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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Egg Drop (S03E03)

"I did once, but he did not attend."
Modern Family (2009)
"Looks like fun."
Modern Family (2009)
"It was, but now it's hard."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, I'm sure you're gonna do great, buddy."
Modern Family (2009)
"Claire."
Modern Family (2009)
"I am just showing interest in our son's project,"
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"which any parent would think- think- to do."
Modern Family (2009)
"Thinking, I am,"
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"that maybe I should stay here, in case Luke has any questions."
Modern Family (2009)
"Do you think you can find somebody else to help you with your seminar?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't know. it's a little last-minute."
Modern Family (2009)
"You're kinda irreplaceable."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, I mean, it's just one question,"
Modern Family (2009)
"and the seminar isn't for two hours-"
Modern Family (2009)
"Shh, shh, shh."
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"Hey, Gloria. Quick favor."
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"Okay. See you later. Bye-bye."
Modern Family (2009)
"- What was that? - Phil."
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"Why can't Claire help him?"
Modern Family (2009)
"He didn't say. I'll tell you why."
Modern Family (2009)
"Because she's knee-deep in Luke's egg-drop project."
Modern Family (2009)
"She said that she was not going to help."
Modern Family (2009)
"That's exactly what I would say to me ..."
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"if I was helping my kid and didn't want me to know."
Modern Family (2009)
"Why would you be talking to you?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm just saying it's unfair to Manny."
Modern Family (2009)
"The kid doesn't stand a chance on his own."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm tagging in here. Jay, he doesn't need you to baby him."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm just gonna give him a few tips. Kid, get yourself a snack."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay. I'll cut him some grapes."
Modern Family (2009)
"Damn it!"
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"Not like that, Jay. Like this. Look."
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"It just irritates me. You know what I mean?"
Modern Family (2009)
"We're meeting with prospective birth mothers."
Modern Family (2009)
"We've had a few of these meetings, and they're very nerve-racking."
Modern Family (2009)
"You wanna look good, you wanna make a good first impression."
Modern Family (2009)
"Kind of like a first date."
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"Actually, it's-ifs the opposite of a first date."
Modern Family (2009)
"You don't want to have sex, but you do want a baby."
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"I have to say, Lily is adorable and such a good eater."
Modern Family (2009)
"Not all the time. She just happens to love my tuna salad."
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"Dolphin-safe, of course."
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"Oh, who cares about that?"
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"Well, I bet the dolphins do."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's okay to eat tuna, but not dolphin'?"
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"My theory is, a fish is a fish."
Modern Family (2009)
"Mmm. Mm-hmm. Well, a dolphin's actually a mammal."
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"Tomato, tomahto."
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"More like tomato, cow."
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"Can you help me with the scones in the kitchen? Okay."
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"Excuse us."
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"Oh, really? You didn't need help carrying six scones?"
Modern Family (2009)
"No. This is about your need to correct everyone's every little mistake."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm sorry. I thought that she could use a basic biology lesson."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, let me give you a basic biology lesson. You and I can't make a baby."
Modern Family (2009)
"So if she points to a lamp and calls it Uncle George,"
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""Pleased to meet you, Uncle George.""
Modern Family (2009)
"Very good. Now let's get out there, smile, nod ..."
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"and get ourselves a baby. Okay."
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"... and those are your five keys."
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"Now, if there are no more questions- Ah, yes."
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"The lovely home buyer right here on the edge of her seat."
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"I was wondering-"
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"I was wondering,"
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"is there a sixth key?"
Modern Family (2009)
"We'll work on that."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's the key to the new home you purchased below market,"
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"thanks to Woosnum, Keneally and Dunphy."
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"Bravo."
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"Fire the confetti cannon, drop the banner,"
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"autographs, autographs, autographs, and we're done."
Modern Family (2009)
"We still have like an hour left. Can I go shopping?"
Modern Family (2009)
"No. I have vocal exercises to do, and I need you to do a sound check for me."
Modern Family (2009)
"Ay, I was hoping we could go to my hair salon. it's nearby."
Modern Family (2009)
"I didn't have time to finish my hair this morning."
Modern Family (2009)
"Really? That just happens?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, sure. Oh, oh!"
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"Could one of you guys stick this under a chair on your way out?"
Modern Family (2009)
"One of the lucky attendees is going home with a brand-new mouse pad."
Modern Family (2009)
"Wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't want to see which chair."
Modern Family (2009)
"I want to be blown away, like everyone else."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yes."
Modern Family (2009)
"Now, that is feng shui."
Modern Family (2009)
"Doesn't that feel better? Oh, yes."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's wonderful for conversation."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yes, this is nice. It gives the room a nice flow, which I'm really liking."
Modern Family (2009)
"Sometimes your furniture tells you where it wants to be."
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"Yeah."
Modern Family (2009)
"Do you mind if I use your restroom?"
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"Not at all. It's just down the hall."
Modern Family (2009)
"I know it's killing you to do this whole song and dance,"
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"but I think it's going great."
Modern Family (2009)
"Cam, there's a limit. Okay?"
Modern Family (2009)
"We already promised her that we would show her son all 52 states."
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"Oh, wow, you have a keyboard. Oh, yes, that's mine."
Modern Family (2009)
"You're musical. I love that."
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"It's very important to me."
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"I've sung in several."
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"Yeah, we sing to Lily all the time."
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"I wish I could hear you guys. Oh, well, that's very sweet."
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"No, now."
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"The baby's father is a musician,"
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"and I would love to know that he's growing up in a musical household."
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"Okay."
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"Great!"
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"Okay, now we're actually doing a song and dance. Okay, look at it this way."
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"We're not only adopting a baby,"
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"we're saving it from a life spent searching for East Dakota."
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"Oh, God. This is actually nice."
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"This is actually very nice to lean on."
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"It broke again."
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"You just need to double up on the cotton."
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"Here, let me save you a step."
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"Alex!"
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"Knock, knock!"
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"Dad! Hey, what are you doing here?"
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"Manny needs that soldering iron I lent to Phil."
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"One of the screws on his project keeps coming loose."
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"But other than that, it's flawless. Huh."
Modern Family (2009)
"His latest test run- he dropped it off the roof."
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