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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Egg Drop (S03E03)

"Legwork."
Modern Family (2009)
"Am I worried that they might write it all down and just do it themselves?"
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"Yeah, so, um, you thought you would go with an egg carton?"
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"This is so frustrating."
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"Uh, except for Luke's. Really?"
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"Claire and Jay are incredibly competitive."
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"Claire is the son that my dad never had."
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"He needs help with a seminar that he's giving."
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"Okay, this is not really about the scones."
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"what are you gonna say?"
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"As a matter of fact, there is."
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"Ooh, and I can get my nails done. Is it okay?"
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"Just be warned, there's some furniture in there that kind of likes where it is."
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"Oh, well, you're preaching to the choir- literally."
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"Mmm. Yes, I saw."
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"make sure we weren't working with a super-strong batch."
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"Yes, and please put all cell phones on vibrate."
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"# Nobody knows #"
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"Why did you have to do your toes too?"
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"Future investors-"
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"Okay. I guess nobody needs a mouse pad."
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"And the good news is, it's you."
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"Who said anything about giving?"
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"What do you want? Money?"
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"I got a little somethin' set aside."
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"that you purchased below market,"
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"using the simple principles that you learned here today."
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"Son of a-"
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"- Yeah. They cleared out of here pretty fast. - Bummer."
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"You know how family is supposed to treat each other?"
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"Oh, my God. You're crying. I'm so sorry."
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"Don't treat me like that, Phil. Because now I'm furious."
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"They're upset because we took over for them? Maybe."
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"You're gonna get in the car, we're gonna drive home ..."
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"It's so sick, two 13-year-olds know how to take advantage of us."
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"Dad."
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"English - US - PSDH"
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"So the five keys to investing wisely ..."
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"in a down real estate market are:"
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""Keyp" your cool. Mm-hmm."
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""Keyp" informed."
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"I recently became a partner in a new agency,"
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"so I put together a seminar to recruit first-time home buyers."
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"I want to give 'em a step-by-step description ..."
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"of exactly what I can do for them."
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"Quite frankly, I hadn't thought about it until just now."
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"- Do I really have to go to this thing? - Yes."
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"You're a big part of today. You're my support staff."
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"Then why am I not getting paid?"
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"Mmm! That is a good question,"
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"and I think I'm gonna text you the answer on that cell phone we pay for."
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"- again? - Uh, no."
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"It's just one question. I think I got it."
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"Yeah, but it's the most important question ..."
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"because it launches me into my big finish."
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"Yes. That way, people leave excited."
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"Oh, I think people will be excited to leave."
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"Luke, why?"
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"I'm sorry. It's for school."
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"I have to design a container ..."
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"that'll protect an egg in a one-story drop."
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"What if the best idea was under my nose the whole time?"
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"You're gonna need to come down and clean this up now."
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"I wouldn't have to do any of this ..."
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"if Alex would just let me use hers from when she took the class."
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"Never. That design is my intellectual property."
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"I think it has applications for unmanned space flight."
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"Keep talking like that and you'll go through life unmanned."
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"Funny. Girls."
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"Luke, honey, listen to me."
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"You're gonna need to do this project on your own, and you can do it."
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"- Just really think. - I've got it."
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"What if I'm the container?"
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"There's a thought. You could be-"
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"No, Luke! Luke!"
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"Okay. Mwah, mwah, mwah!"
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"I understood "crazy old witch, go kill yourself," then "I love you.""
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"I'll never get this- how you all yell at each other."
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"Ay. That's how you know that your family loves you-"
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"when they feel free to scream at you."
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"I guess I owe my ex-wife an apology."
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"Apparently she was nuts about me."
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"Darn it!"
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"Try the next one over a frying pan. I could use some breakfast."
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"At least you're getting your hands dirty for a change."
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"It is a nice break from the life of the mind I usually live."
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"That's the spirit."
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"Plus, it's a metaphor for the human condition."
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"Aren't we all just fragile eggs hiding behind bubble wrap and bravado?"
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"And we're back."
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"I'm sure that your egg-droppy thing is going to be the best in the class."
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"Our Luke?"
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"But isn't he like a little-"
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"I bet Claire's gonna help him,"
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"just like she did with his self-portrait for art class."
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"There was life in those eyes. It was haunting."
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"Tell you what. I'm gonna nip this in the bud."
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"You deserve a fighting chance."
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"Hey, I'm callin' about that egg project the boys are doing."
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"Parents aren 't supposed to help out on that, right?"
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"Why would the parents be helping?"
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"Why do they cut grapes for eight-year-olds ?"
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"I figure if you can eat a chicken finger, you can tear your way through a grape."
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"Again, Dad? Aw, I'm sorry."
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"It just bugs me, is all."
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"The point is, I'm not helping,"
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"and I hope no one else is helping either."
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"Okay, Dad. Thanks for the heads-up."
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"Love ya. Bye-bye-"
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"Well, my Dad is doing Manny's project for him."
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"He called to tell you that?"
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"Oh, no. He called to tell me that he wasn't,"
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"which is exactly what you say when you are ..."
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"but you don't want anybody to suspect it."
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"Really? Mm-hmm."
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"What would you say if you had issues with your father?"
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"Tennis games, card games, everything. Who knows why?"
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"I mean, he just wanted someone who'd throw a ball in the backyard."
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