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Clips from Poorly Drawn Lines (2021) - The Museum (S01E01)

"‐didn't actually experience? ‐(phone buzzes)"
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"Oh, now that takes me back‐‐"
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"I probably would have been"
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"and filled with danger."
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"I'm juggling like 37 projects right now."
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"Unfortunately, Saturday is the new Thursday."
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"Mm. Nobody tells me these things."
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"See, if this was ancient times,"
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"Yeah, and I wouldn't have to run my online T‐shirt business."
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"and brilliant comedic wordplay."
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"Sadly, Kev, our destinies may lie in the past."
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"How about we go to the Museum of Ancient History?"
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"old times actually would have been."
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"♪♪ ♪♪"
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"ERNESTO: This can't be it."
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"‐TANYA: Uh, same thing? ‐Meh, I guess."
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"All...right."
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"This is the Ancient History Museum."
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"Are we scared about the ancient world"
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"that we have it way better in modern times,"
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"Well, what if I was to tell you"
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"that you are incorrect about me,"
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"Well, then you've come to the right place, tasty dudes!"
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"Who wants to see some cool swords?"
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"‐BOTH: I do. ‐Well, great!"
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"My next tour starts right now!"
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"This one here was wielded by a barbarian ruler"
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"who almost took down all of the Romans,"
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"can I ask a question?"
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"have the skills necessary to become‐‐"
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"oh, I don't know‐‐"
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"magistrate of such a great city?"
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"‐(gasps) ‐(eerie music)"
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"You've got such classics as cow person,"
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"‐What the f‐‐ ‐GIL: And of course,"
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"Except even more beautiful!"
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"Oh, he does look like you, huh?"
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"It's made of dirty old clay or whatever."
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"Are you jealous because I have a hot statue"
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"That's why it's weird!"
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"It's just a coincidenciality,"
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"but do not mean anything, guys!"
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"Relaxy, please."
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"Damn it. Oh, hey, wait, you guys!"
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"I've been getting weird vibes ever since we walked in here,"
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"and now this guy wants to show us a mummy?"
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"Antique or not, this place is weird."
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"Gil is creepy, and I say we go home."
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"It is intoxicating."
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"the more I realize I would have made an incredible god."
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"One of the best gods, Ernesto."
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"Fine, I'll look at the dead person,"
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"if you try to cancel‐‐ that's why I still have"
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"It's my favorite Kaleidoscope‐based institution."
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"Willkommen to the Mummy Room."
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"She commanded thousands of loyal followers."
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"What was this queen's name?"
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"Her name was Tanya."
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"Are you messing with me, Gilandrius?"
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"which, as we all know..."
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"Are you guys even listening to yourselves?"
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"No...yes...maybe?"
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"Wow, where did he run off to?"
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"Maybe he had to... (quietly) poo."
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"It's Gil, excuse me, and for years,"
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"Dude, it totally looks like me."
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"If I was, like, a little more shredded,"
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"Tonight the Great Queen and her revered deities rise again."
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"Their spirits will fuse with yours,"
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"Either you come willingly, or I‐‐"
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"That's correct, and then through dark magic‐‐"
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"And would I get to set my own hours?"
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"Oh, sure, yeah, yeah, you would totally be in charge."
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"‐I'm in. ‐Way ahead of you, dude."
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"‐Whoa, whoa, whoa‐‐ ‐Ernesto, look at me."
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"They're even making an exception for you!"
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"‐HENCHMAN: Just do it, man. ‐Come on."
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"All right, all right, geez."
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"You guys are so annoying."
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"(ominous music)"
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"♪♪ ♪♪"
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"Let the ritual commence!"
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"Let's start this ritual! (laughs)"
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"‐KEVIN: Yes! ‐And to oversee"
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"GIL: And to be available at all of the hours"
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"on tens of hundreds of T‐shirts."
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"Gil, uh, Gil, wait a minute."
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"And I'm trying to get out of the T‐shirt game."
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"of this dead empire, but I'd rather find somebody"
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"Ah, Gil, you're my guy! We love you, Gil."
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"I love you as well, hooded figures!"
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"They do seem like a good group."
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"Who wants a circular carbohydrate?"
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"‐Can we get pineapple? ‐Yes, yah, yah."
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"Hello? Uh, guys?"
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"You're free to go, home slices."
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"Hey, may I tell you something"
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"It never feels like work, not one day of it."
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"for the spirits and to commence the ritual, yes."
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"‐Oh, thanks, Gil. ‐TANYA: Thanks, Gil."
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"Oh, and hey, please to be telling your friends"
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"(grunting)"
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"♪♪ ♪♪"
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"Ugh."
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"Like the Mongol conquest?"
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"I was thinking more like the '60s."
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"the 1260s when we conquered Damascus."
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"You know, personally I've always felt like"
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"I should have been born earlier."
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"‐Like, how earlier? ‐I don't know."
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"Anywhere from like 100 to 5,000 years ago."
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"Yeah! Probably would have been"
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"the queen of my own barbarian tribe or something."
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"Tanya, I totally agree."
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"the magistrate of an ancient city,"
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"and we might've even been friends."
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"Yes! We definitely would have been friends."
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"You would provide grain for my people,"
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"and my warriors would offer not to destroy your city in return."
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"That does sound like me."
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