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Clips from Taxi - The Great Line (S01E01)

"everything that's happening in your body."
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"I think that should do it."
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"Yeah."
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"Let's see here..."
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"I'll say, "one-two-three, go.""
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"Is this the wedding party?"
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"Yeah."
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"( buzzer sounds )"
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"I can tell she hasn't told you."
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"( clears throat )"
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"I'll be having fun standing in the kitchenette"
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"Now, I know it doesn't make sense,"
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"No, we're staying married."
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"( theme music playing )"
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"So you think you can chug-a-lug, huh?"
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"Uh-huh."
Taxi
"Okay, come on."
Taxi
"And he says, "If I could do it in my living room,"
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"I wouldn't have to do it in the back of your cab.""
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"( laughter )"
Taxi
"Hey, Tony, this guy wants to chug-a-lug against you."
Taxi
"Oh, yeah? What's the bet?"
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"Fifty."
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"Fifty dollars?!"
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"( murmuring )"
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"Hey, we'll all chip in."
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"Come on, ante up, you guys. Ten each?"
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"A pitcher of beer and two mugs!"
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"Okay, here's my ten."
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"Alex?"
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"How do you feel, Tony?"
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"Thirsty."
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"I'm in for ten. That's good enough for me."
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"All right. Here we go."
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"Okay, we got our bet."
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"There's my 50."
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"Excuse me, Alex."
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"Oh, sure."
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"So, they say after divorce your life is empty"
Taxi
"and here I am watching a chug-a-lug contest."
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"Ready?"
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"One... two... three... start."
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"Any time, gentlemen."
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"Let's get out of here."
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"I don't want to be around when he belches."
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"Oh, come on, let's forget it-- I'm buying."
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"Same ol' rounds. Okay."
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"What'll you have, John?"
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"John?"
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"Hmm?"
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"What is it?"
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"It's that girl."
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"ELAINE: Which one?"
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"You don't have to ask, do you?"
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"No, I guess not."
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"The blonde."
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"No."
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"ELAINE: The one with the white blouse?"
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"JOHN: No."
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"ELAINE: Oh, the other one."
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"See? You picked her out."
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"It's just that I've never felt this way before."
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"I mean, this is the first time"
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"a girl sitting across from me in a bar"
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"has gotten me all excited."
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"What do you think, Alex?"
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"I don't think you have to announce"
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"You like her, go over and talk to her."
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"Just like that?"
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"Sure."
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"What would I say if I did?"
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"Say hello."
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"No, I couldn't say that."
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"I mean"
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"I never know what to say to girls."
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"I don't know, I just can't seem to get started."
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"Ah, just forget it."
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"Okay."
Taxi
"Okay, I'm going to do you a big favor"
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"and I hope you appreciate it."
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"What's the favor?"
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"I'm going to give you the perfect line."
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"Works every time, instantly"
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"and with devastating results."
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"Here's what you do."
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"You walk up to her, tap her on the shoulder,"
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"and when she turns around, you say: "Why waste time?"
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"Let's get married.""
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"It's witty, it's entertaining, and it's got "married" in it."
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"( all chuckling )"
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"The line has everything."
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"Hey, you know, I got a better one."
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"What?"
Taxi
"You go up and you say:"
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""Let's cut the preliminaries--"
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"you want to get married?""
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"Hey, you know, that is better."
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"Shorter anyway."
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"We just improved on the wheel, man."
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"A good line really helps a lot."
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"So?"
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"Nah..."
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"John, there's a time when you either do it or you forget it."
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"You're absolutely right, Alex."
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"Let's forget it."
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"I can't forget it."
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"BOBBY: Just do it."
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"ELAINE: Just be sweet."
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"Real nice."
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"Get it right."
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"Just smooth. Smooth."
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"Yes?"
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"Let's cut the preliminaries."
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"You want to get married?"
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"Sure."
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"What?!"
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"I was sitting over there and I wanted to talk to you, and..."
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"I think there's a couple of places at the bar."
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"Do you want to take them?"
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"I thought we were getting married."
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