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Clips from Taxi - The Great Line (S01E01)

"Oh, sure, but not right away."
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"I mean marriage is important."
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"It can't just be jumped into."
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"Oh, I agree; yes."
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"So, we'll get married in an hour."
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"Oh, perfect."
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"Can I buy you that drink now?"
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"Sure."
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"Author, author."
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"He said, "If I didn't have to do it..."
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""If I could do it in my living room,"
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"I wouldn't have to do it in the backseat of your cab.""
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"( both laughing )"
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"WOMAN: I liked that, too."
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"( laughter continues )"
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"Is it ever going to happen for me..."
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"or am I just going to spend the rest of my life alone?"
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"Alone... alone..."
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"alone..."
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"How did I get into this? All I said was,"
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""I'm going for a beer. Does anyone want to come?""
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"Alone."
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"When I came over, did you get the feeling"
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"something special was gonna happen?"
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"Yeah. Me, too."
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"Wait-- before or after you saw me?"
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"Both, but more after."
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"That's so amazing."
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"Ah, Suzanne, is this the best time you've ever had?"
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"Absolutely."
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"You're not just saying that, are you?"
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"Or have you really had a lousy life?"
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"Oh, no."
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"No, I've had a great life."
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"And this is your best time?"
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"Yeah. Wow! Me, too."
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"Okay, I want you to take your time with this next one,"
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"'cause it's real important to me."
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"Oh."
Taxi
"How do you stand on bowling?"
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"Feet together, knees slightly bent."
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"I use a four..."
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"She bowls."
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"She bowls!"
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"So what do you want to do first,"
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"get married, or go bowling?"
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"Bowling first."
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"That way, if the marriage doesn't work,"
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"it won't screw up my game."
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"Well, so long, you guys."
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"We're going to go get married now."
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"Oh, that's nice."
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"Oh-- after bowling. Good night."
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"Okay. Yeah, yeah, good luck."
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"Good bowling."
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"We're going bowling?"
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"No, we're not going bowling."
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"Would you mind if I joined you and had a drink?"
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"No. Sit down."
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"Thank you. Good night."
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"LOUIE: Hey, Wheeler!"
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"Hey, Wheeler, come over here."
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"Do I have to?"
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"Yeah."
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"We got a complaint..."
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"that one of our drivers got fresh with a passenger."
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"Was it you?"
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"Of course not. I don't do that kind of stuff."
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"Too bad."
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"I wanted to find out who it was"
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"so I can give him some tips from the old expert."
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"You mean you used to get fresh with the passengers"
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"when you were a driver?"
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"Only the women."
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"I used to pull over, turn around, and ask them"
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"if they'd like to come to my place for drinks and sex."
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"Oh, yeah, the subtle approach."
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"Did it work?"
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"I don't believe you, Louie."
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"Well, not every time."
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"Exactly how many times?"
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"Once in 2,312 times."
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"Oh, hi, John."
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"Hey, John! Look who's here."
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"What have you been doing the past few days, John?"
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"As if we didn't know."
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"Hey, stop it! Come on!"
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"You shouldn't be doing this."
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"Why not? 'Cause I could pulverize you."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I'm just kind of sensitive about what happened."
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"BOBBY: Well, what happened?"
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"Remember that girl I met in the bar?"
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"BOBBY: Yeah? I married her."
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"You what? Oh, my...! What?!"
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"How could you do that?"
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"How could you do something like that?"
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"John, that was just a line."
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"You weren't supposed to do it."
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"John, what's the matter with you?"
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"How could you do a thing like that?"
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"I don't know."
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"There we were, bowling and joking"
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"about whoever lost paid for the marriage license."
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"The next thing I knew,"
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"we were eloping to Maryland in her best friend's Volvo."
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"John, how... John, did you think?"
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"Did you say to yourself, "What am I doing?"
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"This has to stop!""
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"Yeah. Unfortunately, I didn't say it to her."
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"It was like some game of chicken."
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"Each one of us thinking the other would call it off."
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"I kept thinking she'd brake any minute"
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"as we drove through New York, then through Lincoln Tunnel,"
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"then to New Jersey..."
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"John, do me a favor."
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"Don't say every landmark from here to Maryland, okay?"
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"It's all so weird!"
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"It was so terrific being with her"
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