome."
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"And I can ride my bike real fast."
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"Aren't you a wonder?"
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"Can I call you the next time I need a muscular he-man?"
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"Hey! I'm not running an employment service, you old..."
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"Oh, you mean me? I'd be delighted."
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"Yello? Hi, Mrs. Bellamy."
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"No, I'm not doing anything. I can mow your lawn."
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"Cover for me."
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"Hello? Uh-huh."
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"Yes, Mrs. Bellamy. I'll be right there."
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"That woman is taking advantage of you."
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"And we need you to do things around here."
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"The oven light is out."
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"And you never finished filling up the aquarium."
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"Marge, I can't say no to a helpless old lady."
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"They put spells on you!"
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"Fine. I'll go talk to her."
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"Homer's family needs him, too. And that's that!"
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"Oh, Marge, you're such a good woman"
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"to care so much about your husband."
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"All I have left of my Chester is his tattered old Army jacket."
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"Let me sew that up for you."
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"Make sure you double stitch."
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"Then do these socks."
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"Darn her socks? I say darn her!"
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"I'll do them and then I'm out of here."
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"Did you hear that Gertie had a terrible fall outside the thrift store?"
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"Oh! She would fall there!"
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"Hey, who do I have to gum to get a refill?"
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"Freshen your drinks, ladies?"
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"Laxative?"
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"Yeah."
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"Mother, may I read a magazine while I wait in the car?"
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"Don't you read enough at school, bookworm?"
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"I am so sick of doing her dirty work."
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"She's taking advantage of us, Homer!"
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"The Missus prefers you call me Simpson."
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"She's got a set of lungs on her."
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"Are you all right?"
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"That man took my diamond necklace."
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"Don't worry. You're gonna be just fine."
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"Okay."
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"Oh, my gosh. She's dead!"
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"So let me get this straight."
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"This mysterious man with braces"
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"just stabbed the old lady and disappeared?"
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"Without a trace."
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"Found her will, Chief."
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"It was just changed to leave the Simpsons $50,000."
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"So it's a good thing she died,"
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"from our point of view, financially."
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"Well, I'd like to thank you both for cooperating with..."
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"Chief Wiggum! Homer and I are innocent!"
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"I'm sorry, Marge."
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"I can't believe I tried to trick you with such an..."
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"Now if you'll excuse us, we'll just be..."
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"Does that ever work?"
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"No. No, never does."
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"Book him, Lou."
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"Yeah, sure. Go ahead. I'll be back on the streets by dinnertime."
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"And the elephant that couldn't stop laughing was put to death."
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"Speaking of death,"
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"octogenarian Myrna Bellamy was brutally murdered last night."
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"The top suspects, her disgruntled servants, Homer and Marge Simpson."
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"Hmm?"
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"Top suspects?"
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"Oh, dear. Now everyone will think Homer and I did it."
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"The real killer is the man with the braces."
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"Yeah. If Dad killed everyone he talked about killing,"
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"would any of us be here?"
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"You'd be dead a million times."
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"Do you really think Homer could be a killer?"
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"I just can't believe a man we sat and drank with all these years"
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"could do such a horrible thing."
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"Well, we've all got that voice in our heads telling us to kill."
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"You just have to drown it out."
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"I've been working on the railroad all the livelong day"
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"Oh, man. What a day! I'd kill for a beer."
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"Right away, sir. I don't want no trouble."
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"Mmm."
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"I'd stab somebody for a pickle."
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"Give me some peanuts."
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"You didn't say you'd kill me."
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"I'll kill you if you don't give me some peanuts."
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"Today's readings come from Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John."
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"Well, maybe just Matthew and Mark."
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"Next on the Springfield Death Tour"
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"is the home of Marge and Homer Simpson,"
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"also known as "H-Diddy and his Murder Ho. ""
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"Go away!"
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"Wait, wait! That's a suggestion, not a threat."
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"Homer!"
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"What? It goes right by our house."
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"This is ridiculous."
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"You've been through my delicates, my silkies,"
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"I insist on searching every inch of this home personally."
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"Here's my underwear drawer."
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"Where's that robot?"
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"Hey, Chief. You better get in here."
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"Mrs. Bellamy's necklace!"
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"Homer and Marge Simpson,"
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"you're under arrest for the murder of Myrna Bellamy."
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"Homer, what are we going to do?"
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"You know, Chief, if you let us go,"
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"there's a diamond necklace in it for you."
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"I hope you're not suggesting"
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"that I would take that necklace as a bribe."
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"Think again, dirtbag."
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"Because I can just swipe it later from the evidence locker!"
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"Yeah, your wife's gonna look pretty good in that, Chief."
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"I'll cut us a deal by becoming a jailhouse snitch."
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"I know who stopped up the toilet."
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"Now don't worry, kids. You'll be placed with a caring foster family."
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"Young'uns, meet your new brother and sister."
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"They's worth five dollars a day county money."
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